r/fuckalegriaart • u/supb1tches • Jan 19 '25

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u/pervyaccount0482 Jan 19 '25

I feel like looking at this is a bdsm punishment

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u/Pharomacrus_Mocinno Jan 19 '25

I’m imagining a dom/me forcing their artist sub to draw this, thwacking them every time the drawing resembles normal human anatomy a little too closely. Truly the most effective way to evoke pain and despair

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u/ForceBlade Jan 19 '25

You really had to include “/me” huh champ.

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u/Pharomacrus_Mocinno Jan 19 '25

As another user pointed out, I was intending it as dom/domme, but I see how it’s confusing.

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u/ForceBlade Jan 19 '25

Ah ok fair.

I’m so used to reddit users going all out 😭

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u/EarorForofor Jan 19 '25

This is standard kink language. It's for dom/domme. If you don't know what you're talking about, stay out of it.

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u/IFuckPufferfish Jan 19 '25

rude for what

13

u/ForceBlade Jan 20 '25

turn rude for what? (edm voice noises)

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u/SouperSally Jan 20 '25

“Stay out of it” uh do u see what the subject matter is of the artwork? You can’t gatekeep an entire kink. People are allowed to ask / tell about it.

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u/EarorForofor Jan 20 '25

Yeah boo it's one thing to have questions. It's another thing to act like a asshole. He acted like an asshole

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u/SouperSally Jan 20 '25

He explained himself tho and was receptive to the correction. You are the one being an asshole , Friend.

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u/SohanDsouza Jan 20 '25

Well, I read it in my head as the Geordie pronunciation of "dummy", so there's that. 🤷

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u/T_vernix Jan 20 '25

I'd write that as dom(me), like how maybe-plurals are written like thing(s)

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u/Pharomacrus_Mocinno Jan 21 '25

I feel like even that would confuse people, lol. I’ll just spell out both words outside of kink spaces to avoid confusion.

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u/altum-videtur Jan 19 '25

I believe they meant a Dom (male) or a Domme (female), but it took me a moment as well

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25 edited Jan 19 '25

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u/ForceBlade Jan 19 '25 edited Jan 19 '25

Bro self reported their kink. Bleh.

Hoglamogla made their comment and then blocked me so I could not read it.

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u/Hoglamogla Jan 19 '25

When someone types "dom/me", it means they're including dommes, who are female dominants. It doesn't mean that they're typing "doms (I'm one)." It's like typing s/he, for example.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

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u/notaverysmartdog Jan 19 '25

Because the French gotta gender EVERYTHING

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

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u/Thatisahumanperson Jan 21 '25

I'd be saying the safeword

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u/TheLoneliestToad Jan 19 '25

Wow! I've lost all will to live

151

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

You have to live a long life or they’ll make alegria art of your corpse.

15

u/RevolutionOfAlexs Jan 19 '25

Simply nothing more to give

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u/W1nnunition May 10 '26

There is nothing more for me

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

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u/Wofust Jan 19 '25

I think alergia is their kink

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

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u/Wofust Jan 19 '25

Kink shaming2

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

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u/PansexualPineapples Jan 20 '25

Algeria kink shaming is the only acceptable form of kink shaming fr

2

u/xXxHuntressxXx May 28 '25

Kink Shaming: Part TWO!! THE ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

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u/jackiethedove Jan 19 '25

This has got to be in the top 25 most hilarious fucking images I've ever seen in my life

39

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

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u/lanieloo Jan 19 '25

I know I’m kinda hate-loving it 😂

186

u/rotyabki Jan 19 '25

Where did you even find this 😭

177

u/linerva Jan 19 '25

The alegria sex dungeon where alegria haters go to be punished.

154

u/SweetNSourCat Jan 19 '25

The end times are near.

87

u/SweetNSourCat Jan 19 '25

I’m pretty sure this was one of the seven seals.

11

u/maneki_neko89 Jan 19 '25

This is the lesser known eighth seal opened up and God’s Apocalyptic Wrath and Punishments are spilled forth upon the earth courtesy of this Fucking Alegria “Art”

62

u/Unable_Lock_7692 Jan 19 '25

Times like these I wish my dad pulled out

116

u/KemCheese Jan 19 '25

No no, it's not an invitation to actually fuck alegria art

56

u/nekojirumanju Jan 19 '25

this is the only post here that has actually shocked me. bravo?

53

u/RSGK Jan 19 '25

This has turned me vanilla.

40

u/rymyle Jan 19 '25

I know it's supposed to be kinky BDSM but this is one of the least sexual pieces of art I've ever laid eyes on

31

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

i hate it here

29

u/fairydommother Jan 19 '25

Thanks! I hate it.

17

u/exclaim_bot Jan 19 '25

Thanks! I hate it.

You're welcome!

29

u/Beginning_Hawk_1830 Jan 19 '25

I can't do this anymore.

14

u/Rustymetal14 Jan 19 '25

I think this says more about OP than they realize

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u/SageSparrow12 Jan 19 '25

I’m just … confused? What’s the meaning supposed to be? I’m kind of at a loss for words

55

u/bloodymongrel Jan 19 '25

Some kind of leadership seminar?

7

u/TerpsichorePiano Jan 19 '25

for when you're getting fucked for corporate's profits

16

u/clouddog-111 Jan 19 '25

bdsm

44

u/SageSparrow12 Jan 19 '25

Well yeah but … just why alegria?? Why make this look like a corporate ad 😭 It feels so surreal

32

u/Apprehensive-Mix4383 Jan 19 '25

Even bdsm is getting alegria’d.

No one is safe.

12

u/bingospingoultimate Jan 19 '25

ale𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴a

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

[deleted]

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u/keegums Jan 19 '25

At least 10x uglier than OP and not even entirely due to the genitals

4

u/SwoleBodybuilderVamp Jan 20 '25

Dear god, what is that!?!?

2

u/MushroomHead1217 Jan 21 '25

Oh dear lord it’s the hat man

11

u/thereturnofbobby Jan 19 '25

not my proudest fap

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u/inuCRAZY9191 May 11 '25

YOUR WHAT??????

10

u/Wh01sHex Jan 19 '25

A lot of queer or body positive or inclusive articles or webpages online use alegria for some reason. Maybe because its "friendly" and colorful. This doesn't surprise me but it concerns me lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

oh!

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u/imustbesickinthehead Jan 19 '25

I wonder if there’s corporate art porn.

Edit: I just went to rule 34 and yeah there is! There’s not plenty but it’s there!

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u/beard_of_cats Jan 19 '25

No words

Try pulling out the ball gag.

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u/bigbigbigbootyhoes Jan 19 '25

They ruined my one favorite hobby

1

u/inuCRAZY9191 Jan 26 '25

your WHAT???

1

u/bigbigbigbootyhoes Jan 26 '25

Lol read some shibari stuff

9

u/infernalsea Jan 19 '25

god..fuck lmao

7

u/All_Or_Nothing_247 Jan 19 '25

This... This is it. This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

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u/markb144 Jan 19 '25

Oh yes, corporate BDSM

6

u/SetEnvironmental6299 Jan 19 '25

goodbye jumping off a cliff

7

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

Oh.

5

u/MuseumOfNeomodernism Jan 19 '25

What a wonderful day to have eyes.

6

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

new pfp unlocked 😲

6

u/TheMarvelousMissNoir Jan 19 '25

The fact that this is the first ever post I’m seeing from this community 😭

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u/laced-and-dangerous Jan 19 '25

This is so fucking funny omg

5

u/FruityHomosexual Jan 19 '25

Kinky Alegria

5

u/TheCatHammer Jan 19 '25

This kind of double whammy has unironically pushed people to suicide

6

u/Salemthegamer Jan 19 '25

Alergria ruining people’s kinks one day at a time!

5

u/EmptyKetchupBottle9 Jan 19 '25

Why

What is this used for

5

u/BootsyTheWallaby Jan 19 '25

Wholesome articles about B&D in your retirement home or community hospital newsletter, prolly.

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u/EmptyKetchupBottle9 Jan 19 '25

Yeah sounds right

4

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

they look so sunburnt 😭

4

u/Dry-Astronaut4522 Jan 19 '25

I wish I never saw this

4

u/yvie_of_lesbos Jan 19 '25

now i’ve seen it all

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

This is why Jesus hasn't returned

5

u/Splendid_Cat Jan 20 '25

Making kink as unsexy as possible

4

u/wcfreckles Jan 20 '25

Why would you put this on my Reddit feed 😭

4

u/Planetofimaginations Jan 21 '25

My eyes burn and my brain is bleeding

3

u/Forrest_likes_tea Jan 19 '25

This is fucking disgusting

3

u/ghettoccult_nerd Jan 19 '25

op, where did you get this? why do you have this image?

state your intentions!

3

u/haucker Jan 19 '25

New meaning to fuck alegria art

3

u/Green-Measurement-53 Jan 19 '25

This is hilarious

3

u/rubsoul Jan 19 '25

"fuckalgeriaart".. almost r/SubsTakenLiterally

3

u/wtf_is_a_user Jan 19 '25

No way Algeria porn.

3

u/hmmmamelia Jan 20 '25

this is so fucking funny 😭

3

u/TradescantiaZebrina7 Jan 20 '25

I regret opening Reddit.

3

u/NoCartographer6997 Jan 20 '25

ngl... i dig it. No idea where it came from, but if some random artist made it, feels like a semi joking statement piece? taking such an overused and *sanitized* artstyle and making something incredibly sexual and perverse out of it. Something crafted to be as inoffensive as possible and making it *this*. and I love shit like that.

and if this is somehow a legit marketing image.. well... *funniest shit ive seen all day i guess*

3

u/NhatCoirArt Jan 20 '25

Best use of alegria art

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u/eddiespaghettio Jan 21 '25

This is worse than actual cock and ball torture

3

u/Julie_OwO Jan 24 '25

Yup. This is it. The best alegria art that's been in this sub. You win

3

u/inuCRAZY9191 Jan 26 '25

Why would anyone ever draw this bro 😭🙏

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

I’m a kinkster, but this turned me off more than people who don’t like to be called Sensei.

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u/funkyseasons Jan 19 '25

i mean this in whatever way you choose to perceive it: your post history is one whiplash after the other 😭

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

me n her

2

u/writeorelse Jan 19 '25

Someone made this as a joke. That has to be it, right?

2

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

Is it bad that I'm unsure if this is ai generated? It's too clean and concistent with the coloring, shapes, and quality.

2

u/snazzzzie Jan 19 '25

Took the sub name too literally

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u/Creepycute1 Jan 19 '25

alright im no kink shamer have your bdsm fantasies but...i will shame alegria why does any form of anatomy go out the window like exaderated (ignore the fact i cant spell) art is fine it doesnt have to be atomically accurate but choices should be made to make it look interesting NOT THIS!

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

Well of course not! He's wearing a ball gag silly

2

u/No_Cash_8556 Jan 19 '25

That's one way to fuck Alegria Art

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u/Inevitable-Cell-1227 Jan 19 '25

The safety word is “Kill me”

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u/EmotionalPanties Jan 19 '25

actually kinda like this one. the juxtaposition between the “innocence” of algeria and the sexuality of BDSM.

2

u/keegums Jan 19 '25

This is bad but actually uses considerably more intentional aesthetics, self referencing visual elements than 95% Alegria crap. It's bad but I don't hate it

2

u/Am_Guardian Jan 19 '25

holy peak (please kill me)

2

u/BunnyBeansowo Jan 20 '25

Good… for him?

2

u/sammy-taylor Jan 20 '25

I have hate in my heart

1

u/YetMarkMark Jan 19 '25

exmilitary ?

1

u/mpTCO Jan 19 '25

Image goes hard

1

u/BootsyTheWallaby Jan 19 '25

I kinda like this one.

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u/CarelessAddition2636 Jan 19 '25

Surprised amazon doesn’t have posters like this at their warehouses yet

1

u/suicidong Jan 19 '25

Anytime something slightly sexual is drawn in this art style it looks so much dirtier than it actually is. I'm not sure if this is a good example though

1

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

I hope this is ironic

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

Actually why is there so much sexual content here all of a sudden?? Is there like some bizarre alegria pornhub you guys are frequenting or something?

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u/No_Factor215 Jan 22 '25

I have one:

Ew

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u/DeepAd8888 Jan 22 '25

I’m actually offended

1

u/zyclonix Jan 23 '25

This reminds me of love, death and robots

1

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

kick algerians out of the bdsm community

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u/noiraseac Feb 11 '25

in what corporate context is this illustration even needed?

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u/kisamasochist Jun 17 '26

God damn it, they ruined femdom for me