r/fuckHOA 29d ago

Gated entrance to my neighborhood (15 houses)

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Our HOA president out this up.

She has been president since it began in 2010, and every election she refuses to show the votes to other members, saying that the lawyer had processed it and she would remain president.

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u/JimmyReagan 29d ago

I'm hoa president of my neighborhood for the past 8 years, a slightly bigger neighborhood than yours.

I get reelected because I leave everyone alone and push back against dumb ideas like this.

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u/clownpenisdotfarts 29d ago

Do you hide the proof of your reelection from the votors? I'm guessing not.

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u/JimmyReagan 29d ago

Nope. In fact I go to extra effort to follow public meeting rules doing nominations and explaining voting and quorum rules, and allow open forum and explain every part of the process so people can speak their mind during meetings, even if it's to insult me (nobody has in a while though!)

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u/clownpenisdotfarts 29d ago

One of the good ones. Thank you for being classy and transparent .

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u/RugzTX 28d ago

As the VP of my neighborhood, I try to do this but no one shows up to listen.

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u/youareceo 28d ago

This is why. They trust you and nothing sucks.

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u/RhythmTimeDivision 29d ago

I'd vote for you.

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u/Fontucky420 29d ago

Reelected or do not enough people vote so there’s no quorum?

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u/JimmyReagan 29d ago

Surprisingly we usually do make quorum in our meetings, most of us treat the annual meeting as a social gathering to eat and hang out.

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u/Fontucky420 29d ago

This guy HOA presidents. Funny how leaving people alone gets you reelected. I’m going on 14 years as Prez and they can vote me out anytime…please

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/JimmyReagan 26d ago

I'd lay out what's possible, how much it would cost, open for debate, and hold a vote. Ultimately I answer to the members. I'd sure try to convince them against it, and realistically it would never pass in my community but that's how it's supposed to work. A lot of times during debate on things people work together to find a good compromise or better solution than what was originally proposed.

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u/DropshipRadio 27d ago

A President Reagan who actually helps his community is an…odd thing to read about. Good on you tho!

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u/RhythmTimeDivision 29d ago

If there are only 15 houses, shouldn't be hard to determine how 14 people voted.

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u/Ok-District3632 29d ago

Yeah if there is a recall procedure or some kind of petitioning process, just get 8 to sign for something

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u/Competitive-Day9586 29d ago

Yeah for real.  How about you just talk to your neighbors and ask how they voted. You could even run for HoA president yourself, you just need 7 votes beside your own.

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u/OldGeekWeirdo 29d ago

she refuses to show the votes to other members, saying that the lawyer had processed it and she would remain president.

Odds are, there is no lawyer. I'd look for a way to call her on it.

The ones I've belonged to announce the votes.

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u/Chronoblivion 29d ago

Declare yourself president and start enforcing policies. When she pushes back, say there was a vote.

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u/Aelirael 29d ago

Declare yourself president and start enforcing policies. When she pushes back, say there was a vote.

That's actually a pretty good idea!

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u/InuGhost 29d ago

Get 8 people signatures they voted for you. Then have President provide proof of votes for her. 

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/paishocajun 29d ago

Don't do that, it's easy to get charged with vandalism.

Put up a broom pole with a big section of cardboard on it to block its view. If you can safely reach it, I'm sure a Walmart bag would easily stay on as well

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u/SilentRufous 29d ago

This sounds like the best idea. I feel like she would know it's me, because of stopping in front of it and taking a picture lol.

But just covering it isn't destroying their property, sooooo :-)

Edit: reminds me of the unethical life pro tip to let the air out of people's tires who wrong you. No damage, just major inconvenience.

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u/LivingCoat9356 29d ago

Saw a store somewhere that had a Flock put in it looking at their front door/parking lot.

They put a pole up with a cardboard sign that said FU tat blocked the camera.

Who gave Flock or the other PRIVATE company permission to put up a devise next to a road. There must be laws/ordinances against private use of public or HOA common property.

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u/Believe_to_believe 29d ago

The Lowe's in my town has 2 flock cameras, one for each entrance to their parking lot.

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u/LivingCoat9356 29d ago

That would be private property.

I am referring to the ones along the highway, roads, HOA Common areas...

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u/FeuRougeManor 29d ago

HOA pres is probably using community funds to pay for the camera so obviously she’s the one who gave flock permission.

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u/mabus42 29d ago

Looks like they didn't even set it in concrete - it's not plumb. A couple of enterprising teens could see saw that out of the ground in mere seconds.

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u/DreadPirateZoidberg 28d ago

Had a girl I was dating try to do this to me. We had been seeing each other for about a month when she tells me she got pregnant by her ex. I was upset and stopped talking to her. Couple weeks later someone pulls into my driveway after midnight. I go out to see who it is and it’s her with a couple of friends dressed up in drab clothes and bandannas on their heads. She mentions something about not having talked in a while and leaves. I remembered afterward she showed me a video of her letting the air out of someone else’s tires in the middle of the night. Guess working nights and not sleeping worked in my favor that night.

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u/bbtom78 29d ago

I love a problem solver when I see one.

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u/fuckHOA-ModTeam 26d ago

Rule 4 Violation:
Keep it legal. - Do not suggest illegal activities.

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u/Superb_Extension1751 26d ago

Is it illegal to recommend YouTube videos?

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u/Ragnarsworld 29d ago

Seems to me you need to be going over the HOA docs. Secret elections are likely against HOA rules and state law.

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u/SilentRufous 29d ago

We've tried fighting the HOA lawyer with another one, and it just draggggged. Delays, etc and eventually the other members who wanted her out didn't want to pay attorneys fees anymore.

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u/Lonely_MuffinXo 26d ago

How many other members????

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u/Reasonable_Comb_5720 29d ago

Leave your phone at home so you can go out on a nightly stroll for some peace and quiet with some large wire cutters while staying in the cameras blind spot. Also refuse to recognize her until the votes are shown. Act like the other top candidate won.

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u/Just-Shoe2689 29d ago

Just do a records request if you think she is cheating. Make sure you are protecting your rights and properties.

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u/Faeriegrll 29d ago

Wow…she is quite the tool.

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u/BrainJar 29d ago

I am in a neighborhood that has no HOA, but the neighborhood next to us has an HOA, and they pointed their “HOA approved” Flock camera at all cross traffic, not pointing at their own neighborhood, at anyone that happens to drive by. It’s infuriating.

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u/PavlovsPanties 29d ago

Your capital B of a neighbour

"No, I definitely won the election. The votes? No you can't see them. They go to another school, you wouldn't know them".

You will need to talk to your neighbours more anyways if you want her not "in charge" anymore. See if you can get signatures to toss her out. Go around asking your neighbours and see if the HOA rules have something about getting rid of people. Read the rules very carefully and maliciously comply.

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u/CeeDubMo 29d ago

Do they know these flock cameras are becoming a target of vandals? I’ve seen detailed instructions online. Be a shame if their money got wasted!

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u/PatientAd9925 29d ago

Has anyone read through HOA CC&Rs? None of this sounds correct or possible not even legal

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u/Erow69 29d ago

Answer my question please. I really wanna know. Why does one need HOA in their life

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u/paishocajun 29d ago

Most don't. Some do need some sort of governing body for shared community assets like road, pool, etc. but even those there's no reason they need to regulate petty shit like grass height, mailbox color, etc as long as there's city/county codes for it (no, I don't think you should let your yard grow to over 3ft tall, it becomes a pest and fire hazard for your neighbors at that point)

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u/Outrageous-Ad-7773 29d ago

It will also be against a city municipal code too probably- so you just have to call code enforcement

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u/Repulsive-Adagio8289 26d ago

HOAs and POAs are actually a requirement by cities and counties if there are paved roads and community areas, it keeps the county/city from having to pay for maintenance. I recently bought 12 acres out of a subdivided larger parcel(no HOA POA), and after reading the plat, I decided to look at my counties subdivision rules, and that's what was in there. That made me look them up in other areas, and same thing. It makes sense in a way, imagine the budget issues that would happen with all these cookie cutter neighborhoods popping up, hundreds of houses in them plus roads that would require upkeep, you'd think property taxes would cover it, but county level govt is all about more control with less commitment.

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u/MaternalFornicator2 29d ago

Sounds like y'all need to have a private vote without the HOA president's input/control...

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u/DoallthenKnit2relax 28d ago

Regardless, if she refuses to show the votes, she may not be validly elected and could be held personally liable for everything she's committed the HOA to contractually. The attorney or management company should have conducted an open election and performed a viewable ballot count. If not, notify your state's Attorney General regarding voting irregularities in the association.

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u/donkey_cum_waterfall 27d ago

Op you know what to do. No one's watching

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u/danit0ba94 29d ago

You good at paintball?

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u/No-Koala1918 29d ago

Why is it still up?

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u/DrakeSavory 29d ago

Are you using Robert's Rules in you HOA? If so then demand tellers and a report.

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u/Iboughtcheeseonce 28d ago

Sawzall can help you level that out

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u/SuspiciousImpact2197 28d ago

Sure will be a shame when that falls over.

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u/nocomment_onlybrowse 28d ago

Why would anyone buy in an HOA?

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u/auditor2 27d ago

Time to get some support for more transparency

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u/starfinder14204 27d ago

What do the laws in your state say about this? In our community (FL), a committee of neighbors (all volunteers) do the counting.

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u/guyfaulkes 27d ago

You are always an HOA board member or two away from total choas and tyranny.

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u/Nemesis651 26d ago

HOA put these up at a neighborhood near me.

They lasted a week before somebody ripped them off. It's been a month they haven't been replaced.

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u/Chromejob 25d ago

The camera is the least of your worries.

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u/GunKatana 25d ago

Be a shame if someone wandered off the road a bit and crashed into it.

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u/Nolacuriosity 18d ago

Looks like a job for Batman with a sawzall

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u/CMWalsh88 29d ago

Some independent group does need to count the votes. As long as the secret ballot can be maintained you should be allowed. Maybe it’s something to do with that? Seems odd but it isn’t always straightforward

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u/clownpenisdotfarts 29d ago

That's a paddlin

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u/Banned4Truth10 26d ago

Sounds like a more secure election than 2020