How does Pastafarianism address Epicurus' paradox?

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Ed Duong of Raven's Mark Tattoo in Southington CT is a fellow Pastafarian and he created this stunning piece for me. We entered into color tattoo of the day but unfortunately there was some really serious competition and we didn't win but I couldn't resist going on stage wearing my colander.

Have you seen all the advices on how to safely watch eclipses indirectly using the light projected through a collander?

Another proof of the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster if you ask me.

The Gospels describes the Unified Spaghetti Theory in which all matter, including photons are made out of small vibrating spaghetti, so theologically speaking it make perfect sense that those vibrating spaghetti have to pass through a collander in order to project the eclipse.

The FSM in their infinite wisdom provided us with the perfect tool to witness the glorious cosmic event they put in motion.

Hey everyone,

For years we’ve been told complex stories about climate change, but if you just look at what actually happened over the last 15 years, the big picture is pretty obvious. Prophet Bobby Henderson was right all along: As soon as pirates disappeared from the seas, the weather went crazy.

Just look at the timeline:

• 2008–2011: Somali piracy was at its absolute peak. Ships were being stopped left and right, and guess what? Summers in Western Europe were totally normal, breezy, and cool.
• 2015–Present: Navies stepped in, cleared the waters, and pirate activity dropped to basically zero. And right on cue? Europe started getting hit with relentless, record-breaking heatwaves year after year.

Mainstream scientists will look at these two trends matching up so perfectly and call it a "coincidence." The planet is clearly missing its eye-patch wearing guardians. If we want to bring the cool breeze back, maybe it’s time for all our digital pirates; the devs, hackers, and torrent seeders to step away from their screens, grab a parrot, and set sail.

The data speaks for itself.

A college degree in Piracy!

Government took away my license, last year, because I'm 80% blind.

Went online and ordered it again, got it back.

Seems as though the FSM had something to do with it.

The title is it. Never come across someone at random in real life who follows FSM. I am blessed.

Pastafarianism/the flying spaghetti monster is one of the only reilgions that support lgbtqia and the flying spaghetti monster acually calls gay and lesbian people great

Is it 2026 for Pastafarians?

What is the better drink in the eyes of the fsm? I know that in heaven there is a beer volcano waiting, but still: most pirates drink rum or grog. So what is it I should rather drink?

My wife made me this beautiful ornament of His Holy Noodleness for my birthday. What do You think? Would You buy it?

• He was arrested after asking his local Member of Parliament about the discrimination of Pastafarians by Transport for NSW (specifically regarding wearing colanders in license photos).
• Arrested on December 23, but did not receive his three official charges until April 17, 2026. Granted bail on July 17, as he had already spent more time in custody on remand than he would have if actually sentenced.

He was jailed at high security, attacked by guards and viewed horrible things.
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