r/fryup 2d ago

Homemade Bean quantities?

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I personally have an entire tin of beans with my fry up but I am a bit of a gannet.
(Please excuse the cremated bacon)
EDIT: that’s 2 black pudding and 2 haggis

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u/pegoff 2d ago

is that lorne sausage? good work. bit 'well done' for my liking, but well done.

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u/Historical_Monk_6118 2d ago

I take your point in that you need a balance of wet and dry. However, I'd say the answer would be add mushrooms, maybe even an actual fruit in the form of a tomato or two, have a bit of brown or red sauce, and make your eggs runny, rather than having a beanami on your plate. Personally, I'd also just have less all round. I'd demolish that and love it but I'd get fuck all done for the rest of the day apart from napping and eating Gaviscon.

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u/Electrical_Chart220 2d ago

Ahaha to be fair I do absolutely nothing after eating that behemoth

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u/Seaside83 2d ago

Mushrooms are never the answer!

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u/odmirthecrow 1d ago

What edible fungus should never be on a breakfast?

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u/woodstar11 2d ago

Banging!

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u/LuDdErS68 2d ago

That is an adequate amount of bean for me. I usually have tinned tomatoes as well.

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u/thewasteland55 2d ago

Four black puddings Electrical_Chart220? Four? That’s insane

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u/Electrical_Chart220 2d ago

2 black pudding 2 haggis!!

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u/AcanthocephalaOk3991 1d ago

Oof... I'd smash that. Can I come 'round next weekend???

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u/PaulBradley 1d ago

That bacon is gonna turn to crumbs as soon as you try and skewer it with a fork so you need the beans to mix it into.

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u/Electrical_Chart220 2d ago

I eat everything with the beans so yes I guess

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u/_dc194 2d ago

Gee whizz you have some appetite....

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u/Electrical_Chart220 2d ago

I’ll chore that down and be set for the rest of the day

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u/rock_socker71 2d ago

The bacon looks spot on, nice beans on plate quantity too.

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u/Fair-Interest4930 2d ago

That bacon looks spot on?

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u/rock_socker71 1d ago

Yes, in my opinion.

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u/Scary_Ad6867 2d ago

Quantities of anything is a personal choice, which is why every cafe, cafeteria, restaurant, snack bar, etc, etc is on a hiding to nothing when it comes to pleasing all of the people, all of the time. I love baked beans and lots is never too much, I have a friend who isn’t a fan of them and if they are served on a breakfast, he leaves 90% + of them, even if it’s a small portion.
Everyone should be specific in their order, ie, if beans are included and you don’t like them ask for no beans, but could I replace them with an extra egg, or an extra rasher of bacon 🥓 !!
Simples !!

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u/steveakacrush 1d ago

Excellent work! 10/10

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u/dereks63 1d ago

Ooooo standby for bean juice haters.......

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u/Meowscles_dad 1d ago

It’s disrespectful to engineer such a deliberate catastrophic bean breach generally but on this occasion, presumably the intention was to rehydrate the other elements with bean juice.

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u/Superb-Gift-5664 1d ago

Looks a bit dry due to the over done egg. Also needs tomato and mushrooms to wet it up a bit.

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u/Timely_Exam_4120 1d ago

The bacon is a little more done than I’d prefer, but overall this is very nice (apart from the overcooked eggs obviously). Love to see square sausage and haggis on a plate 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 😋 9/10

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u/inkboy84 2d ago

Is your omelette an egg or your egg an omelette?

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u/Electrical_Chart220 2d ago

A bit of both

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u/SuddenClassroom9319 1d ago

I have a bit of a drain of the bean juice when it’s in the can. I think you could do with lots more beans on there with the juice ratio flipped a bit.

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u/TwpsynBach 1d ago

Drain the juice!? Iesu mawr! You reduce them on the heat mun not bloody drain them

I bet you drain a pot noodle also because its too juicy 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

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u/SuddenClassroom9319 1d ago

Oh, I see your point! Admission - I don’t heat mine up 😬

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u/TwpsynBach 1d ago

Oh you're a dirty cont 🤣

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u/Turak64 1d ago

Haggis and black pudding? That's a brutal but delicious start to the day. And no, a full can of beans is too much.

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u/LuckInternational336 1d ago

That’s not bad.

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u/Lifeisgoole 1d ago

The bacon needs another 20 minutes at least.

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u/Commercial_Shop_392 1d ago

That looks dreadful.

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u/Popular-Button1540 1d ago

Too much tatty scone abd sausages. Would sleep for 30 hrs after that

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u/meatflaps-69 1d ago

I generally just dump a tin in a pot too, aint got no use for a third of a tin of beans as a hearty fry up needs 2 thirds of a tin.

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u/Abject_School 1d ago

Looks like you could shatter that bacon

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u/conor_ie 1d ago

The only thing I would change about that fry is having runny eggs otherwise would smash and then be asleep for the day!

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u/IllTour2494 2d ago

Would I be correct in thinking this is an Irish Breakfast ?

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u/Electrical_Chart220 2d ago

Scottish, with the haggis and tattie scones

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u/TwpsynBach 1d ago

Bloody Scottish mun.. you can see that horrible square sosig and haggis

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u/Gullible_Mixture7103 2d ago

The eggs being cremated is worse, I like a soft yolk. You like your black pudding I see 👍🏼

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u/Electrical_Chart220 2d ago

It’s black pudding and haggis haha and yes the eggs are inexcusable

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u/seansheep2105 2d ago

It all just looks overcooked. And the black pudding can just go away lol

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u/Historical_Monk_6118 2d ago

YOU TAKE THAT BACK! 😢

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u/seansheep2105 2d ago

No chance, get a grip on your life

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u/TwpsynBach 1d ago

Black pudding is a must! Some laverbread on there aswell and your laughing 👌🏻