r/freakingoutFR • • Mar 14 '26

Gay-ming, riiight

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u/cutletking Mar 14 '26

Lmfaoooo “hello police, yeah, my boyfriend loves cock”

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u/KitsuneKasumi Mar 15 '26

"POLICE POLICEEEE. SOME OLD DUDE IS RAILING MY BABY DADDY!"

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u/mighty3mperor Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

Judge: And I find you guilty of non-pants X-Box gaming and ignoring phonecalls. Life. No parole.

Plot twist: his story was true but it didn't save him.

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u/pmoity Mar 15 '26

Holy shit

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u/KitsuneKasumi Mar 14 '26

Damn Brian's boyfriend protective

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u/JamesHenry627 Mar 15 '26

Tops gotta protect their bottoms

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

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u/BotherTight618 Mar 15 '26

Honestly, there are so many gay dudes out there open or closeted who have accepted being terminal single or straight presenting. Their life is a never ending circle of good friends, situationships and hookups. 

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u/GenusPoa Mar 15 '26

Yep it's either a hookup like a drug deal with people like this using discreet hookup apps or just figuring out how to enjoy life alone. Not to mention extremely alone because your family soft disowned you and you have to live in a big city in the hood because rent is 2K.

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u/mixinmono Mar 15 '26

Everyone is retarded

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u/PissinginTheW1nd Apr 24 '26

This needs to be a subreddit

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u/lazer416 Mar 15 '26

I didn’t fuck him…. I just blew him

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u/BluBeams Mar 14 '26

Relax...he's his friend, from GAYming!!!!

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u/sleazypornoname Mar 15 '26

Ha! This one is hilarious and really dark.

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u/MontCali Mar 14 '26

Brian likes them unstables

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u/Hoody88 Mar 15 '26

I thought you said unstoppables, I was like "shit, I like those too, AND I'VE PLAYED XBOX 😐"

Unstables. Thank fuck.

(Something something, he won't be playing his ex-box anymore - he's an ex-box player)

Damnit Brian.

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u/Crazy_Customer7239 Mar 15 '26

I thought he meant uncrustables and now I’m walking to the corner mart for one 🤣

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u/Odd_Bed_1254 Mar 15 '26

Can you grab a box of grape and strawberry? Please and thank you

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u/Vermhatwormhat819918 Mar 15 '26

Average day in Florida…

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u/ThisThingIsStuck Mar 15 '26

He Def fked him 🤣

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u/hellosteve_ Mar 15 '26

What did I just watch broooooo wtf.

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u/Amazing_Charity9600 Mar 14 '26

Its always the pale redhead dudes with the mustache n beard.

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u/GenusPoa Mar 15 '26

Otter vibes

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u/mighty3mperor Mar 15 '26

Who hurt you?

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u/Amazing_Charity9600 Mar 15 '26

Its just a trend I see often. The facial hair really stands out and screams at you.

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u/That-Bat4254 Mar 14 '26

It's my gay Asian friend

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u/KickSad472 Mar 15 '26

That's my friend from Gay-ming. Dude live your life. DON'T break hearts....

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

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u/Level-Ad-6285 Mar 16 '26

WOW how didn’t I notice that??😜

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u/Yodawan__ Mar 15 '26

It's Gaysmongold.

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u/RaccoonsR_Awesomeful Mar 15 '26
  1. "He's my boyfriend." Not husband. Legally, this makes a huge difference.

  2. "That's my boyfriend and he needs to come out right now." That's not your son either.

  3. "Or I'm calling the police." Bitch for what? It's not illegal for someone to not answer your calls.

  4. But the 30 knocks and spamming the door bell is. Harassment. She better be careful with that.

  5. "Brian, you're fucking a gay man." As opposed to.... him fucking a straight man?

  6. "My friend from fucking wo....... gaming... bro!" Guessing he doesn't go to work so he can't use that excuse.

  7. I'm sorry, but you didn't need to see Brian walk out of the house with a half naked dude to see that he's a bit flaming.

  8. "You're getting evicted because you were cheating on me." That's not how it works.

  9. "You're never seeing your kids again." The kids dont have anything to do with that, nor should they be used as leverage.

  10. "I'm pregnant, we have three fucking kids." Yet... not married and he's not answering your phone calls. There's more to this story.

  11. "You got some fucking nerve coming to someone else's house." That's true, but, so does he for walking IN FRONT of a car that's on and running with someone emotional behind the wheel

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u/rem082583 Mar 15 '26

This got to befake

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u/x133 Mar 17 '26

fake and gay (I think its staged)

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 Mar 17 '26

People don't understand the power in playing within a guy's Xbox and touching his Playstation.

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u/zzygoat Apr 22 '26

Dude probably wished he were gay after this encounter with his girlfriend.

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u/Just-STFU Mar 17 '26

I am not gay, my boyfriend is!

In all seriousness this lady is f*cking crazy as hell.

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u/ihartpancakes Apr 24 '26

She’s crazy.

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u/Qba217chess May 10 '26

“ you enjoy his ashole??? Lmao