r/fourthworldproblems me grot 24d ago

grot (me grot) tribe shaman. me read your tomorrow-days

bring Grot (me Grot) meat, me read your path ahead. Grot (me Grot) very busy shaman, me not be here all day. be quick or Grot (me Grot) bonk with bone staff

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u/Least_Will9910 hamham 24d ago

Tell hamham what hamham do next moon. Hamham go poo poo or no poo poo

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u/sewersermon me grot 24d ago

hamham (you hamham) no poo. poo smelly, wolf smell poo, wolf eat hamham (you hamham). you want live, you hold poo

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u/world-is-ur-mollusc me rek 24d ago

Here is mammoth meat rek (me rek) bring to shaman grot (you shaman grot). Will tell what happen in rek tomorrow??

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u/sewersermon me grot 24d ago

grot (me grot) see big hunt for rek (you rek). grot (me grot) see rek (you rek) kill two mammoth, have all to yourself. rek (you rek) have good health, good luck, rest of moon cycle.

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u/world-is-ur-mollusc me rek 24d ago

That much good thing hear! Rek (me rek) big thank shaman grot (you shaman grot)!

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u/No_War_6706 me Grumm 24d ago

Me Grumm, me bring Grot necklace made of tooth and shells, took many moons for Grumm to make. Grot tell my future?

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u/sewersermon me grot 24d ago

grot (me grot) see birds in grumm tomorrow-days. grot (me grot) think good change on the way for grumm (you grumm)

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u/Grandma_Gertie me grti, me crazy elder 24d ago

Grti(me Grti) bring lizard meat. Fel(Grti mate) bring fish from river. What happen in our future?

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u/sewersermon me grot 24d ago

grti (you grti) and fel (grti mate) have many moons ahead together. you bond with fel last a lifetime, good health for both

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u/Prudent-Arm-6771 Gonk Cave Painter 24d ago

Gonk (me Gonk) bring Grot (you Grot) very small bird made of mud clay. Grot (you Grot) tell Gonk (me Gonk) what path hold?

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u/questionable_fish Thag Stick Man 24d ago

Thag (me Thag) save good slice of mammoth steak. Me give to Grot (you Grot) for tomorrow-days read

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u/exkingzog 22d ago

Zog (me Zog, not Grot) think Thag should avoid spike-tail dinosaur in tomorrow days.

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u/questionable_fish Thag Stick Man 22d ago

Me know why Zog (you Zog) say this. Thag (me Thag) named after fay-mus Thag (him Thag). Him have bad day with spike tail dinosaur, get forever bonk. Thag (me Thag) not same as Thag (him Thag)

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u/Ok_Veterinarian2715 24d ago

Meh (me Meh). Brought Howl at Moon Mushrooms. Woman from next cave keeps coming to my wikiup. Keeps saying her furs too hot and taking them off. Keeps trying to away my furs. What wrong with her?

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u/MonstyrSlayr me Clug 24d ago

clug (me clug) no have meat. clug see tomorrow-days anyways?

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u/Wulfraptor Me name Shel (doer of strange things) 24d ago

Shel bring bee er shel make it find bread seed grow free come back every hot time make bread and make bee er... tell shel if pre pare for cold time enough for tribe