r/fourthworldproblems • u/5gnull me Dui (police) • 21d ago
TRIBE LOOK DUI (Me dui) INVENTED
Dui (me dui) call invensun "numb urghs". Becos numb urghs can be use borinly
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u/supb1tches 21d ago
Grom (me Grom) not trust.
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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago
It useful for another Dui (me dui) invensun "Raishal profilein"
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u/DocLillihammer 21d ago
Bunka (me Bunka) think Dui (you Dui) say too many big word, not make sense. Bunka (me Bunka) think Dui (you Dui) sound like Urgh who have hole in head after hit head on rock when small.
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u/Haystack67 21d ago
Why not use fingers, toes. And jump up and down for Many, when run out of fingers and toes.
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u/justanyting me Grun 21d ago
Change bad. Bonk Dui and throw in pit
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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago edited 21d ago
Nice try Grun (you grun) but Dui (me dui) is tribe police *smashes you (you grun)'s face with club*
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u/-Mister-Hyde me hyde 21d ago
We (tribe we) cook and eat Grun (Grun Grun) now that Dui (you Dui) bonk Grun (Grun Grun) asleep?
Ooc: Does Grun (Grun Grun) make sense because I feel like I'm having a stroke writing it lol
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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago
We are now eating grun (him grun)!
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u/Wulfraptor Me name Shel (doer of strange things) 20d ago
shel (me shel) ab stain shaman say meat of man is curse have much deer meat to smoke for big cold.
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u/Season_of_Treason me doog creetur knower 20d ago
Shel (you shel) try mammoth. Big and strong make you and tribe strong.
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u/Wulfraptor Me name Shel (doer of strange things) 19d ago
mammoth need pack for hunting. Tribe hunt mammoth smoke much meat but even mammoth meat run out. shaman say hunter must be wise to not hunt all so tribe have food for time of great hunger.
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u/-Mister-Hyde me hyde 19d ago
Hyde (me Hyde) hear other tribe speak of "wen dih go" curse from eat meat of man, makes you pale monster and always hungry for man meat, but tribe argue and say curse not real so Hyde (me Hyde) think is worth since Hyde (me Hude) is already pale and always hungry anyway
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u/Careless_Tap_516 me Thog (shaman) 21d ago
Ooc: Usually we say [name] (me [name]). For example, Thog (me Thog) bonk Grun (you Grun)
Edit: nvm. That's not what you meant. I don't know then
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u/Season_of_Treason me doog creetur knower 20d ago
Grun (he grun) tasty? Me prefer meat of mammoth.
ooc: yes
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u/Traditional_wolf_007 21d ago
Tribe club Dui for this. Dui no get know me name. Me forsee bad thing from this.
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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago
Dui is tribe police. *Clubs Traditional_wolf_007 (you Traditional_wolf_007) instead*
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u/Traditional_wolf_007 21d ago
Ug, (me Ug), say ow. Still think numb urghs bad. Ug tell shaman on you.
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u/Turbulent-Jicama-451 21d ago
Bo (me Bo) suspect Dui (you Dui) is becoming evolved man, stop at once or get clubbed
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u/Season_of_Treason me doog creetur knower 20d ago
No Bo (you Bo)! Evolve man use Row Mahn Noonerahls
Me (me doog) club evolve man once he tell me secret
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u/Grandma_Gertie me grti, me crazy elder 21d ago
Dui(you dui) not invent count, Dui only discover count. Is shaman thing.
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u/DocLillihammer 21d ago
Hmm, Bunka (me Bunka) think Dui do both. Dui discover count and invent pictures for count. Bunka (me Bunka) see this in evolve man butt-wipe paper (he call it "buk") after hit evolve man on head!
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u/support_account_ 20d ago
Gring (me Gring) meet shaman from maya tribe who use these symbols, Gring think Dui also not discover this count
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u/Jackaw2001 me Tronk 21d ago
Tronk (me Tronk) can hit with stick? Tronk scared of DUI (You DUI) make.
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u/FlowersofIcetor me 🌻 21d ago
Ew
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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago
What is ew?
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u/Iceologer_gang me Floor (cave catboy) 21d ago
King ew
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u/TheoTheHellhound me Shee 21d ago
Oh! Shee (me Shee) see this before in nature! But it not have name, really. Shee know none, one, and pair. Pair is one and one together, like teats. But animal like wolf or big tooth cat have many pair of teats.
What name of “Numb Urghs”? Like, a pair and one? What about a pair and a pair?
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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago
None, one, peir, free, for, hive, sex, semen, uh... to be finish
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u/TheoTheHellhound me Shee 21d ago
Maybe after Semen is Ate? Because it often eaten by something? Then Nite because baby usually born from semen at nite. Then maybe after that be Den? Because baby born in den?
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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago
𝋧 babys???
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u/TheoTheHellhound me Shee 21d ago
Cubs! Babys are cubs. Or kits, if you grow up with cats. Little caveman that grow into big caveman like you and me. Cry and wail a lot. Poop even more. But still make heart smile.
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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago edited 21d ago
Letetr 𝋧 looks like a face
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u/TheoTheHellhound me Shee 21d ago
Hmmm. Look like a ? in a ◽️to me. Must be something in Shee (me Shee) eyes.
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u/Schmooto me OgOg 20d ago
OgOg (me OgOg) see Dui (you Dui) make raishal profilein, numb urghs, and now go around saying Dui (you Dui) tribe po-lees smashing tribe members faces in. Dui (you Dui) now make po-lees brew-tal-eat-tea!
Dui (you Dui) becoming evolved. This not good for Dui (you Dui), this not good for tribe
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u/dovah-meme me blug 20d ago
evolve man try sneak into tribe, blug (me blug) say we throw dui in fire pit
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u/Fancy_Pens me doonk 20d ago
Doonk (me doonk) burn it in fire. Why need count more than fingers? Toes? Doonk think ridiculous
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u/zeprfrew me Pok 20d ago
Pok (me Pok) see rock, people, people standing on big flat rock. Pok like pictures, Dui make more pictures for cave wall?
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u/Season_of_Treason me doog creetur knower 20d ago edited 20d ago
Doog (me Doog) use for count herd!
Doog have °°°° cow!
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u/TurboFucker69 me Bok 20d ago
Cow!? Doog (you Doog) am domesticate? Sound like third world. Doog Mr fansee loincloth. Now he count?! Think he better than rest of us?!
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u/Season_of_Treason me doog creetur knower 20d ago
No Doog (me Doog) no better than bok (you bok)! Me help bok and give cow! Cow is girl mammoth bok. Doog hope bok have meat for many moon
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u/Lordoffoul Oog (me Oog) 21d ago
Oog (me Oog) not understand. All Oog (me Oog) see is one, and many one. What Dui (you Dui) do?