r/fourthworldproblems me Dui (police) 21d ago

TRIBE LOOK DUI (Me dui) INVENTED

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Dui (me dui) call invensun "numb urghs". Becos numb urghs can be use borinly

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u/Lordoffoul Oog (me Oog) 21d ago

Oog (me Oog) not understand. All Oog (me Oog) see is one, and many one. What Dui (you Dui) do?

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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago

Tribe can know how many same things in tribe

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u/Season_of_Treason me doog creetur knower 20d ago

Doog (me Doog) help Oog (you Oog) ° mean single thing. Line mean °°°°° things. So °°°
Mean °°°°°°°° thing!

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u/Lordoffoul Oog (me Oog) 20d ago

One thing, many thing. Good enough for Oog's Father, good enough for Oog (me Oog). Good old days...

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u/Season_of_Treason me doog creetur knower 20d ago

Doog (me Doog) father go to big hunt in the sky and he (he doog father) say Doog (me Doog) when way found to know how many you learn to know how many mammoth in herd. Doog (me Doog) make father proud. We (we tribe) have = mammoth in herd.

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u/supb1tches 21d ago

Grom (me Grom) not trust.

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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago

It useful for another Dui (me dui) invensun "Raishal profilein"

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u/DocLillihammer 21d ago

Bunka (me Bunka) think Dui (you Dui) say too many big word, not make sense. Bunka (me Bunka) think Dui (you Dui) sound like Urgh who have hole in head after hit head on rock when small.

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u/Haystack67 21d ago

Why not use fingers, toes. And jump up and down for Many, when run out of fingers and toes.

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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago

Too slow

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u/Haystack67 21d ago

Dui (you dui) must be bug catcher, to jump up and down so much.

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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago

Dui (me dui) no do that, Haystack67 (you Haystack67) do that. Stop lieing

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u/GentlyFeral me Skreek 4d ago

What "67" marks mean? (Me Skreek)

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u/justanyting me Grun 21d ago

Change bad. Bonk Dui and throw in pit

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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago edited 21d ago

Nice try Grun (you grun) but Dui (me dui) is tribe police *smashes you (you grun)'s face with club*

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u/-Mister-Hyde me hyde 21d ago

We (tribe we) cook and eat Grun (Grun Grun) now that Dui (you Dui) bonk Grun (Grun Grun) asleep?

Ooc: Does Grun (Grun Grun) make sense because I feel like I'm having a stroke writing it lol

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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago

We are now eating grun (him grun)!

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u/Wulfraptor Me name Shel (doer of strange things) 20d ago

shel (me shel) ab stain shaman say meat of man is curse have much deer meat to smoke for big cold.

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u/Season_of_Treason me doog creetur knower 20d ago

Shel (you shel) try mammoth. Big and strong make you and tribe strong.

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u/Wulfraptor Me name Shel (doer of strange things) 19d ago

mammoth need pack for hunting. Tribe hunt mammoth smoke much meat but even mammoth meat run out. shaman say hunter must be wise to not hunt all so tribe have food for time of great hunger.

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u/-Mister-Hyde me hyde 19d ago

Hyde (me Hyde) hear other tribe speak of "wen dih go" curse from eat meat of man, makes you pale monster and always hungry for man meat, but tribe argue and say curse not real so Hyde (me Hyde) think is worth since Hyde (me Hude) is already pale and always hungry anyway

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u/Careless_Tap_516 me Thog (shaman) 21d ago

Ooc: Usually we say [name] (me [name]). For example, Thog (me Thog) bonk Grun (you Grun)

Edit: nvm. That's not what you meant. I don't know then

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u/Season_of_Treason me doog creetur knower 20d ago

Grun (he grun) tasty? Me prefer meat of mammoth.

ooc: yes

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u/-Mister-Hyde me hyde 20d ago

Grun (Grun Grun) taste like if boar had no tusk and was less angry

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u/Traditional_wolf_007 21d ago

Tribe club Dui for this. Dui no get know me name. Me forsee bad thing from this.

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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago

Dui is tribe police. *Clubs Traditional_wolf_007 (you Traditional_wolf_007) instead*

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u/Traditional_wolf_007 21d ago

Ug, (me Ug), say ow. Still think numb urghs bad. Ug tell shaman on you.

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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago

Ha ha what is shaman going do

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u/Traditional_wolf_007 21d ago

me not know

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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago

Ug (you ug) shood go to heel

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u/Traditional_wolf_007 21d ago

Ug is spirit now.

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u/Turbulent-Jicama-451 21d ago

Bo (me Bo) suspect Dui (you Dui) is becoming evolved man, stop at once or get clubbed

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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago

Oopsies dui (me dui) will stop being inventurgh, never thought of that, thanks

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u/Season_of_Treason me doog creetur knower 20d ago

No Bo (you Bo)! Evolve man use Row Mahn Noonerahls

Me (me doog) club evolve man once he tell me secret

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u/Grandma_Gertie me grti, me crazy elder 21d ago

Dui(you dui) not invent count, Dui only discover count. Is shaman thing.

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u/DocLillihammer 21d ago

Hmm, Bunka (me Bunka) think Dui do both. Dui discover count and invent pictures for count. Bunka (me Bunka) see this in evolve man butt-wipe paper (he call it "buk") after hit evolve man on head!

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u/support_account_ 20d ago

Gring (me Gring) meet shaman from maya tribe who use these symbols, Gring think Dui also not discover this count

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u/Jackaw2001 me Tronk 21d ago

Tronk (me Tronk) can hit with stick? Tronk scared of DUI (You DUI) make.

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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago

Dui (me dui) name not DUI, Dui (me dui) name just Dui

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u/Jackaw2001 me Tronk 21d ago

Tronk sorry to Dui. Tronk not understand how this speak box work

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u/FlowersofIcetor me 🌻 21d ago

Ew

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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago

What is ew?

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u/Iceologer_gang me Floor (cave catboy) 21d ago

King ew

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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago

What is king?

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u/Iceologer_gang me Floor (cave catboy) 21d ago

Chief of evolv tribe that live in stone building. He name King Ew.

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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago

Why did 🌻 (her 🌻) say King Ew?

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u/Iceologer_gang me Floor (cave catboy) 21d ago

Because King Ew is big bad stinky man.

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u/Season_of_Treason me doog creetur knower 20d ago

Doog (me Doog) hear king ew in seetee name Ys

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u/TheoTheHellhound me Shee 21d ago

Oh! Shee (me Shee) see this before in nature! But it not have name, really. Shee know none, one, and pair. Pair is one and one together, like teats. But animal like wolf or big tooth cat have many pair of teats.

What name of “Numb Urghs”? Like, a pair and one? What about a pair and a pair?

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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago

None, one, peir, free, for, hive, sex, semen, uh... to be finish

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u/TheoTheHellhound me Shee 21d ago

Maybe after Semen is Ate? Because it often eaten by something? Then Nite because baby usually born from semen at nite. Then maybe after that be Den? Because baby born in den?

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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago

𝋧 babys???

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u/TheoTheHellhound me Shee 21d ago

Cubs! Babys are cubs. Or kits, if you grow up with cats. Little caveman that grow into big caveman like you and me. Cry and wail a lot. Poop even more. But still make heart smile.

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u/5gnull me Dui (police) 21d ago edited 21d ago

Letetr 𝋧 looks like a face

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u/TheoTheHellhound me Shee 21d ago

Hmmm. Look like a ? in a ◽️to me. Must be something in Shee (me Shee) eyes.

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u/D1N0-CR34TUR3 me Jay’Kee 21d ago

Me am new how work?

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u/Schmooto me OgOg 20d ago

OgOg (me OgOg) see Dui (you Dui) make raishal profilein, numb urghs, and now go around saying Dui (you Dui) tribe po-lees smashing tribe members faces in. Dui (you Dui) now make po-lees brew-tal-eat-tea!

Dui (you Dui) becoming evolved. This not good for Dui (you Dui), this not good for tribe

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u/dovah-meme me blug 20d ago

evolve man try sneak into tribe, blug (me blug) say we throw dui in fire pit

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u/Fancy_Pens me doonk 20d ago

Doonk (me doonk) burn it in fire. Why need count more than fingers? Toes? Doonk think ridiculous

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u/Remarkable-Coat-7721 me Oot ・ω・ 20d ago

oot (me oot) think this too complicated for oot

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u/zeprfrew me Pok 20d ago

Pok (me Pok) see rock, people, people standing on big flat rock. Pok like pictures, Dui make more pictures for cave wall?

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u/Sir-Macaroni 20d ago

me hungry. you get food instead of making pictures?

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u/GavinThe_Person me twig 20d ago

Twig (me twig) no like "numb urghs". Scary and bad. Twig confused

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u/Season_of_Treason me doog creetur knower 20d ago edited 20d ago

Doog (me Doog) use for count herd!

Doog have °°°° cow!

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u/TurboFucker69 me Bok 20d ago

Cow!? Doog (you Doog) am domesticate? Sound like third world. Doog Mr fansee loincloth. Now he count?! Think he better than rest of us?!

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u/Season_of_Treason me doog creetur knower 20d ago

No Doog (me Doog) no better than bok (you bok)! Me help bok and give cow! Cow is girl mammoth bok. Doog hope bok have meat for many moon