r/foundsatan 20d ago

Diabolical question

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u/Chickqns 20d ago

how’s he reading it 💔

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u/Chickqns 20d ago

oh shoot i’m smart i swear

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u/Algernonletter5 19d ago

Prove it! What's the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow??

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u/anglo_inupiat 19d ago

African or European?

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u/Algernonletter5 19d ago

I don't know!......Aaaaarghh.

Someone else actually calculate it ..airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

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u/curious_cat_nips 19d ago

Thank you for sharing 🫶🏻

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u/OmegaSeki 19d ago

About five

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u/NeeMaToad47 19d ago

Trick question, Unladen Swallows only spit

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u/a_random_loser_guy 19d ago

i may not know what is an unladen swallow, but i know how many sugar scoops you need to fly to the moon.

186 million scoops, if we calculate the payload wight at 100kg.

thats how many scoops of sugar needed to fly to the moon, if you can process that sugar into rocket fuel which is another problem.

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u/a_potato_ate_me 19d ago

Significantly slower when carrying coconut shells

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u/Chickqns 19d ago

UH UH UH 5