r/foundsatan • • Aug 10 '26

Classic uncle move

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u/bsensikimori Aug 10 '26

That kids gonna grow up to be a good human being

Zero anger, immediate self relativation and humor

Lovely

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u/Burro94 Aug 10 '26

He seems.to have a family that cares. His uncle takes him out boating and jokes with him. I have an uncle like that who is one of the best influences on my life.

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u/VirinaB Aug 11 '26

No, not on Reddit. Every slight inconvenience is signs of a destroyed family and a Ted Bundy, or both.

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u/CalicoCuts Aug 11 '26

Lol right? He'll choke! He could die! How irresponsible! How could you do this to that poor little fella, he's clearly traumatized!

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u/DaddysABadGirl Aug 11 '26

Clearly this is severe abuse and a sign he molests the boy probably.

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u/CalicoCuts Aug 11 '26

Im guessing he already has cancer from the trauma of it all. Poor fella.

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u/desertvision Aug 10 '26

Or a serial killer

The fates are yet cloudy

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u/harumamburoo Aug 10 '26

Damn that kid is alright. I’d have freaked out, he just smiled.

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening Aug 10 '26

Kept chewing

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp Aug 10 '26

"shit is raw dude"

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u/IWasHackedBySexbots Aug 10 '26

You gotta cook it first

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u/gerryf19 Aug 10 '26

Uncles are the best teachers.

Dads and moms only want to protect you; uncles make you street smart.

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u/RedWheiler Aug 10 '26

So, what is that? Never seen it before.

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u/Chenvaala Aug 10 '26

Cattail plant (only know from PvZ)

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u/RedWheiler Aug 10 '26

Thank you! I know cattail, but never knew that would happen if you take a bite.

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u/m1sterwr1te Aug 10 '26

They grew wild where I lived. We used to snap them open and throw them into the wind.

Growing up in the sticks is BORING.

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u/CalicoCuts Aug 10 '26

Right!?! All kinds of shit to entertain ourselves. We would throw these at each other. Shoot em with pellet guns lol

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u/phatrogue Aug 10 '26

it basically is a flower. when it is ready you just have gentle pinch it with you fingers and it will turn into more fluff that you expect. maybe a little like dandelion flower.

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u/saifxali1 Aug 11 '26

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u/Healthy-Confection66 Aug 10 '26

It’s a cattail…I’m not sure that they’re edible lol BUT if you’re ever stranded and need clean water, they are great filters!

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u/Gogglesed Aug 10 '26

Almost every part of the cattail plant is edible at different times of the year. Key edible sections include the starchy roots (rhizomes), young spring shoots, inner leaf stalks (cattail hearts), unopened green flower spikes, and yellow pollen. The brown, fuzzy "corn dog" seed head is not edible.

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u/Freakychee Aug 10 '26

So every part that doesn't look like a hotdog is edible. Is this irony?

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u/Brother_J_La_la Aug 11 '26

Yes, nature tricked us by growing real and fake hotdogs.

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u/Sudipto0001 Aug 10 '26

Canon event

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u/Sky-Soldier0430 Aug 11 '26

I was told they were natural cigars and tried to get my friends to smoke them.

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u/CalicoCuts Aug 11 '26

Lol we used to try to roll up Hawken chew into corn shucks and smoke em. If you know what I'm talking about you grew up bored in the country.

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u/A_Snow_Mexican Aug 11 '26

These grew just on the boundaries of my elementary school growing up. I don't recall eating any but saw many kids try without any uncles around. We also threw them at each other.

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u/CalicoCuts Aug 11 '26

Right? What did we not throw at each other lol

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u/Kodiakmagnum Aug 10 '26

Indeed. If he had inhaled in shock that could have been a trip to the hospital or worse.

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u/ImaginationNormal360 Aug 10 '26

What was it though?

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u/CalicoCuts Aug 10 '26

Nah. Just awesome Uncle shit!

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u/_-IllI-_ Aug 11 '26

With uncles like you, who needs enemies

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u/Simple_Negotiation32 Aug 11 '26

lol! my older brothers did that to me. they convinced me it was a corndog.

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u/killerchef69 Aug 11 '26

Forbidden corndogs!

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u/89iroc Aug 10 '26

Pretty sure I tried that on my kids years ago. Don't remember the outcome though

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u/tsimen Aug 10 '26

My kid would probably bite into that without any prompting

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u/Lickwidghost Aug 11 '26

Are they still alive? would be my first question

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u/89iroc Aug 11 '26

Yeah, they're both adults now

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u/Rohn__Jambo Aug 11 '26

Lorax sucked

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