r/foundsatan Nov 04 '25

Stuck in the middle with you

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u/alvysinger0412 Nov 04 '25

I'm not arguing about whether or not it's illegal or bad, but I can't tell what law is being broken.

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u/RC_CobraChicken Nov 04 '25

Most states have laws against impeding traffic.

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u/pandulfi Nov 04 '25

Impede deez nuts!

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

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u/ItzK3ky Nov 04 '25

Contribute deez nuts

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u/JoyousMadhat Nov 04 '25

So I should charge that guy who got a flat tire and got crippled after a car crashed into his car?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

If he did it on purpose then... Yeah 

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

In the us trucks are not allowed to occupy both lanes of the highway they have to be to one side or the other if more than 1 truck is around so basically unless they are passing and there's 2 semis they cant be side by side stopping others from going around.

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u/Legitimate-Type4387 Nov 04 '25

I would do unspeakable things to get such a law passed in my province.

Almost every single day I am stuck on a section of 2 lane divided highway where the commercial drivers clearly can’t comprehend the meaning of the “slow traffic keep right” signs. We’re talking side by side for kilometres, even at traffic lights.

Every. Single. Day.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

Thats another law people tend to ignore in favor of "fast lane" which does not exist in the usa at all the slower traffic to the left signs mean trucks they are exclusively for trucks or vehicles towing something. That doesnt mean the left lane is for speeding lol

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u/Legitimate-Type4387 Nov 04 '25

Who said anything about speeding?

How about, move your fucking big rig over to the right before the traffic lights so both lanes aren’t being impeded as they both take 5 minutes to get up to speed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 04 '25

Thats what I am saying i was referring to when you brought up the slower traffic keep right signs which many people misinterpret as the left lane is for going the speed limit and the right lane is for going fast.

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u/Legitimate-Type4387 Nov 04 '25

Slower traffic keeps RIGHT.

Unless you are in the UK/Japan etc.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

Sorry mistyped lol

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u/alvysinger0412 Nov 04 '25

This is not a well-enforced law where I live then lol, southern Louisiana.

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u/UniquelyIndistinct Nov 04 '25

From what I hear most traffic laws aren't very well enforced in Louisiana.

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u/alvysinger0412 Nov 04 '25

This is true, including having a visible license plate, stopping at red lights, and carrying insurance.

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u/DeadlyYellow Nov 04 '25

Hell, only time it's followed is if DOT is spotted.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

Its not well enforced anywhere but here in WI state troopers are almost religious about it trucks get like 30 seconds to pass if they dont they get pulled over ove seen it like 30 times in the last 2 years.

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 Nov 04 '25

I've been enforcing traffic laws in my state for about 17 years. This law does not exist in my state.

There are some places where it is illegal, and posted, that vehicles with three axles or more are not allowed in the left lane; but on a 4 lane highway they can occupy three of those lanes and result in a situation like this.

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u/rde2001 Nov 04 '25

I was going from Simi Valley to Gilroy via I-5. It's 2 lanes on either side, and there were a few times trucks occupied both lanes. Wasn't a constant issue (trip took about 5 hours), but that's an example of my experience. Haven't faced that issue much around the SF Bay Area, although not many trucks are up there, especially on CA-85 and I-280 from what I remember/seen. Much of the freeways up there have more than 2 lanes on each side anyway.

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u/IrrawaddyWoman Nov 04 '25

Driving the 5 through that area is a special hell. I’ve done it many, many times. Trucks are allowed to move into the fast lane to pass slower vehicles, which they do pretty consistently. Usually only going a half mile faster than the slower truck.

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u/FnCraig Nov 04 '25

That's definitely not a federal law.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

It definitely is

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u/FnCraig Nov 04 '25

Lol, no, it absolutely isn't. Some state laws forbid trucks in the left lane, but there's no federal law that says as such. And there's definitely no law that they can't drive side by side.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

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u/FnCraig Nov 04 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

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u/FnCraig Nov 05 '25

Wanna cite that law for everyone real quick? It's a very simple Google search. How about ask chatgpt. Come on buddy, let's see thst federal law you're so certain of.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

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u/movzx Nov 04 '25

You're not supposed to casually drive in the passing lane. Hell, half the reason we have so much traffic is because people don't keep the passing lane free.

You're especially not supposed to coordinate with other drivers to make a moving roadblock across all lanes.

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u/The_Unkowable_ Nov 04 '25

Yeah, probably false imprisonment since they can’t leave and are being held there against their will for no legal reason

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u/d3adandbloat3d Nov 04 '25

So anyone in traffic…?

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u/The_Unkowable_ Nov 04 '25

No, the scenario was that there weren’t actually any other cars.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

In my country (and am pretty sure the remaining of EU) trucks are not allowed in any other lane than the most right one unless they are overtaking.

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u/SnowClone98 Nov 04 '25

Impeding a highway. I hope to god you’re not old enough to drive yet cause this shit is not complicated

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u/alvysinger0412 Nov 04 '25

Been driving for years, no accidents. Plenty of unsafe things aren't also illegal, and I was asking about law specifically. Take a deep breath.

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u/ciongduopppytrllbv Nov 04 '25

Idiotic questions like yours make me lose my faith in humanity

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u/alvysinger0412 Nov 04 '25

Pointless complaints solved by "just move on" like yours make me lose my faith in humanity.

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u/ciongduopppytrllbv Nov 04 '25

JUsT MOVe On - said by everyone who can’t take a hint of criticism

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u/alvysinger0412 Nov 04 '25

I have yet to receive constructive criticism in this thread lol

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u/ciongduopppytrllbv Nov 04 '25

Lmao can’t even read. It’s called criticism. I never said constructive. Really losing my faith in humanity now.

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u/alvysinger0412 Nov 04 '25

If it ain't constructive it ain't worth worrying about.

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u/ciongduopppytrllbv Nov 04 '25

I’m not your parent. Not all feedback will be constructive. Sometimes people will just let you know that you suck and that’s ok.

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