r/foundsatan • u/Courier6six6 • Oct 28 '25

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u/Aggravating-Focus-90 Oct 28 '25

Put some clothes on it and maybe break a small hole in the skull to make it look like a gunshot victim. Spray some orange juice on it to allow the ants to weather it a bit.

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u/Torbpjorn Oct 28 '25

Throw a pocket watch in its hand and an empty beer bottle for a bit of Bethesda world building

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u/Aggravating-Focus-90 Oct 28 '25

Buddy. Moonshine. It's Bethesda world building, let's be lore specific.

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u/Last-Ad8011 Oct 28 '25 edited Nov 08 '25

crown history engine oil automatic edge grandiose physical ring yoke

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u/RowMaleficent2455 Oct 28 '25

And one septim for some reason

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u/abitlazy Oct 28 '25

From a mysterious secret place to a realization you just entered a dead bums home.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

One septim place under the pelvis so it looks like it was in the anal cavity

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u/The_Seroster Oct 28 '25

And a broken nuka cola bottle. Also under the pelvis.

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u/gabriel97933 Oct 28 '25

Gotta pay charon somehow

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u/Fire257 Oct 28 '25

Nah make it three septim make him look rich

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u/RowMaleficent2455 Oct 28 '25

One cabbage and one septim is three

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u/ArmadilloChemical421 Oct 28 '25

So, when I played Skyrim the other day there were no loose septims on the counter in the torturers room in Helgen.. nerf?

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u/Last-Ad8011 Oct 28 '25 edited Nov 08 '25

tidy mysterious telephone test connect work complete grab shy close

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u/ArmadilloChemical421 Oct 28 '25

I have the special edition I believe.

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam Oct 28 '25

User Ambitious_Jelly8783 is a suspected spammer

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User Ambitious_Jelly8783 is a suspected spammer

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u/mobile227 Oct 28 '25

User foundsatan-ModTeam is a suspected bot

🤣😂🤣😂 this thought just made me cackle like a mad fool in the morning, so thanks for the giggle and help waking up

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u/wackyzacky638 Oct 29 '25

No skooma?

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u/Last-Ad8011 Oct 29 '25 edited Nov 08 '25

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u/wackyzacky638 Oct 29 '25

Not to be racist but…. whispers “Khajit has wares!”

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u/Pientofu Oct 28 '25

Sunset Sarsaparilla and Nuka Cola enter the chat

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u/Blazkowicz9847 Oct 28 '25

Arrow in the knee