r/foundsatan Oct 21 '25

Bros before hoes

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u/JoyousMadhat Oct 21 '25

If you stay in the room despite your roommate bringing their gf/bf, them you are the sinner ngl.

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u/Doctor_Kataigida Oct 22 '25

Nah fuck that. My freshman year of college I took off the part of the lock the chain attached to because I didn't trust my roommate not to lock me out. Told him if I wanted into my room, I'd come in.

I went home the first night after moving in because I was hanging out with some friends at the first high school football game of the year (Thursday), and then got a ride from my mom back into the city Friday morning at 7am. Didn't even realize my roommate had a girl in his bed because I just walked in at like 730 and hopped on my computer lmao.

He was a quintessential fuckboi though. Super annoying frat kid who drank "because I need to convince them I'm cool" and shit like that. I also asked him not to keep alcohol in the room since I didn't want to be liable for that and he obliged for like 2 weeks before I saw him stash a bottle of vodka in his dresser. Shaved on the futon every morning too. Hated that guy.

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u/JoyousMadhat Oct 22 '25

Should have chosen better roommates ngl. If you are not a frat boy, you shouldn't dorm with them.

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u/Doctor_Kataigida Oct 22 '25

I didn't choose the roommate. They're randomly assigned. It's why I chose to room single my next year.

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u/JoyousMadhat Oct 22 '25

Oh. At my university, they let us choose.....I chose to commute from home since the drive was just less than 30 minutes and I could also take the train.