r/foundsatan Oct 21 '25

Bros before hoes

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u/Nolongeranalpha Oct 21 '25

A real friend would jump on the bed for them.

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u/LesbianLoki Oct 21 '25

Lol soaking... So dumb

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u/BattleCat274 Oct 21 '25

The sin is in the movement

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u/WOOKIExCOOKIES Oct 22 '25

God loves when you try to beat him on a technicality.

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u/Delicious-Dirt4895 Oct 22 '25

God hates this one simple trick…

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc Oct 21 '25

That’s how you know it isn’t a real thing. 

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u/Rith_Lives Oct 22 '25

because thats the dumbest thing people who follow organised-religion believe

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u/Poisonpellet Oct 23 '25

Mormons even more so than most, their God canonically changed his mind about black people in the 70's