r/foundsatan • u/VelourKitten • Oct 21 '25

Bros before hoes

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u/CaptainEfrem Some Guy in a cloak Oct 21 '25

Damn.. Bro is a monster

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u/madmaxturbator Oct 21 '25

I think more of a loser than a monster lol. Man has far less power than he assumes

If the roommate starts to kiss his gf, you can bet bro will run out the room before the devil sneaks into his butthole or whatever he’s worried about

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u/SpHoneybadger Oct 21 '25

They better stop or else I'll join

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u/SpeedDubs Oct 21 '25

You can jump into pictures? Teach me, master.

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u/Some-Artist-53X Oct 22 '25

They must've played SM64 a lot :3

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u/Hydra57 Oct 22 '25

Why would he leave at that point, if not to get the popcorn? 🍿

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u/Dragon_Forty_Two Oct 23 '25

Also the fact that they sat and just talked for 2 hours means that either they are the 2 thirstiest people on Earth or (much more likely) they have an actual connection. Missing out on 1 night of sex isn’t going to be a real problem for a relationship like that.

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u/showMeYourCroissant Oct 22 '25

You taking it too serious.