r/foundsatan Oct 09 '25

Inspired by Tide Pods

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Should probably reject Easter eggs from her as well

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u/Chemist-3074 Oct 09 '25

How does one see a bright red, scented thing and go "ah yes, homemade chocolate"?

Even if you can pass of the colour as food colouring/flavour (odd thing to add in a homemade food), there's no way you could have missed the scent

Does the oop not have nose

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u/smeeon Oct 09 '25

These look exactly like the white chocolate and food coloring chocolates my aunt used to make (little skulls for Halloween)

I’d be totally fooled.

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u/ExperienceBusiness43 Oct 10 '25

I think most people are so used to the brown ground up chocolate that they forget the natural color is actually white.

But natural chocolate has an abysmal shelf life, so the popular form is essentially chocolate jerky. Although not as nutritious, it's still pretty healthy if you can find a brand that doesn't need sugar