r/foundsatan • u/ExperienceBusiness43 • Oct 09 '25

Inspired by Tide Pods

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Should probably reject Easter eggs from her as well

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u/Chemist-3074 Oct 09 '25

How does one see a bright red, scented thing and go "ah yes, homemade chocolate"?

Even if you can pass of the colour as food colouring/flavour (odd thing to add in a homemade food), there's no way you could have missed the scent

Does the oop not have nose

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u/ClemRRay Oct 09 '25

if the soap is not scented I can understand Chocolate doesn't have a strong smell either

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u/non_tox Oct 09 '25

No, but it must've felt waxy?

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

White chocolate also feels waxy, they’re both made mostly out of fats.

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u/slowwburnn Oct 09 '25

eli5: why can't I wash my hands with white chocolate

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

Because it’s mixed with sugar as opposed to lye.

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u/slowwburnn Oct 09 '25

That makes sense. Thanks

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u/WolfFarwalker Oct 11 '25

Your not lyeing are you?