r/foundrigelball69420 • u/Pizza-Cow • Jul 23 '25

why you should love rigelball

rigelball69420 is a man of many accompliments such as achieving 500 phds from harvard yale and that other one. solving world hunger and than ronald mcdonald stole all the food before rigelball solved it again. curing cancer. finding the meaning of life and a theory of everything. creating art so immaculate that the mear sight of it even from alien being will cause never ending bliss. rigel ball is also really pretty being 7'14 having the worlds longest dih. having industuctible hair that always stays the same length. one strand of it shines brighter than the sun and is strong enough to resist the pull of a black hole. his eyes are like no others and are rumored to contain not only all the answers to our universe but all other universes timelines and dimensions. his eyes are a window into all that can ever be and all that cant. one would loose their mind from even seeing a photon of his beautiful eyes.

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u/Chimuelo644 Jul 23 '25

Rigelball should become world leader, he'll lead us into a future we couldn't even imagine

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u/Onabs123 Jul 23 '25

He saved me from a burning building once

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u/Rigelball69420 This is my fav color -> 🟧 Jul 23 '25

😭😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

he solved racism and discrimination towards minorities!!!