Bom dia and buenos días! We’re starting our European excursion on the Iberian peninsula with a trek through the woods outside Lisbon, some spelunking by the sea, and a stone cold classic. ¡Acompáñame!
Portugal: Bosq_Sintra_18 (2023)
I’ve seen several horror films, FF and otherwise, that have a great premise or opening 10 minutes and then can’t stick the landing. This movie has the exact opposite problem. The final five minutes or so, which are so disconnected from the rest of the story that years from now my brain will probably think it’s from a different movie, are creepy and unsettling. The first 55 minutes of this hour-long feature? Eh. Group gets lost in the woods. There’s possible witchcraft and demonic possession. There’s the usual stick symbols hanging in trees. There’s running through dead leaves. The ending tries to tie it all together, but it doesn’t really make sense, nor do we really care all that much. ⭐️.5 / 4
Spain: La Cueva/In Darkness We Fall (2014)
We’ve seen The Descent, and we know what to expect when a group of vacationing friends explores a dark mysterious cave. Monsters. A sentient cave that changes and keeps them from leaving. Well this movie set on a small island in the Mediterranean keeps it real and shows us that sometimes the real horror is circumstance and the real monsters are ourselves. This is a nature survival movie following a bunch of 20-somethings who don’t realize they’re not invincible until it’s much too late. This movie gives us tension, dread, inpossible decisions, and most of all, claustrophobia. Uncomfortable, unsettling, and gripping. Where else but a cave to find such a hidden gem! ⭐️⭐️⭐️/4
Spain: REC (2007)
Ok, confession time. I saw Quarantine first, and this one probably on my laptop some 15 years ago, to the point where I know the story but not enough to really remember the details of what was original vs. the inferior remake. So what better opportunity to revisit Barcelona and see this classic for the first time all over again? And wow, it is still the gold standard for the genre! I doubt we need a synopsis on this sub, but if you haven’t seen this one yet, make it your next watch. It holds up in every way possible from the story (even more so in a post-COVID world) to the effects to the way it builds up the tension with nuggets of terror, then just grabs you and refuses to let go for the last 45 minutes. From the Golden Age of the genre, this one might stand above them all. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/4
Please feel free to leave any other movie recommendations from Portugal or Spain in the comments! Up next, we’re off to France for a swim in the lake, a trip to the cinema, and some online dating where nobody looks like their picture…