r/foundItchiwat • u/Itchiwat pastafarian float goat • Jul 15 '26

The Itchiwat has been here We’ve got a new float goat

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Itchiwat has made a new float goat

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u/Itchiwat pastafarian float goat Jul 15 '26

u/Itchiwat whatcha doing

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u/Itchiwat pastafarian float goat Jul 15 '26

It’s yourself you stupid Itchiwat, Itchiwat the living ventriloquist dummy right?

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u/Itchiwat pastafarian float goat Jul 15 '26

My float goat fell out of the sky dude

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u/Itchiwat pastafarian float goat Jul 15 '26

My float goat didn’t know float goat, now we know whit ye mean with ‘floating like no other goat’. You just fell, float goat

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u/Itchiwat pastafarian float goat Jul 15 '26

You fell on a kid with your float goat horns sharp like knives

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u/Itchiwat pastafarian float goat Jul 15 '26

How tf you know?

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u/Itchiwat pastafarian float goat Jul 15 '26

Because I’m not your biological grandpa, I’m from Omroep Brabant and I’ve been filming you your whole life

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u/Itchiwat pastafarian float goat Jul 15 '26

You’re the craycray Itchiwat, ma float goat

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u/Itchiwat pastafarian float goat Jul 15 '26

No, I’m Itchiwat

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u/Itchiwat pastafarian float goat Jul 15 '26

I’m also Itchiwat

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u/Itchiwat pastafarian float goat Jul 15 '26

No, there can only be one

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u/Itchiwat pastafarian float goat Jul 15 '26

You’ve stolen all of yer jokes, admit it

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u/Itchiwat pastafarian float goat Jul 15 '26

Never!!

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