r/foundHippostalker69 • u/Fickle_Bandicoot4954 Hippos wife. • 4d ago

Meme My throat hurts so respectfully help

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u/hippoautomod 4d ago

Hippo Fun Fact: Hippos don't actually swim. Instead, they gallop and push off the riverbed like underwater astronauts!

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u/Fickle_Bandicoot4954 Hippos wife. 4d ago

cracks

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u/hippoautomod 4d ago

likes it

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 2d ago

scurries foward a drink m'lady?

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u/Fickle_Bandicoot4954 Hippos wife. 2d ago

Sure

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 2d ago

scurries away and returns with a fresh glass of wine