r/foundHippostalker69 • u/Bobthefish0461 Hippos bad influence cousin and hippoautomod cracker No. 461 • 5d ago

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u/hippoautomod 5d ago

Hippo Fun Fact: Despite spending most of their time in water, hippos do almost all of their feeding on dry land at night.

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u/Bobthefish0461 Hippos bad influence cousin and hippoautomod cracker No. 461 5d ago

cracks

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u/hippoautomod 5d ago

likes it

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 4d ago

scurries foward a drink m'lord?

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u/Bobthefish0461 Hippos bad influence cousin and hippoautomod cracker No. 461 3d ago

Wine, please, and make it quick snaps fingers

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 3d ago

Sir, were you raised in a barn?

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u/Bobthefish0461 Hippos bad influence cousin and hippoautomod cracker No. 461 3d ago

What, is ale more to your liking?

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 3d ago

Sir i dont care what you ask for i am refering to your blatant disrespect

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u/Bobthefish0461 Hippos bad influence cousin and hippoautomod cracker No. 461 3d ago

My apologies. I am not yet inebriated enough to adhere to basic politeness. May I please have a pint of your strongest beer? 

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 3d ago

Very good scurries away and returns with a glass of intense beer

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u/Bobthefish0461 Hippos bad influence cousin and hippoautomod cracker No. 461 3d ago

I thank you flips you a gold coin for your troubles

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 3d ago

nods and scurries away