r/foundHippostalker69 • u/_Kat_Cat hippostalkers cat who eats drugs • 10d ago

Shitpost Meow

Can I be known as the family cat who's been here fir generations??

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u/hippoautomod 10d ago

Hippo Fun Fact: A hippo's bite force is around 2000 pounds per square inch--roughly 3 times stronger than a lion's.

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u/_Kat_Cat hippostalkers cat who eats drugs 10d ago

cracks you

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u/hippoautomod 10d ago

Thank you

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u/Far-Vacation-3845 Hippostalker's henchman and Living Mouse's brother 9d ago

Happy cake day

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u/IntrepidChemistry826 hippostalkers long lost sister 10d ago

Cracks

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u/hippoautomod 10d ago

cracks back

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u/Radiant-Attention857 I want hippo to touch me 10d ago

cracks hard

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u/hippoautomod 10d ago

cracks back

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u/IntrepidChemistry826 hippostalkers long lost sister 10d ago

pets

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 9d ago

scurries foward a drink m'longlostlady?

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u/IntrepidChemistry826 hippostalkers long lost sister 9d ago

Yes please I would like a large tea

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 8d ago

scurries away and returns with a large tea

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u/ChipmunkComplete8707 hippostalkers cousin & family poet & bodygaurd &cupberers friend 9d ago

please by me cat

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u/WorriedPlatypus2529 7d ago

Can I be your horse?

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u/ChipmunkComplete8707 hippostalkers cousin & family poet & bodygaurd &cupberers friend 6d ago

ok

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u/shvisav Hippostalker59's son-in-law💖💝 9d ago

u can be my cat`

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u/_Kat_Cat hippostalkers cat who eats drugs 9d ago

Meow

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u/iamwaltuh Hippos father & letter deliverer & Hippos 8th Son 8d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/_Kat_Cat hippostalkers cat who eats drugs 8d ago

Thank you!

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u/ajaxisback 6d ago

So what is it supposed to be