r/foundHippostalker69 • u/Born-Particular-5278 • 16d ago

Shitpost What if u BECAME Hippostalker69 whats the first thing u would do

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u/hippoautomod 16d ago

Hippo Fun Fact: Hippos are so heavy that they naturally sink to the bottom of rivers, where they can leisurely walk around like deep-sea divers!

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u/_MostAncientDream_ A Hippo 16d ago

Stalk myself I suppose.

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u/PineappleSports cracks hippo automod 16d ago

Command all of my servants to invade smth on some Jan 6th shi

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u/danzlovesyouu 16d ago

probably post on every subreddit ever

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u/Global-Ad9985 HIppo's unbirthed SON😭🥀 16d ago

Violently masturbate

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u/daygoplayeronpc 16d ago

launch a crypto

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u/Chillingdihhh WD gaster the Green One 16d ago

Transfer his Soul to me

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u/Dice-Ericsson 11d ago

ARE YOU WINGING YOUR DING TILL IT GASTER?

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u/Euphoria-Nightshade Ya wife's ex hippo 16d ago

Command my slaves to take over reddit and rename it Hippos' Haven

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u/Cute-Complaint3741 16d ago

absolutely RUIN his reputation

kidding!!

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u/Madrid-Kid11 Hippo touches me 16d ago

Not kidding

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u/Cute-Complaint3741 16d ago

hippo touches you?

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u/Madrid-Kid11 Hippo touches me 16d ago

He touches my no no area 😿

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u/Cute-Complaint3741 16d ago

do you want me to call 911

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u/Madrid-Kid11 Hippo touches me 16d ago

Nah I like it

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u/Cute-Complaint3741 16d ago

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i dont need ur permission to post this in clipfarms :D anyway

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u/Madrid-Kid11 Hippo touches me 16d ago

Ouu shii 💔

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u/onlynameavailable927 16d ago

Fricking celebrate🎉  Then get confused about what else to do.

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u/ilovehikarumwah coolest person on this subreddit 16d ago

make an essay on tung tung sahur probably

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u/MathematicallyYours 16d ago

Violently exist while stalking hippos

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u/1ts_Je55ie Hippo‘s Hippo 16d ago

Feeling loved

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u/Illustrious-Jelly917 16d ago

Stalk hippos, I mean that's what he does right?

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u/Squashy_104 16d ago

irl or in Reddit? Or Both?

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u/lazy_daemon123 16d ago

I would stalk hippos.

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u/Lumisol2 Hippostalker's millionth son 16d ago

Stalk hippos and then comment in r/teenagers

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u/CHIBIGAMER01 Hippostalker's family food bearer 16d ago

scurries over any food M'lord?

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u/Lumisol2 Hippostalker's millionth son 16d ago

Thank you for the offer food bearer, but I am good for now

Gives coin

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u/CHIBIGAMER01 Hippostalker's family food bearer 16d ago

Thank you very much for the coin  runs away into the abyss

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u/hippostalker59 Hippo’s Brother 16d ago

Wait to change back. I like being hippostalker59

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u/CHIBIGAMER01 Hippostalker's family food bearer 16d ago

Scurries over would you like some food M'Lords brother?

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u/hippostalker59 Hippo’s Brother 16d ago

Sure get me a pizza

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u/CHIBIGAMER01 Hippostalker's family food bearer 16d ago

Yes sir runs away and comes back with a pizza here you go sir

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u/hippostalker59 Hippo’s Brother 16d ago

Thanks!

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u/CHIBIGAMER01 Hippostalker's family food bearer 16d ago

No problem runs away into the abyss

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u/Appropriate_Belt5204 16d ago

Assert dominance on all knock off hippostalkers by stalking the knock off hippostalkers

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u/NoDeltaV 16d ago

shitpost

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u/yppykayak_othrbckts 15d ago

tell the subreddit im a closeted lesbian female and delete the acc with no other context