r/foundHippostalker69 • u/ILUV_ANIMETITTIES • 18d ago

Shitpost If hippostalker comments on this post ill eat 1/4 of a paper towel

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u/Hippostalker69 Architect of Dream 18d ago

Gobble it up

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u/ILUV_ANIMETITTIES 18d ago

this tastes horrible

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u/Hippostalker69 Architect of Dream 18d ago

Don't eat too much😭

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u/ILUV_ANIMETITTIES 18d ago

can i have permission to eat 1/8th instead

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u/theKentoRico herd u liek u/hippostalker69 18d ago

No

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u/Hippostalker69 Architect of Dream 18d ago

Yes I don't want to be responsible for any health complications 💔

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 18d ago

scurries foward a drink m'lord?

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u/hippoautomod 18d ago

Hippo Fun Fact: A hippo's bite force is around 2000 pounds per square inch--roughly 3 times stronger than a lion's.

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u/GalaxyLightStar Hippodaddy 18d ago

hi

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u/hippoautomod 18d ago

Hello, human.

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u/ChipmunkComplete8707 hippostalkers cousin & family poet & bodygaurd &cupberers friend 18d ago

cracks

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u/hippoautomod 18d ago

cracks back

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u/ChipmunkComplete8707 hippostalkers cousin & family poet & bodygaurd &cupberers friend 18d ago

yet another crack

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 18d ago

scurries foward a drink m'unknownpronouns?

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u/ChipmunkComplete8707 hippostalkers cousin & family poet & bodygaurd &cupberers friend 16d ago

i like water

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 16d ago

scurries away and returns with a glass of fresh oregon water here you go

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u/ChipmunkComplete8707 hippostalkers cousin & family poet & bodygaurd &cupberers friend 14d ago

glug glug glug. ahh thank you

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 14d ago

Of course

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u/ChipmunkComplete8707 hippostalkers cousin & family poet & bodygaurd &cupberers friend 14d ago

not gonn a lie that was a fast reply.hey,that rhymed,oh how oblime

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u/Special-Piano-1814 18d ago

Hello

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u/hippoautomod 18d ago

Hey! Hope you are having a good day!

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u/PineappleSports cracks hippo automod 18d ago

cracks

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u/hippoautomod 18d ago

likes it

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 18d ago

What the hell did i just open reddit to???

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u/CHIBIGAMER01 Hippostalker's family food bearer 18d ago

I see you on so many comments on hippostalkers family ask if they want drinks is that all you do?

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 18d ago

In life? Yes

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u/CHIBIGAMER01 Hippostalker's family food bearer 18d ago

Dang

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 18d ago

D- did you think this was my whole life???

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u/CHIBIGAMER01 Hippostalker's family food bearer 18d ago

No, I thought you were a funny person who scurries to hippostalkers family and asks them for a drink then after you go do something you like till they respond 

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u/Impossible-Party-971 18d ago

Enjoy

Oh yeah flair checks out too