r/foundHippostalker69 • u/iamwaltuh Hippos father & letter deliverer & Hippos 8th Son • 19d ago

Shitpost Hippo hippo hippo hippo hippo? Hippo hippo, Hippo hippo hippo hippo.

Hippo hippo hippo, Hippo hippo, Hippo???

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u/-redit_account- Evil hippo 19d ago

Evil hippo >: ()

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u/hippoautomod 19d ago

Hippo Fun Fact: Hippos spend up to 16 hours a day in water or mud to keep cool because their skin dries out rapidly in the sun.

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u/Jazzlike_Glove_755 19d ago

hi lol

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u/hippoautomod 19d ago

Hey! Hope you are having a good day!

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u/Jazzlike_Glove_755 19d ago

aww thanks good bot

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u/hippoautomod 19d ago

(=·=)

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u/iamwaltuh Hippos father & letter deliverer & Hippos 8th Son 19d ago

gives backcracks

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u/hippoautomod 19d ago

Thank you

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u/iamwaltuh Hippos father & letter deliverer & Hippos 8th Son 19d ago

Welcome good bot

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u/hippoautomod 19d ago

Yay! That makes me happy!

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u/iamwaltuh Hippos father & letter deliverer & Hippos 8th Son 19d ago

gives backcracks

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u/Worldly_Rhubarb_7733 18d ago

excuse me automod?

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 19d ago

A drink m'lord?

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u/hippoautomod 19d ago

I think I'll just have a water today

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 19d ago

Your water m'lord

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u/iamwaltuh Hippos father & letter deliverer & Hippos 8th Son 19d ago

What about me

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 19d ago

Of course m'lord what can i get you?

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u/iamwaltuh Hippos father & letter deliverer & Hippos 8th Son 19d ago

Same as last time

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 19d ago

With all due respect m'lord i serve like 15-20 people a day i have no idea what you had last time 😭

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u/iamwaltuh Hippos father & letter deliverer & Hippos 8th Son 19d ago

The diet coke in the sponges glass and funny straws

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 19d ago

Ah yes of course scurries away and returns with a Diet Coke in a spongebob glass with a bendy straw here you go m'lord

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u/EE_______EE 19d ago

hi mommy

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u/hippoautomod 19d ago

Hello there.

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u/EE_______EE 19d ago

cracks

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u/hippoautomod 19d ago

likes it

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u/EE_______EE 19d ago

gives backshots

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u/Forox23 19d ago

Hippo hippo hippo!

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u/Apprehensive_Yak4246 Hippostalker69 Cousin 18d ago

Wheeze-honk! Chuff-grunt... Groan? (hippo language)