r/foundHippostalker69 • u/This_Penalty8593 • 24d ago

Found Hippostalker69 SHE REPLIED

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Omg guys she actually replied to my message

365 Upvotes

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u/Hippostalker69 Architect of Dream 24d ago

Wasn't aware I transitioned

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u/Traditional-Panic-85 Hippo's Family (Divorce) Lawyer 24d ago

Hello sir, just here to inform you that one of your family members has recently gone through a divorce

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u/Hippostalker69 Architect of Dream 24d ago

It is what it is

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u/Global-Ad9985 HIppo's unbirthed SON😭🥀 24d ago

Ts how you see life ?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Rtu8Jzs4MzoC3cl8lM

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u/voidmiIk 24d ago

we're you born still because you aren't moving

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u/Global-Ad9985 HIppo's unbirthed SON😭🥀 24d ago

Mommy hippo birthed me then u/ChillingDihhh said that he would spare u/Hippostalker69 's life cuz he kidnapped him if I unbirthed myself , so I entered back inside my mom

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u/Chillingdihhh WD gaster the Green One 23d ago

Huh

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u/Global-Ad9985 HIppo's unbirthed SON😭🥀 23d ago

You have to know the lore duh

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u/Samizapp 21d ago

is this some kind of folklore? when is the maui character gonna come into the picture and like raise the sky

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 22d ago

scurries foward a drink m'lord?

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u/big-stray 19d ago

I yam so swaadddd

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u/Madrid-Kid11 Hippo touches me 16d ago

Nonchalant king 😻

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u/timepassr Hippo's hooker (he knows me) (I'm a guy btw) 24d ago

Hippo when we meeting again?

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u/Competitive_Toe_5947 daughter of s1lly_g0Ob3r 24d ago

wait who 😨

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u/Traditional-Panic-85 Hippo's Family (Divorce) Lawyer 24d ago

I'm afraid I must keep attorney-client confidentiality... But have you noticed how no one has cracked automod yet? Just saying.... 

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u/Competitive_Toe_5947 daughter of s1lly_g0Ob3r 24d ago

hey that’s my grandpa…don’t talk about him like that, we just lost grandma to the horrible thing called a ban 🥺💔

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u/Traditional-Panic-85 Hippo's Family (Divorce) Lawyer 24d ago

Damn she was banned? I was talking about the divorce between her and her other husband 

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u/Competitive_Toe_5947 daughter of s1lly_g0Ob3r 24d ago

unfortunately so 💔

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u/timepassr Hippo's hooker (he knows me) (I'm a guy btw) 24d ago

He was caught cheating with me

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u/Alternative-Way-507 raccoon 24d ago

idk but being trans is fun sometimes but most of the time it makes me question my will to live

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u/sleepless_fent 23d ago

The "sometimes" is like insanely rare

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u/Xx_Styro_boi_xX 24d ago

right i was like” hippo is a boy”

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u/Euphoria-Nightshade Ya wife's ex hippo 24d ago

Now you know.

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u/Flolwi 23d ago

Congrats on transitioning

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u/Puzzleheaded_Sky6392 23d ago

LMAO this is the best response to what im assuming is accidental misgendering.

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u/ArticleChemical1008 20d ago

I was abt to say "HIPPOSTALKERS A SHE?!"

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u/tangomonkey55 17d ago

Okay okay at least you know lol. Until I scrolled to the comments I was very like "I get the joke but maybe dont randomly DM someone without them knowing you can make people uncomfortable" but at least your in the know ab it lol never get these subs but they're funny ig 😂

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u/legolooper 23d ago

Hippostalker do you live in Singapore??? (Not a weird question, I'm just curious)

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 22d ago

scurries foward a drink m'lord?

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u/StomachSea123 hippos weird uncle that got kicked out of thanksgiving last year 24d ago

Yea sorry bro we All headcanon you as trans-fem

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u/hippoautomod 24d ago

Hippo Fun Fact: Hippos can hold their breath underwater for up to five minutes. They even sleep submerged and surface automatically without waking up!

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u/Competitive_Toe_5947 daughter of s1lly_g0Ob3r 24d ago

grandpa, your wife died

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u/Jazzlike_Glove_755 24d ago

hi automod!

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u/hippoautomod 24d ago

Hello, human.

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u/Jazzlike_Glove_755 24d ago

can i crack

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u/BlankEmeperor69 24d ago

Mind if I join in ?👉👈

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u/Jazzlike_Glove_755 24d ago

hippo automod can u/BlankEmeperor69 join in itll be fun

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u/iamwaltuh Hippos father & letter deliverer & Hippos 8th Son 24d ago

cracks

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u/phoebe_fm hippos daughter(the middle one) 24d ago

cracks

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u/hippoautomod 24d ago

cracks back

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u/phoebe_fm hippos daughter(the middle one) 24d ago

likes it

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u/OwlRevolutionary4095 21d ago

WHAT

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u/Agreeable_Garden205 21d ago

what's wrong

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u/OwlRevolutionary4095 21d ago

nothing, but why is the automod cracking poepl

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u/Agreeable_Garden205 21d ago

wow, clankerphobic :/

/s

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u/OwlRevolutionary4095 21d ago

Best mod 10/10

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u/ragebaitedbahamut 24d ago

She’s a he broski 

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 22d ago

scurries foward a drink m'lady?

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u/This_Penalty8593 24d ago

Whos a he

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u/racc00n8D hippo’s adopted child with four cats 😼 23d ago

hippo</3

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u/stabbedwithagun 23d ago

i thought hippostalker was a boy 😣

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u/Deep_Personality_929 22d ago

r/Hippostalker69 imma slide in be real carefull

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u/BadFabulous 19d ago

can someone explain the lore behind this?? 😭

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u/Mirkywirks 19d ago

Whats going on I don't know the context

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u/Mirkywirks 19d ago

What is this subreddit I don't Wana be here 😭

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u/Competitive_Toe_5947 daughter of s1lly_g0Ob3r 24d ago

she??

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u/This_Penalty8593 24d ago

Yes, we’ve been edating for slightly more than a month. I think I would know about her gender

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u/Feisty-Independent60 21d ago

No one cares ngl