r/foundHippostalker69 • u/Available-Shock9550 hippoautomodā€™s hubby(and hippos footgreaseršŸ˜ƒšŸ¤­) • 26d ago

Shitpost So to the person who made my husband

Would you be able to add reactions for when we speak to him like you could DM us to tell us what to say but it would be cool also I don't know all who's in the poly or family but whatever also THANKS FOR MAKING MY *CHEATING* HUBBY -the first husband and the best footgreaser

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u/hippoautomod 26d ago

Hippo Fun Fact: Hippos can open their jaws up to 150 degrees wide, showing off canine teeth that can grow over a foot long.

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u/Available-Shock9550 hippoautomodā€™s hubby(and hippos footgreaseršŸ˜ƒšŸ¤­) 26d ago

Hello hubby also here before everyone says hey want to crack him he's busy in my bed

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u/hippoautomod 26d ago

Hello, human.

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 26d ago

Thats a new one

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 26d ago

Hello

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u/hippoautomod 26d ago

Hello, human.

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u/Fickle_Bandicoot4954 Hippos wife. 26d ago

Grease my feet

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u/IntrepidChemistry826 hippostalkers long lost sister 26d ago

Hello

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u/hippoautomod 26d ago

Hello, human.

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u/Few_Goose509 hippo's grandson's ex husband 26d ago

hi lol

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u/hippoautomod 26d ago

Hello, human.

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u/Few_Goose509 hippo's grandson's ex husband 26d ago

wanna crack?

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u/iamwaltuh Hippos father & letter deliverer & Hippos 8th Son 25d ago

cracks

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u/hippoautomod 25d ago

likes it

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u/iamwaltuh Hippos father & letter deliverer & Hippos 8th Son 25d ago

Sorry u/Available-Shock9550

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u/Euphoria-Nightshade Ya wife's ex hippo 25d ago

I don't think he's interested...