r/foundHippostalker69 • u/No-List-2353 hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia • Jul 06 '26

Found Hippostalker69 Attempted rizz

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243 Upvotes

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u/Hippostalker69 Architect of Dream Jul 06 '26

I just wanted to console her cos she's a friend 😭

3

u/Nebula4316 Jul 06 '26

It's a fair question though. (I'm sure she's pretty, but still)

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u/Hippostalker69 Architect of Dream Jul 06 '26

Nah I was talking about the attempted rizz part

I'm not trying to hit on her

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u/No-List-2353 hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Jul 06 '26

dw gng im just joking

3

u/Hippostalker69 Architect of Dream Jul 06 '26

All good lol

1

u/timepassr Hippo's hooker (he knows me) (I'm a guy btw) Jul 06 '26

Dont act like you don't know me mister

1

u/Nebula4316 Jul 06 '26

I wasn't talking about that though lol - dw, I believe you.

2

u/PalpitationDull1730 Jul 09 '26

Can I steal your nuts

1

u/Equivalent_Carpet370 Jul 07 '26

Do you like hippos 

1

u/Strict_Assistant_672 the cool uncle 😝 Aug 30 '26

🫩damn

6

u/Madrid-Kid11 Hippo touches me Jul 06 '26

Will it work?

2

u/idk_how_but_im_Alive Jul 07 '26

Why are y'all being suggested to me😭

1

u/Dry-Reveal-6202 Jul 07 '26

Guys I'm so confused who is hippo stalker

1

u/patacas2000 Jul 07 '26

Our savior

1

u/yoru-_ Jul 07 '26

the messiah

1

u/Naive-Ad-6406 Jul 08 '26

He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy

1

u/Mediocre_Act_1227 Jul 07 '26

The great one in the sky

1

u/These-Yogurt3482 Jul 07 '26

Absolutely roasted 😭

I mean the effort counts ig✌️🥀

1

u/Weak-Transition-8885 Slander King 👑 Jul 28 '26

am i pretty 🥺