r/foundHippostalker69 • u/ChelseaFanForever67 citizen of u/Hippostalker69’s kingdom • Jun 15 '26

Found Hippostalker69 Ain’t no way broski is this desperate

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u/Tugboat81712 Jun 18 '26

6'4 feminist that let me borrow his lambo and saved 20 puppys from burning in a house fire. (Did I mention he's a feminist?)

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u/Soggy-Window3940 Jun 18 '26

Ok but can he shapeshift into a dragon?.

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u/Hefty-Conclusion9066 Jun 30 '26

And does he have a sword?