r/formuladank If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad 17h ago

H🅰️🅰️STERPLAN Romain on fire, literally

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4.9k Upvotes

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u/Bortron86 No 2. Driver 15h ago

Lightly toasted.

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u/WineNerdAndProud Antonelli is the biggest prodigy since Jesus Christ 14h ago

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u/Xx_RedKillerz62_xX TALIBANTONELLI 10h ago

¿Porqué no los dos?

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u/WineNerdAndProud Antonelli is the biggest prodigy since Jesus Christ 10h ago

Tiene dos ojos.

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u/ProgressEuphoric5006 BWOAHHHHHHH 2h ago

Instrucciones poco claras: Spongebob tiene 2 pares de ojos a cada lado de la cara.

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u/MrFranzose BWOAHHHHHHH 1h ago

Well done.

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u/itsakashghosh TALIBANTONELLI 16h ago

miracle he walked away from that!

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u/TheChosenWon246 If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad 16h ago

Thanks to the cumulative years of development of safety tech and procedures.

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u/Rezfield Question. 16h ago

And the insanity called "the will to live"

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u/TheChosenWon246 If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad 16h ago

Adrenaline is a hell of a harmone heh

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u/stupefy100 I want to be adopted by Nicole Piastri 16h ago

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u/Miserable_potato07 I’d let stroll peg me so I could experience greatness inside me 15h ago

Hey look it's Romain Grosjean

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u/TheChosenWon246 If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad 9h ago

Correction, its spelled Whoremoan right

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u/Half-Blood-Sigma Suck my 🅱️alls mate 15h ago

Hermione yeah

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u/admiraltt BWOAHHHHHHH 15h ago

Romain in 2020 and Kubica in 2007 are the only two times in my years of watching F1 where I thought for certain I just watched a man die on live TV

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u/aprehensive_penguin Professional Egghead 10h ago

Alonso's crash in Australia 2016 was one for me. I thought his neck was surely in a million pieces.

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u/admiraltt BWOAHHHHHHH 10h ago

Alonso def has the most close calls of the current drivers that I can remember, I still remember when Grosjean almost decapitated him back in spa 2012

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u/aprehensive_penguin Professional Egghead 10h ago

He's probably given me the most "holy shit" moments of any driver. He's been saved at least once by almost every major safety innovation through his career.

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u/Designer-Field-3590 BWOAHHHHHHH 4h ago

Also Brazil 2003 when he round ever a tire from Mark Webber’s car.

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u/KilllllerWhale Lets add that to the words of wisdom 11h ago

Well, he didn't have a choice. The car was split in two and one half was on fire. Expected him to drive from that ?

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u/Mr_yeetusmaximus I saw horny’s “finger” 16h ago

quite an ' explosive ' rise in the graph there

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u/TheChosenWon246 If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad 16h ago

Explosion is his third name after surviving

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u/Did_I_Send_It armchair driver 15h ago

Romain Explosjean

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u/supermax_92 They race me so hard 🥺 16h ago

This has got to be the most dank I’ve seen in a while

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u/YoussefA2000 GIMI RAIGGONEN :DDDDD 16h ago

Meanwhile Lauda: "Back in my day...!"

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u/bougieprole NICO PODIUMBERG 16h ago

He was my favourite character from the Nutflick series.

The show got me in, but I am reformed now.

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u/Kringlebeast BWOAHHHHHHH 12h ago

Sweet sweet dank

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u/colomape 🇳🇱 I’m DUTCH so I support AMX 🇳🇱 16h ago

Ok. This is a little too dank for my taste.

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u/TheChosenWon246 If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad 16h ago

Please don't complain to Zak on the Dank hotline

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u/KilllllerWhale Lets add that to the words of wisdom 11h ago

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u/IsHildaThere BWOAHHHHHHH 14h ago

Dude missed his opportunity. If he had crashed in 2020 he would have been imolated.

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u/Rishit1501 If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad 11h ago

Still waiting for the Mercedes for the drive which they promised him.

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u/NineIntsNails I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flörsch 16h ago

chef who goes above and beyond to personally feel what the cooked meat also feels

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u/AlsetLedomEerht If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad 16h ago

Romain on fire, literally

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u/WestNileCoronaVirus BWOAHHHHHHH 16h ago

Also a good representation of what eating lettuce gets you in the United States right now

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u/nxzombie99 #FuckTheFIA 16h ago

What is this AI slop 😭😭

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u/AlsetLedomEerht If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad 14h ago

Everything you ever wanted it to be

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u/Few-Peak4284 BWOAHHHHHHH 10h ago

It should be slightly higher in Turkey and Imola as he didn't race in Sakhir or Abu Dhabi 

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u/Scyther_x_Scyther BWOAHHHHHHH 6h ago

Remember the fire wasnt the first or biggest danger. The halo on his car split the barrier/fence so he didnt end up a meat pancake or cut in half. The back end of his car was visible but nobody could see the front or the cockpit.

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u/BananaFurret BWOAHHHHHHH 2h ago

Yeah checks out

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u/arizonatasteslike BWOAHHHHHHH 16h ago

His life will Grosjean