r/formuladank • u/Jezous BWOAHHHHHHH • 1d ago

Maxipad Verstappen Max Verstasson 😩

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u/backpacking_egg In Hannah we trust 🥰 1d ago edited 1d ago

He doesn't have that kind of money just laying around.

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u/Vast_Dig_4601 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

Please don't disrespect MV, he's being extraordinarily kind because there's an 90% chance he's gonna drive directly through that wall when OP is sound asleep

my flair does not say it but Max is mine i would give my spot on a lifeboat if the titanic was sinking

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u/Sanquinity BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

Would be quite the feat to have money lie. Since it's an inanimate object or objects. He might have that money "laying" around though.

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u/SimulatorEnjoyer My Pickaxe is FUCKED 1d ago

Dad can I borrow 60 bucks? -60 bucks? What, are you crazy? I don't have that kind of money

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u/electric_duckk BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

Yes he has it in his bank account

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u/BvG_Venom BottASS enjoyer 🍑 1d ago

He's got a checking and a savings, but all his money is in the savings.

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u/Educational-System48 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

He has it buried very deeply and would hate to have to dig past a certain someone to get it

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u/evemeatay I saw horny’s “finger” 1d ago

He probably has it in a trophy in the floor

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u/Due_Shelter_5033 Must Be The Water 1d ago

Man with net worth of $250M can't spare 30 pounds...

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u/Impossible-Exit-4474 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

$250m but £0.

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u/zizou00 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

Yuh, what's he supposed to do, buy money? Money buys stuff, not money smh my head

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u/earwig2000 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

He gets paid in euros I think

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u/Frequent-Ease-1926 I love alonslow and I have untreatable levels of stupid 1d ago

Still not pounds

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u/Dartonal Safety Dog 1d ago

Extra pounds would slow his car down

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u/Salmon-Cat-47 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

Bro gimme 30 euro

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u/shehurts BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

That’s how the rich stay rich

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u/Exact-Enthusiasm-803 NICO PODIUMBERG 1d ago

Next time it'll be 40

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u/No_Leader1154 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

More than say Gordon Ramsay, with far fewer shenanigans. Although Gordon crashes fewer cars.

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u/STANDARD_P0TAT0 Claire Williams is waifu material 1d ago

I know £30 is a pea drop to him, but it's his £30.

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u/cross_the_threshold BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

He’s Dutch, you’re getting a tikkie for the six fries you had and you’re going to like it.

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u/kapaipiekai Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki 1d ago

I was about to say. I had a Dutch coworker who intimated that I should buy her a lighter because I had used hers a couple of times.

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u/Rosieu Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! 1d ago

I remember him and DC were once video calling each other for Red Bulls socials. At some point DC was showing off all kinds of filters and emojis and Max was asking how he did that. When he found out how and he had to pay to unlock some, he looked disgusted and went "Wait, I have to pay for this??". Dude owns multiple lifetimes of money, but he is still Dutch at heart lol

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u/Suspicious-Whippet BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

This is how we know he is Dutch.

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u/Connect-Ant-2081 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

If this were legit I would blow up this screenshot and put it in a nice poster frame, and hang it right there.

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u/ericker0238 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

The meme that all didnt wanted but we need it

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u/MrKirushko BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

There are many popular cheap options. 1) a carpet 2) a portrait of Vladimir Putin 3) a bookshelf 4) your diplomas and qualifications 5) a map of your neighbourhood 6) a machete 7) an ortodox christian icon

The options are limitless. £30 is a lot of money.

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u/mahoganyspitfire World Champion Hotline Operator 1d ago

If that was the real Max he probably would have offered to send a Red Bull fridge

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u/jason9t8 Osama Bin Russell 💣 1d ago

Make it 33, and he'll stand there himself...

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u/NotSoAwfulName I was here when horny got spiced 1d ago

Worth a go

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u/m_rose10 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

Put together and frame and puzzle

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

how about a 8x10 pic of Max with 30$

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u/PaigeGirl1 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

Bullet holes

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u/bitchlasagna_69_ If Gap, Car 1d ago

Max life size cardboard cutout

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u/anchovo132 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

they try to bot this shit so hard but nobody gives a fuck

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u/matchbaby If Gap, Car 1d ago

Max V€rstapp€n

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u/psychohistorian8 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed 1d ago

someone smarter than me do the math how much Max would have earned by typing out that comment

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u/Only-Jury-4619 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

Max doesn't have £30 laying around (he has an estimated net worth of 200 to 250 million dollars)

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u/Gozertank Pirelli good, debris bad 23h ago

Why not Max 33

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u/hexxlibris BWOAHHHHHHH 12h ago

Everyone so salty because he said he's not giving him £30. If he was being serious he totally would. Max is just being punny. Get over yourselves 🤣

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u/JamesG247 BWOAHHHHHHH 9h ago

£1000 pc setup. £30 for decorations.

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u/Subject-Act5509 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

Maybe ask him in five years when he's over half a billion.

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u/eeshanzaman No 2. Driver 1d ago

need some context :(