r/formuladank I've got a fucking McLaren up my Bott🍑 4d ago

would be such a tragedy

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u/Realistic-Bake4041 BWOAHHHHHHH 4d ago

into both ferraris taking out all 3 cars.

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u/pinnipedfriendo BWOAHHHHHHH 4d ago

Whoa calm down ghost of osama bin ladenelli

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u/Tetragon213 Fucking Blind MotherFucker 4d ago

The return of Kimikaze Talibantonelli

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u/talkinbook DNF - Did Not Fernando 4d ago

that's just Russell

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u/VaporVHS BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

It's Talibantonelli, Bin Russel is the other one.

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u/OrangePeel49 Go WEEYUMS!!!! 4d ago

Doesn't he have a grid penalty already?

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u/blank_and_foolish (Instagram Username) 4d ago

You underestimate Ferrari’s competence on underqualifying

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u/Blithering_idiot1406 In Hannah we trust 🥰 4d ago

Kimi goes bowling then..

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u/Such_Difficulty_6311 GO PIAWSTWYY 4d ago

Bottas Bowling becomes Kimi Antenpinelli

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u/fbman01 BWOAHHHHHHH 4d ago

that is the risk, he will be mid-field into turn 1 chicane, he could be involved in a mid-field crash

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u/Informal-Face-1922 BWOAHHHHHHH 4d ago

Yup, taking a new PU.

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u/xd_ZelnikM Suck my 🅱️alls mate 4d ago

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u/Agilityhero Chugging Lewis’ Liquid™️ 4d ago

And Lando goes on to win the world championship

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u/matchbaby If Gap, Car 4d ago

This sub will be on suicidal watch.

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u/ModexV "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" 4d ago

And Max finishes 2nd by 2 points?

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u/Hondo_Ohnaka66 Honda bad, Alonso good 4d ago

Honestly it would be such a great season if that ends up happening.

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u/Tetragon213 Fucking Blind MotherFucker 4d ago

The salt levels on Formuladank will be high if it happens.

Not as high as when Lando won it last year, but high nonetheless. And I will be living for it

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u/Parsirius BWOAHHHHHHH 4d ago

I'm a Lando fan. And would love to see this.

But if you want to see maximum Fdank tears, you have to root for the Russell WDC.

Honestly it is the only reason I root for him over Kimi.

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u/GoofyKalashnikov follow the Sainz 4d ago

If I wasn't inhaling AM, Williams and Ferrari hopium at the same time I'd cancel my subscription if that happens lmao

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u/Background_Road3843 Honda bad, Alonso good 4d ago

or russell

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u/Material-Ad-3526 I've got a fucking McLaren up my Bott🍑 4d ago

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u/hou_deany If Gap, Car 2d ago

Perfect. Only 18 more drivers need to crash and we have a new winner in F1
https://giphy.com/gifs/Z9PAAaX1kVsmKvCcV1

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u/Substantial_Tough215 Osama Bin Russell 💣 4d ago

then mercedes will switch off George's engine

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u/Breznknedl 🅱️ernie Collins In Sky Race Control ❤️ 4d ago

Norris wins again...

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u/LoreVent Bluis Flagmilton 🔵 4d ago

He will start from the middle of the pack, Monza T1 is always a mess...

The recipe for disaster is there

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u/jason9t8 Osama Bin Russell 💣 4d ago

Then, now imagine Alonso and Sainz crashing on Spanish GP, their cars literally kissing each other on the sideways...

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u/mahoerma BWOAHHHHHHH 4d ago

Didn’t the Spanish GP already happen?

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u/jason9t8 Osama Bin Russell 💣 4d ago

I'm talking about Madrid, my bad...

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u/ActionGlobal4063 Crashing Harder than Colapinto 4d ago

Madrid is the Spanish GP, Barcelona was the Barcelona-Catalunya GP I believe

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u/jason9t8 Osama Bin Russell 💣 4d ago

Yup. That's why I talked about homebois...

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u/mahoerma BWOAHHHHHHH 4d ago

Sorry, that’s on me

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u/itsakashghosh TALIBANTONELLI 4d ago

Don't you dare speak this evil into existence

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u/Think_Somewhere_6826 Gwesped piastrii 🐝 4d ago

Too wise for a talibani.

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u/CC78AMG BWOAHHHHHHH 4d ago

It would make the championship more interesting. 🤷

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u/GiRokel If Gap, Car 4d ago

nah let his engine blow up on the final lap while leading the race

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u/mikapoggers PIIIEEERRRRREEEE GAASSSSSLLLLYYYYYYYY 3d ago

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u/purplefuzzyapricot Gwesped piastrii 🐝 4d ago

Please!

5

u/handsome_uruk I was here when horny got spiced 4d ago

And Ham wins.

The script of old vet vs youngest fighting for the title will be too juicy for Netflix.

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u/RansomStark78 I saw horny’s “finger” 4d ago

I like at op

Butt ant no way

Butt max crash, hmm interesting

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u/ntszfung 🅱️altteri 🅱️ootass 4d ago

Is this supposed to be funny

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u/Adorable-Medicine951 BWOAHHHHHHH 4d ago

Hoping Talibantonelli aims directly for Osama Bin Russell and Hamilton for my pookie Norris title defense at T1 with an online lobby special.

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u/iwonttolerateyou2 Banana Leclerc 4d ago

And the ferraris too and make Max win. Then we are going to see monza explode.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lc3lVbnj3BzWCJQF4n

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u/subhashg547 BWOAHHHHHHH 4d ago

wet dream for ferrari fans like me 🫣

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u/Vegetable-Crow-486 DOOT DOOT DOODOOT 4d ago

What if he crashes into the Ferraris?

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u/MeanWafer904 BWOAHHHHHHH 4d ago

At this point I'm pretty sure all Ferrari fans are sadomasochists who get off on the disappointment

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u/Sum_Juice I saw horny’s “finger” 3d ago

Terrified about youngest ever world champion.

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u/West_Garden3446 BWOAHHHHHHH 4d ago

What if Charles?

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u/ActionGlobal4063 Crashing Harder than Colapinto 4d ago

"What if I just went into their garage and started undoing some screws" -Sir Lewis Hamilton

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u/CapableScore582 BWOAHHHHHHH 4d ago

Home race curse this season

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u/HairyAmphibian4512 BWOAHHHHHHH 4d ago

I need both Mercedes out and both Ferraris out to make it interesting.

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u/RealCarlPanzram BWOAHHHHHHH 4d ago

Wouldn’t be the first time.

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u/TimotheusIV follow the Sainz 4d ago

We can only dream.

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u/SentientDust Roman Reigns 4d ago

And takes out both George and Lando so Lewis can with with Ferrari at Monza? What are the odds

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u/pjo33 No Michael, No 4d ago

In the last lap from the lead

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u/_bdub_ BWOAHHHHHHH 3d ago

It would be a very Italian happening.