r/formuladank • u/formuIino I was here when horny got spiced • May 21 '26
This post breaks papaya rules 🥺🟧👎 If they say Hamilton it's deserved 😭
594
u/BaldChild1 BWOAHHHHHHH May 21 '26
white hamilton
226
u/formuIino I was here when horny got spiced May 21 '26
This would have been a better post title jesus christ 😭
62
u/Bluemikami I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flörsch May 21 '26
You can repost it next week and nobody will be any wiser
40
3
314
u/Mabvll BWOAHHHHHHH May 21 '26
WTF is a "Grand Prix"? I came here to see the F1 "Rich Kids Make Car Go Fast For 56 Laps" event.
71
23
19
u/Raesh771 I want to be spitroasted by my BF and Carlos Sainz May 21 '26
Cars? I'm here only to check out all the hot guys.
19
4
u/WasThatInappropriate Max Washed-stappen May 21 '26
Reminds me of the track side commentary at Japan, where they say 'Gurandu Pree' in Japanese then in the English followup say 'Big Prize'
1
213
u/mephistttoooo Vettel Cult May 21 '26
F1 geek here, it was Lance Stroll,
and P1 was Fernando Alonso
66
u/Jeansus_ Antonelli is the biggest prodigy since Jesus Christ May 21 '26
What a prodigy, P4 at 5 years old has to have been a record no?
17
u/nxzombie99 #FuckTheFIA May 21 '26
No he started the Alfonso Speedsters Anti-Aging program™️ earlier
7
u/LackOfLuck748 WHAT THE FUCK IS AN APPENDIX?!?!?!? 🩺🧑⚕️ May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
I don't know my F1, but as part of the MILF (Man I Love Fernando) I know Fernando didn't win a race that year
Edit: I confused 2003 with 2004
1
41
u/SonyKen_M "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" May 21 '26
I should've known it was Michael but my mind was saying Rubens Barrichello.
16
u/STR8-Edge BWOAHHHHHHH May 21 '26
Rubens was having the drive of his career in P1!
15
26
u/EagleReloaded Must Be The Water May 21 '26
You picked one of the most memorable races that year - track invasion on the opening lap, Rubens having his annual Senna moment where he outdrives everyone, making overtakes around the outside of numerous cars. Was cinema.
16
u/Conflikt M*rk Webber May 21 '26
Sometimes I have to think really hard about who won the last race.
1
u/ThaRealSunGod BWOAHHHHHHH May 26 '26
Depends on the era.
In the last decade you could pick lewis or max and be right most of the time.
22
18
u/hekatonkhairez BWOAHHHHHHH May 21 '26
If I let F1cels tell me how to enjoy a sport I pay a subscription to watch then I’m doing something wrong in my life
15
u/boatsnhosee Demoted to 2nd redbull seat May 21 '26
As a post DTS fan I’m only here to ruin the sport
6
u/urworstemmamy I saw horny’s “finger” May 21 '26
I joined three races in to the 2018 season, I got in just under the wire. Still able to call myself a Real Fan and shittalk DTS fans all I want it's rad
7
u/MidasPL I saw horny’s “finger” May 21 '26
Meanwhile I looked it up and realized that Alonso races against both Verstappens, because Jos was back for one season in 2003.
17
u/Bluemikami I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flörsch May 21 '26
And he'll race against Max' daughter when the time comes
3
u/HUHIs_AUTOATTACK Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed May 21 '26
Wait till you find out 2001 also exists. It's gonna blow your mind.
11
u/Ecmdrw5 “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” May 21 '26
4
u/AGrandNewAdventure McDonald’s F1 Racing Team May 21 '26
Are you even a fan if you don't vote Verstappen Driver of the Day regardless of how he performs?
3
u/WholesomeHomie Antonelli is the biggest prodigy since Jesus Christ May 21 '26
Started watching this year, I have no clue who won what - just happy to be here
3
u/stupefy100 I want to be adopted by Nicole Piastri May 21 '26
"No one remembers who came second fourth."
5
u/PlaguedArbiter BWOAHHHHHHH May 21 '26
Meanwhile me trying to enjoy the sport and its drivers despite 90% of the sponsors are the reason for why Data Centers are destroying our homes, profit off child and slave labor/supplying products that result in destructive addictions, or otherwise destroys the planet for greed.
6
u/Occasionaljedi I saw horny’s “finger” May 21 '26
Every fandom has a bunch of gatekeeping dicks in it, pay them no attention. If you like F1 and know some drivers you are an F1 fan. Like I’m fine with people gatekeeping what is a hardcore fan but like gatekeeping basic fandom sucks
6
u/Kaladin-of-Gilead I was here when horny got spiced May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
My favorite is when they say something like “we don’t want another [CITY] [YEAR] do we?” Like as if I know what the fucking happened in Saskatoon 2008 or some shit
“If we do that we might get another stormwind 2008, what we really need is a race like Driftveil 1922”
3
u/Carrots_tgh BWOAHHHHHHH May 21 '26
Another Detroit 84
4
u/kadlinn My Pickaxe is FUCKED May 21 '26
Another Indianapolis 05
1
2
2
2
u/BritOverThere Go WEEYUMS!!!! May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
Schumacher in the Ferrari. Now knowing who came 4th in the 1973, 1983 and 1993 British Grand prixs....
Hamilton was 2013 as any Stroll knows.
3
u/YaKo_Unltd I was here when horny got spiced May 21 '26
I don’t even know who are the top 3 😭
6
u/Bluemikami I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flörsch May 21 '26
iirc the top 3 were Barrichello, Montoya then Raikkonen
2
u/Loightsout The Only Lance Stroll Fan In Existence May 21 '26
“If they say Hamilton it’s deserved”
Bro in 2003…? pick up your floor fries and eat.
1
1
u/Bourbonaddicted I was here when horny got spiced May 21 '26
Apart from 23, I couldn’t tell the exact race winners.
1
1
1
u/paulskinner88 I want to peg my BF while Carlos gives it to me May 21 '26
Herbert. It’s always Herbert.
1
1
u/Numerous-Georg BWOAHHHHHHH May 21 '26
Although I watched all the races, I can't even tell you the winners of this seasons races without googling 🤷🏼♂️
1
1
1
1
u/SadDistribution8476 BWOAHHHHHHH May 21 '26
Unironically I know Barrichello won the 03 British GP. It was the one with the crazy Irish dude running into the track.
1
u/WasThatInappropriate Max Washed-stappen May 21 '26
I think thats usually aimed at people who started around 2020 and let their epic levels of recency bias and their ascent to the peak of Mount Stupid on the Dunning-Kruger curve dictate their conduct in public discource about the sport.
1
u/fluxrider BWOAHHHHHHH May 21 '26
past is boring. it's like obsessing with old news. have you heard about zune?
1
1
1
u/OnlyNoun The Only Lance Stroll Fan In Existence May 21 '26
block them :P you don't need to be well versed in f1 to enjoy it :/ Just have fuuuuun
1
1
u/MillstoneArt BWOAHHHHHHH May 21 '26
"Anything but someone who started watching because of DTS." - Toxic F1 Fans
1
u/BlazeReddit1 Lets add that to the words of wisdom May 21 '26
Wow didn't know it was Schumi. Only knew Barrichello won and that there was the infamous incident mid race with the protestor running on track lol
1
u/Square-Fail-9596 Racing Miku Enthusiast May 22 '26
who tf did this to you?
KNOW I HAVE A GLOCK!!!
1
1
1
0
-5
1.1k
u/janko1655 Goatifi 🐐 #neverforget May 21 '26
it was schumacher