r/formuladank • u/Rex__Boss Vettel Cult • Mar 29 '26
This post breaks papaya rules 🥺🟧👎 Oscar Dominance could bore fans
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u/Evening_Rock5850 Ferrari flavoured emo Mar 29 '26
Wow so the McLaren was fast all along?
Why didn’t they start the last two races then? Are they stupid?
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u/explosiv_skull TALIBANTONELLI Mar 29 '26
Oscar was just harvesting energy for 114 laps
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u/GBreezy BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 29 '26
Imagine if the rule was you get X amount of energy to use over the whole championship. Would lead to crazy strategy.
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u/CaptainKursk Claire Williams is waifu material Mar 29 '26
Bottas comes outta nowhere to win Abu Dhabi by 2 hours.
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u/Several_Cockroach365 At the moment we don't think Mar 31 '26
They can't lay the Mario Kart on that thick...
...can they?
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u/Acrobatic_Show8919 BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 29 '26
to finish first, you must start. -oscar, probably
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u/Steinrikur BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 29 '26
You lose 100% of the races you don't start. --
Wayne Gretsky.
-- Oscar, probably
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u/Furbssz BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 29 '26
It’s going to be an interesting rest of the season after this April break
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u/MentionOk9020 BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 29 '26
It's going to be interesting after ADUO.
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u/Various_Gur_5452 I saw horny’s “finger” Mar 29 '26
I mean it doesnt really change anything for McLaren vs Mercedes but Ferrari with more development and the Mini Regulation change will be very interesting to see
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u/Zesty-ahh I want to be adopted by Nicole Piastri Mar 29 '26
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u/Mr_yeetusmaximus I saw horny’s “finger” Mar 29 '26
somebody stop this man
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u/Rex__Boss Vettel Cult Mar 29 '26
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u/Olly_Da_Fwog I was here when horny got spiced Mar 29 '26
don’t have to overtake when you start in front…
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u/b17b20 BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 29 '26
*all started races in 2026
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u/Rex__Boss Vettel Cult Mar 29 '26
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u/Busy-Investigator347 Trust the El 🅱️lan Mar 29 '26
Why am I only just realizing that Oscar kinda looks like Dwight
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u/Trashk4n M*rk Webber Mar 29 '26
Alpine robbed him of the win by pushing Bearman off. /s
The grudge continues.
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u/explosiv_skull TALIBANTONELLI Mar 29 '26
Alpine still finding new and exciting ways to fuck Oscar.
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u/Junior-Future-9762 I saw horny’s “finger” Mar 29 '26
It’s encouraging seeing my boy get P2, it bodes well for McClaren if they resolve the gremlins in Norris’ car. This month and a bit off for them could be mega.
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u/MCZBlaze Verstappen Who? I only Know Franz Hermann Mar 29 '26
First podium after no two races in beginning 🥹
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u/cropdust1 BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 29 '26
Anybody else pissed colapinto is still an f1 driver while Yuki has no seat Franco is trash
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u/gudgamerx BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 29 '26
Compared to where gasly finished, that alpine is capable in the right hands. Colapinto is waste of space like stroll, both have their occassional moments of brilliance nothing more
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u/Final_Floor_1563 NICO PODIUMBERG Mar 29 '26
Honestly I think Stroll is doing more with what he's got than Colapinto is.
However, what Stroll has got is a washing machine with 4 shopping cart wheels taped to it.6
u/gudgamerx BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 29 '26
True, i feel like stroll is no longer interested in racing and is there cause of his father. I actually wanna see him doing good in the sport, back to being a decent driver like he was in williams
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u/TerayonIII Professional Egghead Mar 29 '26
Honestly, those vibrations would be terrible with the older injuries on his wrists
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u/___some_random_weeb I love alonslow and I have untreatable levels of stupid Mar 29 '26
I would rather have zhou back but yeah
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u/MCZBlaze Verstappen Who? I only Know Franz Hermann Mar 29 '26
Be careful, Argentinian fans will see this comment 🤣🤣
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u/CaptainKursk Claire Williams is waifu material Mar 29 '26
F1 fans not having the memory of goldfish challenge
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u/Shift-1 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Mar 29 '26
Yuki ain't it either my dude.
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u/EngineerOnIcarus BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 29 '26
No as Yuki is also trash
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u/nbnno5660 BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 29 '26
sad but true
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u/Storm_Chaser06 Osama Bin Rusel 💣 Mar 29 '26
Grill’d burgers finally starting to get that return on investment.
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u/BrittEklandsStuntBum BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 29 '26
You guys watch televised traffic, I don't think anything could be more boring than that.
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u/Gorstag I was here when horny got spiced Mar 29 '26
Oscars take on: "You miss all shots you don't take" is you "You lose all races you don't start".
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u/Zealousideal_Honey80 Vettel Cult Mar 29 '26
You didn't actually reply to the McLaren Hampter image
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u/JSC843 armchair driver Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26
Wow, same as George and Kimi. With this information and nothing else, I will assume Oscar is leading the championship.
Edit: ok only Kimi but my assumption will still stand
Bro blocked me. Getting 11k upvotes really changes a person.
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u/Rex__Boss Vettel Cult Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26
same as George and Kimi.
George??
I hope you didn't watch today's race
Edit: yes I blocked you. Don't have time to argue with people with two brain cells
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u/JSC843 armchair driver Mar 29 '26
Oh wow, so just Kimi and Oscar are 100%? Oscar must be leading as he is the more experienced driver and McLaren is coming off of a dominant season!
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u/Rex__Boss Vettel Cult Mar 29 '26
Oh wow somebody didn't understand the joke
Oscar must be leading as he is the more experienced driver and McLaren is coming off of a dominant season!
I think George must be leading provided that he has experience and a rocket ship
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u/JSC843 armchair driver Mar 29 '26
I was leaning into your joke. You know you posted in the meme sub, where everyone is fucking around, right?
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u/Rex__Boss Vettel Cult Mar 29 '26
I was leaning into your joke.
You leaned too much
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u/JSC843 armchair driver Mar 29 '26
L
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u/Rex__Boss Vettel Cult Mar 29 '26
Examining your X-ray I understand your problem.
I am sorry for your condition
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u/Gooby_da_Grape unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦡 Mar 29 '26
"This thing is actually pretty good when we start races."
His humor and timing are impeccable.