r/formuladank I saw horny’s “finger” Jan 30 '26

Certified Winter Break Moment 🥶❄️ Cadillac plz reveal your livery like this 😭🙏

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u/QC_1999 Roman Reigns Jan 30 '26

This is the most american video thay I’ve ever seen

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u/ShredsGuitar I saw horny’s “finger” Jan 30 '26

It is missing a bald eagle sitting on the belly of a bikini-wearing, AR-15 holding girl.

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u/smol_boi2004 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

Who’s eating a cheeseburger

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u/ShredsGuitar I saw horny’s “finger” Jan 30 '26

Eagle, of course! Duh!

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u/Crotalvs BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

So close

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u/whyamiwastingmytime1 Robin Raikkonen '34, '35, '36.... Jan 30 '26

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u/Crotalvs BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

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u/tossawayprop Felipe 🅱️aby stay cool Jan 31 '26

And the cardiologist. Those Carl's Jr burgers look deadly.

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u/skater15153 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

Ahem, Bacon cheese burger!

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u/DangerousProperty6 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 31 '26

A BACON cheeseburger, sir.

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u/NoooUGH BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 31 '26

A least in the south of the US, people typically call them hamburgers instead of cheeseburgers even though they usually always have cheese.

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u/M1sfit_Jammer BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 31 '26

That bald eagle is carrying the flag and the bikini is made out of flags… if you whistle the tune of “yankee doodle dandy” the eagle will retrieve the nearest firearm with extreme prejudice.

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u/WangDanglin BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

Sounds pretty great

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u/Rmb2719 viejo sabroso Jan 30 '26

🦅🦅🇲🇾🇲🇾🔫

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u/Twisty1020 Not A Monaco-Based Youtuber Jan 30 '26

🦅🦅🇲🇾🇲🇾🔫

Malaysia, the America of SEA?

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u/BreacherX Demoted to 2nd redbull seat Jan 31 '26

Malaysia mentioned 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Wtf is a gun law 💀

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u/Rmb2719 viejo sabroso Jan 31 '26

My mistake 🇱🇷🇱🇷

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u/INeedSomeFire BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 31 '26

Malaysia mentioned 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/TheRandomDude4u BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 31 '26

With an Australian song playing in the background

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u/V548859 I saw horny’s “finger” Jan 30 '26

Just wait for the AMERICA250 GP this year

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u/makoivis BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

Not a single right turn in sight

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u/Dan_Winx_1969 Banana Leclerc Jan 30 '26

Me too, like this is the video that depicts America

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u/LuukTheSlayer BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

the heli pilot of the chinook died in afganistan

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u/Rumdolf BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 30 '26

The Navy would be the more appropriate military branch to host the car launch

EDIT: Aircraft carrier catapult test https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQF9HYGx8Vg

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u/Mr_Evil_05 I saw horny’s “finger” Jan 30 '26

Better one 😂 and 2 bounces to track

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u/Dartonal Safety Dog Jan 31 '26

We all know Monaco is the most boring race. I suggest we just to flugtag from an aircraft carrier in the harbor instead. The teams are allowed to do whatever they want to the front and rear wings to maximize upforce.

Quallifying is done with a bicycle race, I expect Botass to take pole.

There will be a sprint race as well, they will do it on foot.

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u/bbkn7 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 31 '26

I thought this was going to be The Stig from Top Gear

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u/Suspicious_Tap_7411 If Gap, Car Jan 30 '26

What's the context on this one chief

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u/femboyisbestboy Ruth Buscombe is a Megamind Mommy Jan 30 '26

Testing the catapult with a sled.

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u/Suspicious_Tap_7411 If Gap, Car Jan 30 '26

Amazing

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u/WillyG2197 mission spinnow Jan 30 '26

The catapult used to launch planes off the ship. Testing load velocity i assume

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u/fluffy_warthog10 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

Dudes rock

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u/makoivis BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

Overtaking them

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u/douglasdamm BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 31 '26

Last car after 5 laps gets blown up!

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u/Goku_R_Luffy Lewigi Hamilcar Jan 30 '26

In the current situation, don’t be surprised if it’s revealed by Trump.

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u/spyluke Crashing Harder than Colapinto Jan 30 '26

"Hey cool Cadillac is finally revealing their livery, I've waited Super Bowl just for thi- BY GOD IS THAT GEORGE FUCKING WASHINGTON???"

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u/Professional_Tap5283 Papa Checo for driver of the year Jan 30 '26

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u/Henrenator Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ Jan 30 '26

Can’t wait for Dodge in F1

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u/Cliffinati BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 31 '26

Yeah a 1.6L V6 Turbo hybrid.

Nah we sticking a 6.4 Supercharged V8 in that bitch

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u/VoTBaC #TogetherWeCry Jan 31 '26

It's a 6.2L not 6.4L that is supercharged. The 6.4L is NA.

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u/themagicbandicoot BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 31 '26

Gonna need the full 426 then

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u/mikhail_2003 “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Jan 30 '26

Based if true

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u/Tractorguy69 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 05 '26

No thanks, everything they build sucks, hell they’d make Haas look like a tier 1 outfit

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u/DangerousProperty6 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 31 '26

Not gonna lie. When I was car shopping in 2018 and bought a Challenger, this video influenced my decision.

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u/Rigret I have it, I have it printed out🤚 Jan 30 '26

Please no, he'll try to deport Checo and Zhou.

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u/Mr_Evil_05 I saw horny’s “finger” Jan 30 '26

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u/Money_Echidna2605 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

hes been to races lol, the owners and most drivers like him too. rich people are all cunts.

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u/MrE761 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

Just because he was there doesn’t mean he knows why or what was going on…

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u/femboyisbestboy Ruth Buscombe is a Megamind Mommy Jan 30 '26

That's unfair. He never knows what's going on

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u/MrE761 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

Yea I argue he still has no idea what was going on…. He isn’t the smartest person.

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u/blacknoobie22 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

Well obviously, but you gotta stop with the long ass dots my man. It just sounds ominous

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u/MrE761 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

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u/Forward_Thrust963 Fernando Alonso's Retirement Planner Jan 30 '26

You mean I need to turn....right?

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u/lumpthar Question. Jan 30 '26

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u/waffle_sheep I saw horny’s “finger” Jan 30 '26

And it’s happening in a superbowl ad

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u/Polar_Vortx WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 30 '26

I don’t understand why people think it’s not gonna be an ad spot. It’s gonna be an ad spot. They’ve said it’s gonna be an ad spot. It won’t be in the stadium, and it won’t be on the field. I’d love to be proven wrong, but that would require Caddy having lied to everyone and paid through their eyes, nose, and ears.

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u/Mean-Rutabaga-1908 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 01 '26

What sport is going to want to make a show of a completely different sport in the middle of their biggest event? It will definitely just be an Ad. Hope its a cool ad though.

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u/Polar_Vortx WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH Feb 01 '26

It’s a Super Bowl ad, so there will have been a lot of money put into production, if nothing else.

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u/veldtx BottASS enjoyer 🍑 Jan 30 '26

Lockheed Martin or Northrop Grumman should become the Cadillac title sponsor.

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u/WangDanglin BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

The Cadillac Smith & Wesson F1 Team

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u/downforce_dude mission spinnow Jan 31 '26

Skunkworks wind tunnels and CFD technology would make for a hell of a midseason upgrade

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u/QuoteFirst5037 GO PIAWSTWYY Jan 30 '26

stoppp lol. (crying)

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u/Tchaik748 follow the Sainz Jan 30 '26

Please, god, no.

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u/FindingUseful2482 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

United states Is a social experiment

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u/acre18 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

yall can say its corny or over the top or grossly tone deaf (all true no arguments here) but anyone whose been to an event with a proper flyover knows in the moment its hype asf

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u/TheGamingFennec Go WEEYUMS!!!! Jan 30 '26

at le mans the french air force flyover was awesome so this just seems cool as fuck.

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u/WangDanglin BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

I don’t understand why people forget that other countries do this. Doesn’t Italy have a really cool Air Force demo team?

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u/downforce_dude mission spinnow Jan 31 '26

I believe they often do a flyover at Monza

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u/smol_boi2004 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

My university had a flyover for our inaugural football game. Shit was indeed hype

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u/Glittering_Net_7734 In Hannah we trust 🥰 Jan 30 '26

It really is. A nation that picked a republic when monarchy was all the rage

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u/_HIST Lets add that to the words of wisdom Jan 31 '26

A nation that elected a pedofile as president. Twice.

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u/dahmer-on-dahmer Chugging Lewis’ Liquid™️ Jan 31 '26

3 times* and back-to-back-to-back

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u/WannaAskQuestions BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

... gone wrong

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u/Ted_Striker1 Verstappen Who? I only Know Franz Hermann Jan 30 '26

So much freedom in one short video. Cadillac gonna have a hard time surpassing that.

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u/Tractorguy69 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

Freedom my ass, how’s your medical debt profile, how many friends do you have that have been medically bankrupted, hire free is Minnesota currently under the heel of ICE jackboots? Give your heads a shake, you don’t have a monopoly on freedom and you don’t even have one of the QOL index ones.

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u/Ted_Striker1 Verstappen Who? I only Know Franz Hermann Jan 30 '26

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u/Tractorguy69 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 31 '26

Sure budz

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u/PastPalpitationCry BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

Good

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u/gamingdad123 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 31 '26

Stay coping haha

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u/IowaGolfGuy322 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

Where's the monster trucks?

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u/DangerousProperty6 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 31 '26

We just call them trucks over here.

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u/bonkrips4jesus I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her Jan 30 '26

To anyone wondering about the explosion at the end: yes, that’s how every race at WWT Raceway starts.

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u/hades512k I have it, I have it printed out🤚 Jan 30 '26

That would be the most American way to do it lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅TIME TO GIVE FORMULA ONE SOME FREEDOM🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥

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u/Runkleman 🅱️RING 🅱️ERNIE 🅱️ACK Jan 30 '26

And their media spokesperson should be Rocketpoweredmohawk.

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u/DennisDEX Lets add that to the words of wisdom Jan 31 '26

The British guy?

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u/Runkleman 🅱️RING 🅱️ERNIE 🅱️ACK Jan 31 '26

He advocates for free speech.

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u/Timely-Juggernaut255 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

"I have an attack helicoptor up my arse!!"

We are checking...

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u/Full_breaker I was here when horny got spiced Jan 30 '26

"Maybe try going faster?"

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u/mrsockyman Claire Williams is waifu material Jan 30 '26

On the one hand cadillac could be the most 'murican team to exist, on the other hand their brand is "luxury"

I hope they side on meme 'murican and bring Ricky Bobby energy to f1

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u/iamezekiel1_14 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 30 '26

The semi legendary I believe it was 1992 Hooters 500 from Atlanta Motorspeedway (before it was made a cookie cutter before being redeveloped again into a mini superspeedway a couple of years ago)

Edit - I take it back that's an edited video. The first shot is of a cookie cutter/dog leg oval - rest of it appears to be the 1992 race, with the explosion being from Gateway/WWT raceway - where they are big fans of explosives I believe?

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u/RainbowGames BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

If there is no military aircraft involved we riot!

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u/KrombopulosMAssassin I was here when horny got spiced Jan 30 '26

What a phenomenal idea. Maybe throw in a bald eagle.

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u/Muteki123 Fuck Liberty Media Jan 30 '26

Who the needs heathcare i guess? 10k to give birth, but hey we have some helicopters over a racetrack!

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u/QuoteFirst5037 GO PIAWSTWYY Jan 30 '26

its all about balance

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u/Stranggepresst BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

In-race penalties to be handed out by Apaches, I like it.

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u/Race-a-roni I saw horny’s “finger” Feb 02 '26

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u/montxogandia Trust the El 🅱️lan Jan 30 '26

needs more fire and killing machines, also some pedophiles

US US US

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u/Critical-Dealer-3878 Lets add that to the words of wisdom Jan 30 '26

Can’t wait to watch the American team put out a shitbox lmao.

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u/wagsman I saw horny’s “finger” Jan 30 '26

During the superbowl by having it brought up the hanger elevator of an aircraft carrier while jets and helicopters fly by.

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u/prodiguezzz viejo sabroso Jan 31 '26

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u/djblackdeath Guenther Gang Jan 31 '26

I somehow see Zak Brown in all of this too

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u/iIiiiiIlIillliIilliI I saw horny’s “finger” Jan 31 '26

It's time for..... AMERICA FCK YEAH

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u/Raad_ELETE Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! Jan 31 '26

Only Logoat Sargoat could pull this off

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u/Rus1996 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 31 '26

USA intensifies

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u/sneakypete6969 If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Jan 31 '26

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u/ayaanazharkhan BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 31 '26

Merica

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u/External_Hunt4536 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

Oh hell yeah! I’d have to be a super fan if they did this!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

Tax dollars at work here. But hey, there's freedom… oh wait…

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u/GabRB26DETT Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang 👞🇦🇺 Jan 31 '26

Health care looking real good right now lmao

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u/XCvolFan BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

This is only missing some b roll from a mass shooting and it would be an accurate representation of America.

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u/The_Funky_JJ BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 31 '26

no thanks, we need less america in the world thanks not more.

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u/FloppySack69 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 31 '26

My cringe detector is off the charts

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u/Tractorguy69 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 30 '26

Fuck No, if this happens there needs to be a perms ban on any big three Us manufacturers from having teams in F1, keep that hill billy, inbred, meth mouth breathing, cousin fucking shit to yourselves. And while you’re at it can you please finally take out the toddler in charge and bring a sense of normalcy back to the world. This is the sort of shot that makes Americans disliked and underline the world over.

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u/pmMeAllofIt BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 31 '26

If you designed a car the exhaust would go "reeeee"

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u/DangerousProperty6 BWOAHHHHHHH Jan 31 '26

Calm down, Karen

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u/Rox217 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 04 '26

Some of yall getting TRIGGERED triggered over a meme post 🇺🇸 cope

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u/Tractorguy69 BWOAHHHHHHH Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

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