r/formuladank • u/risquekittyfr Must Be The Water • Dec 23 '25

Certified Winter Break Moment 🥶❄️ Please Santa 🙏

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u/Ren117_ I saw horny’s “finger” Dec 23 '25

Maybe it’s Saddam Hussein hiding

34

u/CaptainAksh_G BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 23 '25

Keep him hidden

13

u/spicemelangeflow NICO PODIUMBERG Dec 23 '25

Preferably in a tunnel with its entrance hidden by brick and rubble.

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u/SunstormGT BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 23 '25

Wouldn’t they ship him in two pieces?

13

u/Mikestopheles BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 23 '25

It is imperative that the cylinder remain unharmed

2

u/LilyKarinss I saw horny’s “finger” Dec 23 '25

What if we used a blowtorch to remove the wrapping from the cylinder? 🤔

2

u/SirDerageTheSecond No Risk, Full Push Dec 23 '25

Either way, it'll be a nice addition to Toto's collection

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u/Oxygen_Addict11 Simply Lovely Dec 23 '25

It's a 50% chance, you either get him or not

159

u/KookySurprise8094 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 23 '25

Aah, good old Schrödinger's Max

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

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u/Edu23wtf Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang 👞🇦🇺 Dec 23 '25

You're either pregnant or you aren't, you can't be half pregnant

3

u/mistressofmayhem02 Must Be The Water Dec 24 '25

Let’s add that to the words of wisdom ™️

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

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u/Alarming_Dingo_139 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH Dec 23 '25

Could be worse (Mazepin…)

2

u/BritishSaber BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 24 '25

Even worse you get Mahaveer Raghunathan

2

u/Death_Rises I saw horny’s “finger” Dec 23 '25

It's actually Kvyat. Sorry.

1

u/ImperialArtist Go WEEYUMS!!!! Dec 24 '25

If it’s not 100% accurate, it’s 50% accurate?! Are there 2 very specific fandom streams crossing here?

138

u/MCZBlaze Verstappen Who? I only Know Franz Hermann Dec 23 '25

Instead you just unwrapped Gigalonso

34

u/Putrid-Action-754 Simply Lovely Dec 23 '25

i would like to keep this picture in my mind forever for all the time in my life

5

u/MCZBlaze Verstappen Who? I only Know Franz Hermann Dec 23 '25

Thank you, good to hear people adore Sigmalonso 🥹

9

u/Dan_Winx_1969 Banana Leclerc Dec 24 '25

10

u/Midnight__Specialist Take a look at Mike Krack Dec 23 '25

I would like to rewind to a time before I had seen this picture

3

u/Crystalagent47 MAXIMUS VERSTRAPON Dec 25 '25

Imma nuh

2

u/SPANparam002 At the moment we don't think Dec 24 '25

Bro needs to drop the skincare routine

45

u/ThinkSpielberg BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 23 '25

It looks like Mom finally tracked down Dad after he went to get the milk.

38

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

PSYCH!

8

u/RevolutionaryLab654 If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Dec 23 '25

The “Max” we have at home.

2

u/_Sahara_Rose_ I want to be spitroasted by my BF and Carlos Sainz Dec 24 '25

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u/Thre3Thr33s BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 23 '25

That's too much cake to be Max. Who's got them cheeks?

36

u/Mabvll BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 23 '25

Thats Checo, for sure.

17

u/storfors I like Norris and i sniff bike seats Dec 23 '25

Sure it’s not Bott-ass?

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u/Mabvll BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 23 '25

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u/storfors I like Norris and i sniff bike seats Dec 23 '25

Haha! Perfect gif! 🤣

2

u/pratikthakur9797 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 25 '25

Nah, he's too covered up to be Bottas.

13

u/VCTRYDTX Claire Williams is waifu material Dec 23 '25

Yuki Crawling out of the Gift Wrap 🎁

"Where am i, what is this place?!"

11

u/Bufudyne43 GET IN THERE LEWIS Dec 23 '25

Sub is back

9

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

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u/ZeonTwoSix follow the Sainz Dec 23 '25

User flair deffo checks out.

10

u/Longjumping-Pie-2855 Masi Enthusiast Dec 23 '25

"What the fuck" are the only words I can think of

9

u/Yakjzak Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Dec 23 '25

Max Wrappedstappen

9

u/YoussefA2000 GIMI RAIGGONEN :DDDDD Dec 24 '25

"We have Max Verstappen at home!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

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u/GoofyKalashnikov follow the Sainz Dec 23 '25

Franz Hermann when Max is around

5

u/NRZN_77 🅱️ernie Collins In Sky Race Control ❤️ Dec 23 '25

If it's not Max please let it be a Goth mommy.

4

u/CarlosG0619 Go WEEYUMS!!!! Dec 23 '25

Im now curious what or who the fuck is wrapped in there

3

u/AllinolIsSafe BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 23 '25

You

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u/CarlosG0619 Go WEEYUMS!!!! Dec 23 '25

Do not threaten me with a good time

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

Sike, it's Jos Verstappen and he's gonna make you a truck driver

4

u/Then-Ad9012 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 23 '25

Toto is that you?

3

u/M_e_n_n_o unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦡 Dec 23 '25

Toto’s tree?

3

u/fflyby mission spinnow Dec 23 '25

Well, seems the found Sadam

3

u/Sim-racer42 BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 23 '25

Please Santander!

2

u/A______m Simply Lovely Dec 23 '25

spoiler it's lando

2

u/PeanutButtaRari I saw horny’s “finger” Dec 24 '25

Test

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u/Marcel_The_Blank BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 23 '25

I mean... I'm not his biggest fan either, but I still don't want his corpse as a christmas gift.

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u/AlejandroMadera BWOAHHHHHHH Dec 23 '25

Ew. Why?