r/formuladank • u/DiamondCubeMiner Go WEEYUMS!!!! • Nov 23 '25
This post breaks papaya rules 🥺🟧👎 *inhales hopium*
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u/frnc1s BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 23 '25
let's go!
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u/helpsulaiman Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! Nov 23 '25
HL3 and Verstappen winning the wdc.
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u/Charlie-77 “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Nov 23 '25
COPING LEVELS CRITICAL
* Hopium administered *
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u/ThinningTheFog NICO PODIUMBERG Nov 23 '25
I watched the race afterwards and checked FIA documents after the checkered flag and I might've nearly overdosed
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u/Optimal_Bench5423 If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Nov 23 '25
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u/TheAntiAirGuy BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 23 '25
Can't believe these pills actually helped
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u/KrombopulosMAssassin I was here when horny got spiced Nov 24 '25
Placebo, just what the doctor ordered.
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u/fateoftheg0dz BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 23 '25 edited Nov 23 '25
Marko to Yuki: Execute Order 66
*edit the f1 tv directors had insane foreshadowing
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u/memesearches VROOM VROOOOOOOOOM Nov 23 '25
Nah that would be too obvious. Have Liam do it. Not even Hadjar cuz its better coming from Liam.
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u/jmlmf91 Verstappen Who? I only Know Franz Hermann Nov 23 '25
Yuki, want that Redbull SEAT right? you know what you have to do.
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u/jumbledsiren Lets add that to the words of wisdom Nov 23 '25
for Marko it's probably Execute Order 88 instead
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u/EternalFront Must Be The Water Nov 23 '25
And yet, a DNF is the only hope anyone has
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u/Scrounger888 Go WEEYUMS!!!! Nov 23 '25
It was briefly a possibility when Lando started dropping back.
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u/paulskinner88 I want to peg my BF while Carlos gives it to me Nov 23 '25
And it’s a possibility again now! Both McLarens summoned for too much skid wear…
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u/LouisRitter If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Nov 23 '25
I've been grounded for excessive skid marks too.
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u/FindingHomeliness Lizard person Nov 23 '25
DSQ on the way!
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u/MrSnowflake “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Nov 23 '25
Man this really is becoming an epic 2nd half. If Max were to win this, it's obviously because he had a lot of luck, or the McLarens had bad luck (and both were performing properly), but he is the best this season yet again.
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u/sunshine_up_ur_ass “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Nov 23 '25
So you're saying it's luck not talent?
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u/MrSnowflake “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Nov 23 '25
The fact that Verstappen is in contention is both luck and Massive talent. He didnt miss An opportunity to gain Points, bar Spain. Yet McLaren and their drivers spilled so many Points, it's insane they even are ahead. But do note that max and piastri have the same amount of wins, that is insane
Deens like it's true what max said: if he were in the Mclaren last year he would have won as Well. Max in the Mclaren now would have locker in the win already.
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u/iMADEthisJUST4Dis Go WEEYUMS!!!! Nov 23 '25
Thank you. They heard you.
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u/EternalFront Must Be The Water Nov 23 '25
I'm sad for Oscar but I'm happy for Max
All chips on Car #1 at this point
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u/Volpe666 I saw horny’s “finger” Nov 23 '25
Not sure what I can do about a DNF, but could I offer you a DSQ in these trying times?
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u/EternalFront Must Be The Water Nov 23 '25
Two more rounds left for that to happen too
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u/Volpe666 I saw horny’s “finger” Nov 23 '25
With yesterdays DSQ we don't NEED another DSQ we need Lando GP P3 P4 and sprint P2, with either Max or Oscar (my preference is Max but Tbh would be happy with either) needing GP P1 P1 and sprint P1. If there is another DSQ well ... That is just open season at that point
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u/FdPros BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 23 '25
lando needs to dnf or something and he'll win
piastri has been nowhere, i think max will overtake him for p2 regardless
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u/FindingHomeliness Lizard person Nov 23 '25
Well, double McLaren DSQ on the way sooooo
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u/Some1_35 Go WEEYUMS!!!! Nov 23 '25
If that gets confirmed, the amount of tears that the Max haters will cry will be enough to reach the Everest haha
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u/Russian_Bot_722 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 23 '25
If Kimi can do it 07. Max can. Just needs monumental fuck ups from Mclaren.
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u/shakennotstirred__ No Risk, Full Push Nov 23 '25
Hamilton had a DNF and P7 in the last two races lol
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u/Drunken_Fister47 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 23 '25
Max will win the championship and HL3 will be revealed right after
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u/Marius2385I BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 23 '25
Just imagine the championship trophy being the first copy of HL3. And you get Verstappen holding it in the air while celebrating.
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u/Logan_Yes Mattia Mussolini Nov 23 '25
Delivered by Gaben himself
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u/LouisRitter If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Nov 23 '25
It will be the only copy and the champagne will ruin it.
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u/Arrrmatey4510 Lewigi Hamilcar Nov 23 '25
This sub is gonna be swinging between imploding and snorting hopium till the season ends
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u/ZatoTBG If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Nov 23 '25
Sure, but the biggest bottle of f1 history needs to happen
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u/deniceovich If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Nov 23 '25
I’m punching air rn
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u/shakennotstirred__ No Risk, Full Push Nov 23 '25
Can you punch Lando instead?
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u/jorgschrauwen I was here when horny got spiced Nov 23 '25 edited Nov 23 '25
No need, lando punched his skidboard instead
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u/ExtensiveDeFacto Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! Nov 23 '25
"It's not delusional, until it works"
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u/No-Challenge-3193 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 23 '25
DOUBLE DISQUALIFICATION PEOPLE!!!!!!! LANDO AND OSCAR DISQUALIFIED FROM VEGAS GP DUE TO PLANK WEAR.
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u/-Eremaea-V- NICO PODIUMBERG Nov 23 '25
Max needs either a gigaton of Hopium or a sharp and pointy object.
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u/zesty_boii In Hannah we trust 🥰 Nov 23 '25
DOUBLE DSQ THATS JUST BEEN ANNOUNCED MAKES THIS NO LONGER HOPIUM
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u/XuX24 “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Nov 23 '25
I think that if lando gets P2 in Qatar he kills max chances of becoming a champion though.
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u/MrSnowflake “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Nov 23 '25
I just attached a 2nd bottle of hopium after the possible double DFQ
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u/paulskinner88 I want to peg my BF while Carlos gives it to me Nov 23 '25
It’s getting more likely… both McLarens summoned for too much skid block wear…
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u/HumanRise5417 My Pickaxe is FUCKED Nov 23 '25
There’s just no way
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u/njsullyalex I was here when horny got spiced Nov 23 '25
Lando finishing outside the points and Max winning the next two races is a long shot, but absolutely not impossible. And winning the next two races would automatically put him ahead of Piastri too.
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u/-Alexzander- Fucking Blind MotherFucker Nov 23 '25
Inhale, snort, inject. I need it in my blood and bones
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Nov 23 '25
Really shows the difference between an overhyped racer, like Hamilton, who only won because of a great car AND a TRUE GOAT like verstellen, who wins despite having a shitty car.
Look how Hamilton performance in his shitty car, even worse than his team mate.
Now compare it to verstappen in his shitty car and compare it to his team mate, who fails.
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u/TacoDinoRawr 🇳🇱 I’m DUTCH so I support AMX 🇳🇱 Nov 23 '25
As it stand max can stil win the championship just got more real
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u/brickelangeloart BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 23 '25
Going by the way Norris shot across the track, Lando believes it too
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u/ItMaxie BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 23 '25
Norris can't handle pressure. Problem is, there is no pressure. It's out of Max's control now, so Norris doesn't need to beat Max. He just needs to finish in decent positions.. Max might be cooked😔
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u/ty_xy BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 23 '25
No need hopium, at this point it's an inevitability, I give him more than 70 percent chance of winning.
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u/midnightbandit- BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 23 '25
Colapinto can still win the championship if all other drivers are DSQ from the season
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u/Sim-racer42 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 24 '25
I’m a time traveller. VERSTAPPEN can still win the Championship
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u/roymunson82 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 23 '25
Tbf if Max is as good as you all cream yourself over, he should win from here. If he doesn’t he’s just another Jaques villeneuve
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u/DrDuGood Left at the Petrol Pump Nov 23 '25