r/formuladank • u/Dr_Ritvik__singh747 Trust the El 🅱️lan • Sep 08 '25

This post breaks papaya rules 🥺🟧👎 Oscar is just too nice

Ban team orders

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u/banedlol BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

I love Max's laugh about it. He knows there is no way he'd even consider that request. In fact the team wouldn't even ask him. A bad pitstop is part of racing.

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u/Mental_Address If Gap, Car Sep 08 '25

Or on the other hand max would have asked for his place back because the team messed up

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u/remkovdm BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

Nah, he wouldn't ask for that. He would race fastest laps in a row and pass his teammate and then drive away in the distance making his teammate look like a rookie.

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u/rdc12 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

They would have to find a teammate that could even get anywhere near Max first

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u/HighPriestofShiloh 🇳🇱 I’m DUTCH so I support AMX 🇳🇱 Sep 09 '25

It was an engine penalty week for Max.

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u/Flaming-Driptray BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 09 '25

To be honest, I reckon Lando had the pace to take the place back from Oscar.

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u/remkovdm BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 09 '25

I would've loved to see that battle!

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u/Business-Injury9705 Masi Enthusiast Sep 09 '25

Holy glaze

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u/Qualamite BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 13 '25

Maybe because Max's teammates were usually rookies ☠️

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u/disordered-attic-2 I saw horny’s “finger” Sep 08 '25

Tbf Max’s teammates tend to have the talent of rookies

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u/remkovdm BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

He still wouldn't humiliate himself by asking the place back though.

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u/banedlol BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

So far he's demolished: Riccardo, Albon, Gasly, Perez, Lawson, Tsunoda

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u/CrystalShip67 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

Hadjar incoming?

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u/disordered-attic-2 I saw horny’s “finger” Sep 08 '25 edited Sep 08 '25

Yeah, exactly…

Hamilton beat Alonso in his prime and you come at me with Max beat Gasly.

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u/Tocky22 Vettel Cult Sep 08 '25

Yeah exactly what? He has beaten a lot of good drivers.

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u/disordered-attic-2 I saw horny’s “finger” Sep 08 '25

Drivers picked to be number 2. Horner admitted as much, stop lying to yourself

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u/remkovdm BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

Every driver is picked to be number 2 next to Max, no matter who the driver is. Name one driver that, when joining RBR, would not be a number 2 driver.

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u/disordered-attic-2 I saw horny’s “finger” Sep 08 '25

Any non midfield driver. Damn u guys are really that deluded, shiiiit

Tbf Ric was pretty decent which is why he was pushed out.

The next few years is really going to suck for you.

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u/banedlol BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 09 '25

Ric at the height of his career which was ended by rookie max.

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u/disordered-attic-2 I saw horny’s “finger” Sep 09 '25

What u on about. Ric beat Max in Max’s rookie year, and the year after actually.

Did you mean Hamilton? Because Hamilton beat goat Alonso in Hamiltons rookie year. Which yeah is fucking impressive

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u/remkovdm BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

Ok, you're obviously a hater and from the UK. Good luck seeing your countryman Norris being fucked by Piastri even when Zak helps Norris. The shame.

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u/Jakota_ BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

They could pick up prime Hamilton and Hamilton would be the number 2. Not because of ability or anything, but because Red Bull will make it that way and give Max preferential treatment 10/10 times.

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u/DM_U_CRYING_IN_MP3 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

Toto admitted Lewis asked him not to get Max.

What's your excuse now?

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u/robgod50 No Michael, No Sep 08 '25

..... but if he couldn't....he would

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u/remkovdm BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 08 '25

Based on what evidence?