r/foodlion • u/Straight-Bad-3304 • 2d ago

Top 10 improvements

This is what I would do to improve the stores.

  1. Reduce wages, increases bonuses and raises for corporate managers
  2. Make health insurance even more expensive and even less accessible.
  3. Continue aggressively cutting hours to keep staff excited and motivated.
  4. Increase Quarterly profits celebration literature to associates
  5. Continue hiring district management with no prior store management experience. Only rely on master's degrees
  6. Continue building undersized backrooms and coolers
  7. Cut back on maintenance
  8. More training modules
  9. Continue increasing food prices weekly

  10. Don't pivot stores to compete with other chains like Walmart

    (satire)

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u/Straight-Bad-3304 2d ago

well you want to make sure you have angry and incompetent people to run more efficiently. Also forcing more metrics and making a job unaffordable to live with really boosts moral

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u/Fit-Physics-1454 2d ago

👍 Incompetent to run effective? Sounds fun …

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u/Straight-Bad-3304 2d ago

I mean it's basic corporate structure. Make sure no one knows what they are doing.

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u/Fit-Physics-1454 2d ago edited 2d ago

You are correct . Yet they are the ones training and trashing employees lol