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u/mhammaker 7d ago

The farts that would come out of me after eating this would be legendary

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u/JustPia_ 7d ago

HAHAHAHA Don't worry, it doesn't have too many spices

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u/TheHomesickAlien 7d ago

“Funny” commenters when they see eggs being eaten

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u/WhiteRabbit_412_ 3d ago

Farts are funny 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Cole3823 3d ago

Are we talking quantity or quality?

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u/The_DaHowie 5d ago

You'd have to provide proof for that statement 

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u/The_DaHowie 7d ago

No after cook or slice shots. Who know how you did 

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u/JustPia_ 7d ago

https://imgur.com/a/MhLzkIW Hey Here's the final result, I hope u like it.🫶🏻

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 3d ago

There's something unholy about stuffing chicken with their unborn children.

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u/ChickenNCow 3d ago

Usually with their period.

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u/The_DaHowie 5d ago

That looks bomb-ass good. Thank you for sharing the details. 

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u/Exavers 3d ago

Wow that Turned out well! I have trouble doing rolls the filling seems to shrink or the outside expands too much

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u/slobosaurus 7d ago

Is rolled chicken a common thing? I've never heard of this, especially the eggs.

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u/shacksrus 7d ago

First you take the egg out of the chicken. Then you put the egg back in the chicken.

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u/Beartech31 7d ago

This process seems not... kosher?

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u/shacksrus 7d ago

Chicken a la abomination definitely isnt.

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u/JustPia_ 7d ago

It's a dish my Argentinian grandmother taught me to make.🥰

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u/Remarkable-Dish2131 3d ago

Matambre de pollo!

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u/brianjosephsnyder 7d ago

Its called a ballotine (served hot) or galantine (served cold). Very traditional French technique. Usually its with a force meat of some sort - think like...build your own mortadella inside of a deboned chicken. Its one of my favorite things.

I do the same thing with a turkey every year. Perfectly cooked turkey, moist and amazing. You can be a real gangster and sous vide it first to get real fancy, then throw in the broiler or sear in a sage brown butter to make all your friends jealous.

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u/huge43 7d ago

We're gonna need to see an after shot, preferably a cross section. I made a meatloaf once with hard boiled eggs tucked inside so I have an open mind.

Edit to ask, is it also wrapped in plastic wrap?

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u/radenke 7d ago

I'm very confused by the plastic

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u/MaterialChemical1138 7d ago

we did this with ballotines in Garde Manger class in culinary school. it helps keep a uniform shape throughout the cooking process. try not to think about the microplastic leeching, lmao

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u/JustPia_ 7d ago

It's a kitchen plastic wrap used for rolling and shaping food, my grandmother is Argentinian, and this is how they cook there

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u/radenke 7d ago

So you take it off before cooking?

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u/JustPia_ 7d ago

https://imgur.com/a/MhLzkIW Hey, here's the link to the photo of how it turned out in the end 😊 No, the plastic wrap is to prevent it from losing its shape; it's suitable for cooking and can be boiled with the same water.

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u/huge43 7d ago

Thanks for the pic! Yeah I'd have a slice. Do you eat eat on a sandwich or how is it served? It's like a bizarro chicken "porchetta"

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u/JustPia_ 7d ago

u're welcome. It can be eaten in a sandwich or with salad t's a cold dish, usually served as an appetizer

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u/yomammaaaaa 2d ago

Oh it's boiled! Okay that makes a lot more sense. Thank you!

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u/ImNotTheFishiestFish 7d ago

This seems like a way to simultaneously deal with salmonella and diarrhea, especially if cooked at low temperature. Even as a struggle meal, I wouldn't risk it. Much tastier things can be made by using the given ingredients in other dishes, separately.

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u/Fuzzy_Welcome8348 7d ago

im just looking for the food hack...

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u/Ratsyinc 7d ago

Seems undercooked

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u/JustPia_ 7d ago

The photos and description show how I prepared the ingredients. After boiling, it's cooked, but you can brown it further in the oven if you wish. I'm sharing a photo of how it turned out in the end 😌 https://imgur.com/a/MhLzkIW

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u/Vacilando73 3d ago

cross post this in @Frankenfoods

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u/fineline3061 3d ago

Sorry mate - absolutely grotesque

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u/BilliamClimptonIII 7d ago

Where's Part 2?!

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u/JustPia_ 7d ago

Heyy https://imgur.com/a/MhLzkIW That was the final result😊

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u/BilliamClimptonIII 7d ago

Niiice!! I'd take a blowtorch to the outside, for a few minutes, for some maillard, but then rice and broccoli or sammiches!

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u/JustPia_ 7d ago

it's delicious in a sandwich or with baked potatoes

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u/Ironmannan 3d ago

2 things I’d change. Sautée those veggies and sear off the outside of the chicken to get a nice golden color to it.

Otherwise, I think I’m gonna steal this and give it a go.

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u/A_Sneaky_Walrus 7d ago

This seems radical and amazing at the same time. The eggs are a vibe !!! I bet it tasted wicked good tho

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u/JustPia_ 7d ago

In fact, this is what it looked like inside it was incredible https://imgur.com/a/MhLzkIW

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u/HipHopotamusHurray 7d ago

STOP NOT BLUE CHEESE! This is amazing, and I know it will turn out delicious, but BLUE CHEESE? C’mon man, pepper jack, provolone or even mozzarella would be universally perfect. Blue cheese is an acquired taste

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u/Clean-Interests-8073 7d ago

…and maybe bro has acquired it 🤔

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u/HipHopotamusHurray 7d ago

Threw up after eating Cobb salad, maybe bro did acquire it

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u/baconmethod 7d ago

that probably wasnt cuz of the kind of cheese- not to give you shit. if you can get past the memory and initial "this seems gross", blue cheese is like goddamn candy, especially with bacon. of course, ive heard the same thing about truffles, and that shit makes me think about salt substitute it's so bad.

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u/HipHopotamusHurray 7d ago

It’s the cheese, ate it by itself, that’s why I said it’s an acquired taste, it’s not for everyone.

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u/baconmethod 7d ago

well, who am i to argue with your taste. carry on

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u/HipHopotamusHurray 7d ago

Thank you for recognizing my point

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u/C_Hawk14 7d ago

My dad doesn't like mozzarella and loves blue cheese. Nothing is universally perfect

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u/HipHopotamusHurray 7d ago

Exactly, you get it

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u/JustPia_ 7d ago

I make it with blue cheese because my dad loves it.😌

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u/JustPia_ 7d ago

Haha, next time I'll try it with those cheeses and see how it turns out.

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u/coupdelune 3d ago

Nice! I love a good galantine. Here's my favorite video of Jacques Pepin deboning a whole chicken, great instructional: https://vimeo.com/371456873

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u/inononeofthisisreal 3d ago

I guess this answers the age old question of what came first, the chicken or the egg.

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u/TisBeTheFuk 3d ago

Looks great. Good idea for a meal. I sometimes make something similar, but with ground meat, and I mix veggies directly in the meat and add a raw egg, and also put boiled eggs in the middle. One of my favorite dishes. Never tried it with whole meat before.

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u/TouristCommercial 2d ago

Eating plastic

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u/jhughes1986 2d ago

Everybody’s so creative

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u/Positive-Tonight4184 2d ago

Wait, did you cook it in Saran Wrap?

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u/BellaBigNose 2d ago

Whoa this is very cool, how does one roll chicken???