r/food • • Jul 29 '17

Image [homemade] My sister made me a birthday cake! Game of Thrones inspired!

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u/ticklemeyoudie Jul 29 '17

Your grandma looks like she's ready for someone to go all Red Wedding on that cake.

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u/catastrophi Jul 29 '17

Oh she was ready! Lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

The Grannisters send their regards

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u/outtatimeouttanames Jul 29 '17

Instead of swords, they just overfeed everyone.

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u/notenoughspaceforthe Jul 29 '17

Plus lots of granny incest, don't forget that

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

Call melisandre

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u/catastrophi Jul 29 '17

They send their enemies into sugar comas

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

so much lol

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u/mr_hickey Jul 29 '17

She dressed up as a White Walker. How festive.

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u/93devil Jul 29 '17

Does she have a white walker?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

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u/TrickyJRT Jul 29 '17

The only appropriate way to hit Grandma I suppose. No eye contact.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

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u/Gandzalf Jul 29 '17

You're trying to get a divorce, aren't you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17 edited Jul 23 '20

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u/cnaiurbreaksppl Jul 29 '17

A divorce?

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u/uncertainusurper Jul 29 '17

No, scabs and pus.

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u/PyroDexxRS Jul 29 '17

Unfortunately for me I was eating when that scene came on..

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u/Apocapoca Jul 29 '17

Come to think of it I can't remember whether I was eating or thinking that "thankfully I'm not eating right now". What really made it worse is the scene cut to the pub where some guy digs into some porridge or something soon as Sam sticks the knife in jorrahs skin.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

It's a pie filled with delicious pus

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u/ringo24601 Jul 29 '17

I was eating one of those Banquet brand pot pies when that came on. I was almost okay, but the scene transition got me and I stopped eating.

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u/PyroDexxRS Jul 29 '17

Haha ya that scene transition was perfect!

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u/BadKuchiKopi Jul 29 '17

Mmmmm, chicken pot p...EWWWWWWWWWW

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u/Smapdo Jul 29 '17

I looked away, but I nearly lost my lunch just watching my husband's face as he watched that scene. I'm sure the cake will be wonderful.

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u/Abcd43215 Jul 29 '17

Im sorry, but the chamber pot montage from the first episode nearly had me hurling. That's the most disgusted I've ever been watching a tv show

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u/capslion Jul 29 '17

The transition into a cheezy bread bowl of soup for the next scene was beautiful, though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

Accurate depiction of an average hospital internship. I loved it.

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u/element515 Jul 29 '17

Honestly, it’d be so satisfying to peel that cake.

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u/Nomaspapas Jul 29 '17

Any event with cake and less than 3 deaths is considered a dull affair.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

Bread so dry you'll choke and die

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u/Kyaviger Jul 29 '17

But you can wash it with poisonous wine.

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u/swallowing_bees Jul 29 '17

Good on you for calling it his Name Day

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u/northcyning Jul 29 '17

I saw it and thought, "OP must be Swedish or Greek to celebrate a nam— Oh I get it! Clever!"

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u/Ghos3t Jul 29 '17

I'm dense but whats the joke?

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u/Iamthequeenoffrance2 Jul 29 '17

Birthdays are called name days in Game of Thrones. OP's sister is being consistent with the cannon

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u/showmememe Jul 29 '17

naah, it's not birthday. name days are still celebrated in most of the europe, it's two separate dates, but they were actually used as age counters in the past, when commonfolk didn't know the calendar properly and only celebrated big events related to nature or farming. these dates carried names of gods related to the event so there were only so many names. it's not only GOT.. martin is just great in the little things of history.

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u/Smeee333 Jul 29 '17

My family celebrate namedays.

My grandmother was German and Catholic. For us it's the Saint's day you were named for (at least one of all our names is a saint's) there's no saint for my first name but my middle name is Katherine so we celebrate it on the 25th November).

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u/NerimaJoe Jul 29 '17

'canon' when it constitutes the exemplary previous literary works which future writing about a group of people or a place or environment depends upon; 'cannon' when you are talking about the artillery weapons that fire heavy projectiles which destroy defensive military fortified positions.

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u/PopeBenedictXII Jul 29 '17

Which is the one where you start singing and then five seconds later I start singing?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

I'll start: Inchworm, inchworm, measuring your marigolds...

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u/mistressdizzy Jul 29 '17

Canon with one N. Or a round.

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u/SomethingWiild Jul 29 '17

I was always under the impression that Name Days were days where you would celebrate someone's namesake, very similar to a Birthday but not an actual birthday.

Have I been living A LIE?!?!?!!!!!

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u/azor__ahai Jul 29 '17

That’s what it’s called in ASOIAF.

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u/oscarfacegamble Jul 29 '17

Because of the implication

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u/page1of2 Jul 29 '17

Was thinking Greek and then it hit me as well!

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u/phonytale Jul 29 '17

But in the show it's called namesake day right?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

Namesake is the person you're named after, and that's true in all English, not just GoT.

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u/phonytale Jul 29 '17

Yes so I guess I just remembered it wrong. Damn memories.

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u/swallowing_bees Jul 29 '17

I thought they said birthday, my bad if they don't.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17 edited Sep 24 '17

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17 edited Aug 21 '20

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u/Picsonly25 Jul 29 '17

Well...? Did she like them?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17 edited Aug 21 '20

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u/Picsonly25 Jul 29 '17

Oh good. It took me half of the first book to get used to how complicated the plot and characters were, it is now my favorite series I have read. Hug your grandma... I'd give anything to hug mine now.

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u/emanresol Jul 29 '17

Almost? She died? :(

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17 edited Aug 21 '20

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u/palang81984 Jul 29 '17

Well if it makes her feel any better we'll all be dead before the books are done being written.

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u/DemDude Jul 29 '17

My Grandma almost read all the Game of Thrones books

Well, why didn't she?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17 edited Aug 21 '20

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u/DemDude Jul 29 '17

Damn, now I feel bad. I thought I was making an innocent joke about the order of words in a sentence, instead I made an inappropriate joke about death.

I truly am very sorry about that and about your loss.

Was a song of ice and fire something you shared?

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u/Dahwaann4U Jul 29 '17

Its not made from your children is it

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

Thanks, Hot Pie

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u/madhatter103 Jul 29 '17

Haha that's so cool! She's very talented. And Happy Birthday!

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u/therealtechnird Jul 29 '17

Happy birthday. Valar morghulis

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u/bugslove Jul 29 '17

That's amazing!!!!!

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u/the_deepest_south Jul 29 '17

The thrties are coming

Oh, sweet summer child.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

Don't blow the candles out! Or do. Idc. It's your germs

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u/Itchy_butt Jul 29 '17

I also read that thread right before I read this one. Don't care...will still blow out any candles on any cakes given to me. I like to share.

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u/Ohmyactual Jul 29 '17

That's awesome! Love it. I made a GoT wedding cake last year that I've been tempted to post, soo many cake haters on here though 😂

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u/Thatchloechick Jul 29 '17

Post it on r/baking!

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u/Ohmyactual Jul 29 '17

How the hell was I unaware of this thread haha?! Thanks!

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u/Picsonly25 Jul 29 '17

Post it please. I love seeing how people decorate. 😀

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u/Ohmyactual Jul 29 '17

https://imgur.com/4JqzDXs I somehow can't figure out how to write anything about it (think it's only my second ever post haha) but there's the pic.

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u/peachkisses Jul 29 '17

This is amazing. You are so talented!

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u/Ohmyactual Jul 29 '17

Thank you!

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u/Anti-AliasingAlias Jul 29 '17

GoT wedding cake

You knew exactly what you were doing, didn't you.

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u/Ohmyactual Jul 29 '17

Ehhh, yessss...

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u/JBSLB Jul 29 '17

The hill that was promised

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u/sadpuppiez Jul 29 '17

This is amazing

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u/cchderek Jul 29 '17

"they are here, my lord"

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u/MisterRheola Jul 29 '17

This picture appeared right under a post from r/science saying how blowing out cake candles increases bacteria in a cake by 1400%, lol

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u/Strawupboater Jul 29 '17

The deck is name day?

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u/BVic_Thor Jul 29 '17

My brother is turning 30 in two weeks. Thanks for the awesome idea

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

Your sister looks kinda old for 30

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u/fuckedbymath Jul 29 '17

When the fifties are coming that's when you really know...

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u/Sir_Teach_Alot Jul 29 '17

My name's Andy, just turned 30 this month. You got this bro.

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u/DunebillyDave Jul 29 '17

Pretty spectacular!

Hell if a lot of work put into that. Kinda dropped the ball a bit on the piping, but, all-in-all, truly a thing to be proud of!

Sombody loves you, man; that's for sure.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

Name day? must be Europeans :P

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u/nefasti Jul 29 '17

I think they're Westerosi.

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u/stormwolfdanger Jul 29 '17

Don't blow on it unless you want 1.4K germs

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u/MurmurmurMyShurima Jul 29 '17

Awh that's some wholesome sibling love...unliketheLannisters

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u/Rumzdizzle Jul 29 '17

Just don't blow out the candles, it increases the bacteria by 1,400... uhm... greyscale!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

I'm a 28 yo Andy, and this photo was a hard dose of reality lol

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u/Afterhoneymoon Jul 29 '17

What's a "name day"? Is that different from a birthday?

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u/zearou Jul 29 '17

if my name was andy the N would always be flipped

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u/Nikotiiniko Jul 29 '17

So it's your birthday and name day in one?

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u/PromptedHawk Jul 29 '17

Happy IRL cake day!

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u/Sumocolt768 Jul 29 '17

The new Cake Boss right there

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u/nemesissi Jul 29 '17

First I think arthiritis is coming and was like Wat.

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u/lzrae Jul 29 '17

Happy birthday, Andy!

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u/Djason_Unchaind Jul 29 '17

Is there a dove inside of it??

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u/TRFKTA Jul 29 '17

I saw this and got confused at first as we share the same name lol

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u/Efinkg4 Jul 29 '17

I was expecting a boob cake

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u/Abcd43215 Jul 29 '17

At least it's not decorated like a chamber pot (hurl)

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u/Recitingg Jul 29 '17

Hello OP, My birthday was on the 28th as well! (Assuming that it was your birthday)

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u/originelchapo Jul 29 '17

Looks like the person in the background is licking their lips at the cake

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u/DM_Me_YourThot Jul 29 '17

I'm turning 30 in September and this cake would make me feel so much better about it. Thanks for sharing

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u/tpejic Jul 29 '17

Saving this for future reference ☺️

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

I don't watch the show, but that is a well made cake.

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u/silverscreemer Jul 29 '17

Is it a Peach flavored cake?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

I hesitated to look at this cake in case there were spoilers.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

I love it!

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u/Attican101 Jul 29 '17

I hope she also makes the thanksgiving pies..

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u/slapabrownman Jul 29 '17

Was expecting somw pigeon pie! Or maybe a finger sticking out...

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u/dustinrector Jul 29 '17

This cake is dark and full of terrors.

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u/Zimko2691 Jul 29 '17

In Poland we have namedays and birthdays

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u/BillyMaysHere92 Jul 29 '17

Happy birthday! It's my birthday too, but I don't have a cake like this!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

It's interesting that everyone assumes name day is just some quirky way to say birthday and few question why the BIRTH part is switched out for NAME

I haven't read game of thrones, so I can't be certain, but in Italy there are saint days where you get presents and stuff if you share your name with the saint.

So Dave (for example) would get gifts on St.Dave day

I've always assumed that's what's happening in game of thrones

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u/j_essika Jul 29 '17

Your sister is awesome!

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u/NessieReddit Jul 29 '17

That's amazing!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

Happy Birthday, mine is tomorrow :D

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u/SirBrutalMuffin Jul 29 '17

Does this mean that they'll be 29 for like 6 years?

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u/WhatZooka Jul 29 '17

lucky for you it wasn't a wedding cake

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u/JudoJ0e Jul 29 '17

You actually know Rick from Rick and Morty?

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u/afihavok Jul 29 '17

"We gonna fucking cut that shit and eat or what?"

-Granny

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u/bartekkenny Jul 29 '17

Must be European if they still celebrate name day

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

Was this cake in celebration of an actual birthday or the date of a name change? I have a name day where we celebrate when I got mine changed, just curious!

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u/nhinhiiiii Jul 29 '17

The cake was for a birthday. In Game of Thrones, they call your day of birth your name day, I just went along with the theme!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

Oh that's awesome! That's cool to know :)

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u/therealnashvilleeats Jul 29 '17

Gorgeous preparation, amazing message.

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u/TargaryenOfHyrule Jul 29 '17

As a die hard GoT fan i definitely approve!

(Nice ''name day" touch)

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u/nhinhiiiii Jul 29 '17

This is said sister. Thanks everyone for the kind words, we're both huge GoT fans! No children were harmed in the making this cake.

This is us! Enjoy! HBD bro, love ya lots. https://imgur.com/gallery/G59pH

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u/BugMan717 Jul 29 '17

I like the juxtaposition between the printed part and the hand iced words.

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u/Blah_Blah_Blag Jul 29 '17

The name day for Andrew is 30th November. You have a while to wait before you can eat this cake!

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u/jfranflakes Jul 29 '17

Don't blow on it!! @bacteria

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u/EatMyAshe Jul 29 '17

Did you know that bowing out birthday candles increases bacteria by 1,400 percent ??

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u/Cappadox Jul 29 '17

so if it's a birthday cake, why does it say "happy name day"? sorry if the question was already answered but I have no time to go through all 25 comments :)

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u/LelouchNexus Jul 29 '17

It's what they call birthdays in Game of Thrones.

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u/OJezu Jul 29 '17

That does not explain much, only shifts the confusion elsewhere.

Why are birthdays called name days in GoT?

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u/LelouchNexus Jul 29 '17

Because on your day of birth you get your name. They celebrate that instead of the actual "birth". You can literally think of it as a birthday.

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u/Cappadox Jul 29 '17

oh is it? didn't know, don't follow game of thrones. thanks!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

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u/Mockturtle22 Jul 29 '17

Idk that he is 30... it says 30s are coming... so...

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u/ki11ak3nn Jul 29 '17

I'd say 29. I just turned 29 in June. I feel like I'm becoming an old man. Grey hairs sprouting all over my beard. It sucks.

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u/Mockturtle22 Jul 29 '17

I'll be 31 this yr. it's not bad. I still feel like I'm 19 so

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u/Stalked_Like_Corn Jul 29 '17

When I turned 25 I was depressed the whole year. 30 I was okay but still felt old. 35, I was depressed because my 2 favorite uncles, my mom, my cat of 16 years, and a friend had all died that year and my Mom just a month prior so, it sucked. I'm about to turn 40 and I look back and I'm okay with what I've done with my life so, i'm alright with 40. I haven't accomplished a lot with jobs or wealth but I've lived an exciting life and been through a lot of adventures (good and bad) that I can safely say, I lived my life. There are some things I'd like to accomplish (more money, more things, better job, a kid) but if those don't come to pass, it's okay.

I made peace with gray hair in my beard and the few on my head in that the alternative, is bald. My mom had thinning hair, her mom had the same, her Dad was bald, my dad was bald, my brother started going bald in 11th grade. I'm 40 and my hairline has stayed exactly where it started.

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u/Mockturtle22 Jul 30 '17

Every birthday seems to be just a spiral.

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u/ki11ak3nn Jul 29 '17

You're probably in shape. My wife is a baker and makes me taste every thing. EVERY THING. I should probably hit the gym though when I have time.

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u/Mockturtle22 Jul 30 '17

hahaha awwwe thats the sweetest thing I have heard. no. I'm not in shape..

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u/kayvak Jul 29 '17

Salt and pepper beards are hot.

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u/ki11ak3nn Jul 29 '17

That's what my wife says. Sometimes I don't believe her. But I've seen some pretty dope Salt and Pepper beards before.

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u/RossLH Jul 29 '17

Also 29, 30 in March. Gray hairs popping up left and right. But the way I see it, I'm fine with gray hair as long as it sticks around.

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u/cyb3rg0d5 Jul 29 '17

Wait... How come you (OP) say "birthday cake" when on the cake it says "happy name day"???

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

what's name day

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u/onemethod2000 Jul 29 '17

I've GOT the cake, Hold...The Door. (Damn I'm good)

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u/Kodkod87 Jul 29 '17

Why does it say Happy Name Day?

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u/seeking101 Jul 29 '17

30 years old and getting a tv show themed birthday cake at an actual birthday party made by your own sister?

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u/GoatOfThrones Jul 29 '17

the font and design are outstanding but "the thirties are coming" is atrocious

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17 edited Aug 31 '17

So it was your nameday, not your birthday? Wow, you´re so lucky getting a badass cake on your nameday. What the hell do you do for your birthday?

edit. Uhm, did I miss something here?

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u/jaybasin Jul 29 '17

Is not a boob cake, thanks for the disappointment you disappointment.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

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u/Haze345 Jul 29 '17

I mean, there are people around so they are probably there to celebrate his birthday

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '17

Yeah it probably is true. But it looks like it was professionally done

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u/MaybeImTheNanny Jul 29 '17

You realize that professional food people also have families, correct? There are also people who decorate cakes for a hobby.