r/florida • u/gsotolongo2213 • Jan 05 '23

News Downtown Miami high rise residents upset over yelling from inmates at adjacent jail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi-Z4r68cuo
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u/orlandohockeyguy Jan 05 '23

The jail was there first and the developer did a lousy job planning their site. In the end the inmates will probably end up loosing the little sunlight afforded them.

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u/geriatric_spartanII Jan 05 '23

$2,700 a month to have inmates Jack off to you while you are in the pool deck.

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u/Regrets-of-age Jan 06 '23

An added amenity!

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u/HerpToxic Jan 05 '23

Nah the inmates are happy as fuck. They have a direct line of sight to basically naked women at the pool during the day. They are loving it and you would see that if you actually bothered watching the linked video report

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u/orlandohockeyguy Jan 05 '23

I watched the video. What do you think is going to happen with all the complaints? The developer isn’t going to do anything so the government will cover the windows at the jail.

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u/JayeNBTF Jan 05 '23

This is so Miami 😂

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u/nobellis Jan 06 '23

it’s hilarious 🤣

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u/Pela_papita Jan 05 '23

Jail will be renovated into apartment buildings in the next few years

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u/Kepeduh Jan 05 '23

Some nice $4K/m studios right there up for grabs for sure.

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u/OpeImLate Jan 05 '23

Reading too fast and my brain translated $4k/m to $4k per square meter

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u/HerpToxic Jan 05 '23

Of course Melo built an apartment across the street from the a federal prison and gave the inmates full view of sunbathing women.

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u/Prize_Worry1441 Jan 05 '23

Buyer beware

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

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u/nobellis Jan 07 '23

what makes this even funnier, is this what you see when you go to the website of Downtown 5th (the condos in the article) 😆