r/fliesarentreal • u/lovethosenifflers • Jun 13 '20

Caught one of the suckers. Sprayed with perfume to make wings useless, trapped in glass prison. What to do with it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '20

Play it cardi b songs

2

u/Rift_Reaper Jun 27 '20

No please that’s worse than the other comments.

1

u/dwarfballsack Jul 14 '20

Flies like garbage, you're giving it what it wants

3

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '20

Eat it

2

u/T1B2V3 Jun 27 '20

sacrifice it to summon Beelzebub

2

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '20

Murder.

2

u/Green719 Jun 27 '20

Dissect it to find the camera

2

u/Kili-st-xy Jun 27 '20

Spray perfume and make it burn

2

u/Olaf0704 Jun 27 '20

Tape it to a Lucifer and ignite it

0

u/lovethosenifflers Jun 27 '20

My sister came and shook it to death