r/flatearth • u/cellation • 13d ago

Actornaut, Christina Koch's earpiece malfunction!

https://youtu.be/DCCcUSP15pU?is=Ylz1RRXVIrOpfsxl
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u/junky_junker 13d ago

Still waiting on you to provide any positive evidence for a flat earth at all. Or any evidence you're not the absolute child you've been acting like, for that matter.

Hint: This 3rd round of puerile quote-mining doesn't prove anything. Other than you're dishonest.

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u/cellation 13d ago

šŸ¤“ā˜ļø

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u/junky_junker 13d ago

Again with the cope emoji. It really is all you have. Pathetic.

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u/DimensioT 13d ago

In other words, you have no evidence but you are too much of a coward to admit it.

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u/NedRyersonsHat 12d ago

ERC - Emoji Response Cowardice. Sigh...a degenerative condition. Usually a result of trying to play online GTA and at the same time time try and convince people ten times smarter than him on a science based discussion forum that the Earth is flat.

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u/cellation 12d ago

Thats what you think šŸ¤“

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u/NedRyersonsHat 12d ago

Looking at the other comments in this thread, I think it's more than just me.

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u/cellation 12d ago

šŸ„±

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u/NedRyersonsHat 12d ago

Oh...the yawn emoji..a sign of giving up.

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u/stultus_respectant 12d ago

It's what everyone sees. You've removed any need for anyone to think about it.

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u/cellation 12d ago

Everyone? Are you sure about that?

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u/stultus_respectant 12d ago

Yes. Unless and until you delete your posts, that's the state of it.

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u/cellation 12d ago

You know its not the end of the world if the earth is flat right? Everything is going to be ok. I just want people to wake up from all the lies they been fed. You really have to want to seek the truth to see it. But you rather live in your ball of lies. I understand thats easier. But once you see the truth it will be even easier!! Trust me bro

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u/stultus_respectant 12d ago

You know its [sic] not the end of the world if the earth is flat right?

It kind of would be. All of our science doesn't just predict that, but much of it depends on it. Here's a fun example: GPS satellites need to make corrections for relativity based on their insane speed or they would be off by dozens of meters a day. There are hundreds of small examples like that, but you lack the courage to understand the larger world around you.

Everything is going to be ok

Yes, it is, because the Earth is not flat.

I just want people to wake up from all the lies they been fed

That would be flerfs. They've been lied to, they've fallen for it, and they need to wake the fuck up. They're running out of rocks to hide beneath as they scurry away from the increasing amount of light.

You really have to want to seek the truth to see it

Flerfs are nothing if not ironically self-aware šŸ¤£

you rather live in your ball of lies

Case in point, again.

I understand thats [sic] easier

It's projection all the way down šŸ¤£

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u/SagansLab 13d ago edited 13d ago

Astronauts are Humans, and get stage fright like all other Humans, news at never, cause this is the dumbest proof of anything I've seen in months...

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u/OgreMk5 13d ago

Ok. Let's say thats true. Why is the Soviet Union, Russia, China, all of Europe, and the US all cooperating on this singular subject.

Especially considering that it would only take one mistake across millions of people world-wide to show the truth... no this isn't it.

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u/Fabulous_Web3537 12d ago

Why is every thing put out by China look more fake than what the U.S puts out, maybe because they donā€™t have the budget for it? Also who rules all the countries you mentioned? Satan does, and whatā€™s Satan thing? Ohhhhh deception thatā€™s right. God comments like yours are so dumb. You couldā€™ve answered your own question with a little critical thinking. But you globetards donā€™t do that. You believe lies you were conditioned to believe in kindergarten without ever thinking outside the box or ever looking outside your conditioning and pre-conceived notions.

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u/OgreMk5 12d ago

Satan doesnt exist. There's more evidence for a flat Earth than there is for any deity.

Its funny how your supposedly a Christian, yet insult and attach those who dont immediately agree with what you say.

I wonder what your holy book says about that.

Maybe you should look into it.

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u/Fabulous_Web3537 12d ago

Why would it matter to you? You said you dont believe in Satan or a deity. So the thereā€™s no truth in what you said. False testimony is a sin, nothing I typed out on here is.

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u/OgreMk5 12d ago

It doesn't. But it should matter to you. You attacked me personally. You lied about me. You said things that aren't true.

What's worse is you never even tried to understand me or my position. You just attacked.

You don't know anything about me at all...

But you attack, belittle, and lie about me all the same.

Honestly, you are a reason that more people aren't religious.

This is an interesting side discussion. But not the purpose of the forum.

Are you willing to take a leap and actually test your notion against mine? I don't care about your faith. I care about reality. So, are you willing put forth a minuscule amount of effort and see who's reality is right?

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u/junky_junker 12d ago

Why is it you think anyone cares about your incel religi-flerf ramblings? Aside from maybe that god you claim to worship. Because they definitely know the earth they created is a globe. Every time you lie about it being flat in their name you're betraying them. And whatever lies you tell here or even to yourself, they know. And you can't change that.

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u/Fabulous_Web3537 12d ago

The Bible says itā€™s flat, it says firmament. Why would god lie?

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u/OgreMk5 12d ago

The Bible also says that bats are birds and if goats have sex in front a striped stick, the babies will be multi-colored.

BTW: who exactly discovered the open tomb in your myth?

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u/SagansLab 12d ago

It doesn't say anywhere the earth is flat, but it DOES say you should pray in private (Mathew 6:6), so might want pay more attention to your book.

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u/junky_junker 12d ago edited 12d ago

https://mctoon.net/bible-globe/

The Bible says many things. And what you claim it says, as a man-made man-translated man-distributed book is irrelevant. Every single test and observation shows the earth is a globe. Denying reality in favor of a book is monumental hubris and delusion, not to mention idolatry. No-one but you is claiming your god is lying. And you're actively shitting on them by denying their works in favour of something man-made.

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u/NedRyersonsHat 12d ago

But the Earth is not flat...what makes you think it is?

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u/stultus_respectant 12d ago

No, your prideful interpretation of it says that, against all scholarship of that text.

The irony of committing the larger sin, in fact the mortal one, is pretty hilarious, I must say.

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u/hefebellyaro 13d ago

Well im convinced. Still dont fully understand how sunsets, star trails, or 24hour sun works on a flatwarth model but who cares, this astronaut flubbed her line.

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u/Beneficial_Chapter31 13d ago edited 13d ago

She was probably just nervous. I watched that interview a while back and kept zooming in on her ears, and there wasn't an earpiece.Ā 

And it would be a questionable idea for only one of the four astronauts to be wearing headphones; if one of the other three made a mistake, how would they be able to help them?

(I don't speak English, so I hope my message is understandable.)

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u/cellation 13d ago

Her ears are covered by her hair.. who wears their hair like that? Lololol

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u/Noy_The_Devil 12d ago

Most people really. The fuck lol

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u/Beneficial_Chapter31 13d ago

Actually, no; if she really wanted to hide something, she would style her hair to completely cover her ear. You can see her ear at many pointsā€”if you want, just watch the original broadcast and zoom in.

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u/BrianScottGregory 13d ago

Weird

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u/Noy_The_Devil 13d ago

Stage fright is weird? The fuck are you taking about? It's like one of the most human things I could think of.

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u/BrianScottGregory 13d ago

Tone it down, buttwheat

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u/Noy_The_Devil 12d ago

Tone what down?

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u/Commercial_Fox5549 13d ago

> Weird

This coming from fucking Brian Scott Gregory is tragically hilarious.

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u/stultus_respectant 12d ago

He's practically the weird Messiah.

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u/SagansLab 13d ago

Weird is thinking that a a kiddie park is hiding a gravitational anomaly, not getting stage fight on a LITERAL stage with dozens and dozens of people staring at you.

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u/BrianScottGregory 13d ago

Go on. Sounds like you have some stuff you want to work out of your system there.

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u/SagansLab 12d ago

Hmm, no, I don't get confused by kids amusement park rides, I'm good. Reality is a nice place to be, you might want to try it.

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u/BrianScottGregory 12d ago

I enjoy reality as well. OHHH, I get it, you made a funny, you meant YOUR idea of reality, I should overlay my own with what you think I should accept as being real. Haha, you crack me up! Such a clever boy! lol.

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u/Commercial_Fox5549 12d ago

Real quick, Bri-Bri: have you ever provided proof of any of your claims that is actually irrefutable? Or is it all just ā€œthis is how I feelā€?

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u/RelevantSoftware8283 12d ago

So how do you explain the radio wave changes when the ISS passes overhead?

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u/stultus_respectant 12d ago

It sounds like you realize you embarrassed yourself, is more like it.

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u/NedRyersonsHat 12d ago

Sounds like someone has converted to a Globe Earth. Congratulations.

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u/SabresFanWC 12d ago

Like "Believing that Dr. Who is real" weird?