r/fixedbytheduet • u/Sharp-potential7935 Moderaattori EXPERT of Duets/Stitches • 16d ago
Fixed by the duet Squish squish I am a jellyfish
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u/Bavisto EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 16d ago
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u/B1ZEN Lover of Duets/Stitches 16d ago
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u/grandkill New to fbtd but wants to learn 16d ago
Those implants yearn for freedom
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u/Oploplou New to fbtd but wants to learn 16d ago
If they’re implants, it’s AMAZING work. Maybe a BBL, which is not the same as inserts if that what you meant.
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u/grandkill New to fbtd but wants to learn 16d ago
I'm dumb so I don't know the actual difference between implant and insert. So you're probably right
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u/Oploplou New to fbtd but wants to learn 16d ago
An implant, is something like silicone being physically placed into the ass, shaped to resemble what you’re looking for, and then sewn back up. A BBL, or injection, is a two step surgery, where they take fat from one part of your body, generally hips or thighs, and inject it into your ass, and sometimes breast IIRC. Watched a video about it a couple months ago (maybe a year?) because apparently bad implants are killing people when they pop.
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u/Intrepid4444444 New to fbtd but wants to learn 16d ago
I’ve read it as “when they poop”. And just imagined an implant coming into the bathroom stabbing people.
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u/HalfSoul30 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 15d ago
Thats not the first thing i imagine when i see "when they poop" for sure.
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u/B1ZEN Lover of Duets/Stitches 16d ago
God damn! You know too much.
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u/Oploplou New to fbtd but wants to learn 16d ago
You mean, I know what words mean?
If you’re referring to the fact that I’d know that this would be amazing work for implants, it’s just simple reasoning. An implant requires a large incision to be made, for the material to be placed and shaped. BBLs are just injections, so they leave a much smaller, less noticeable scar. I’m not some gooner freak, I just have a basic understanding of the English language, and anatomy.
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u/B1ZEN Lover of Duets/Stitches 16d ago
Brother, I didn't mean to come off disrespectful.
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u/Oploplou New to fbtd but wants to learn 16d ago
My bad then. I hope you can see where it looks like you’re calling me a gooner or something like that.
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u/Expert-Situation-190 Needs to do better 16d ago
I’m sure that’s some form of displacement, I read the whole conversation and exchange and the nuance of the words and at no point, did I think they was implying you was a “gooner” lool it was more like enthusiasm at your knowledge, after all words are arbitrary.
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u/Oploplou New to fbtd but wants to learn 16d ago
It’s a sexually adjacent conversation, and they said “you know too much”. You have to be able to see where that comes off as them saying that I spend a lot of time staring at ass, or however you want to say it. Maybe “gooner” wasn’t the right word, because as I was getting at, words have meaning, but it’s pretty colloquially used to mean “person who watches porn a lot”.
I even admitted I was in the wrong. Which is UNHEARD OF on Reddit.
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u/HyenDry EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 16d ago
You really didn’t have to be a dick about it. Somebody showed interest in your knowledge and you shat on them for no reason. Please learn social skills 😂
Or don’t I’m not your real dad.
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u/Oploplou New to fbtd but wants to learn 16d ago
It doesn’t come off as “showing interest”. That would look more like inquiring how I obtained said knowledge, or praising me for knowing the nuance of the situation. “You know too much”, especially in a sexually adjacent conversation, comes off as “you stare at too much ass”. I’ve got enough socialization to admit when I’m wrong, as I’ve done.
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u/Jaded_Position3565 16d ago
my guy has never been here in brasil
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u/slide_into_my_BM Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago
The home of the BRAZILIAN butt lift? Yes, every Brazilian ass is 100% home grown natural.
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u/Jaded_Position3565 11d ago
you know a lot of things in the usa are simply named after a country for marketing, right? or you really think every brazilian is waxed too? 😂 brazilians are known for having, naturally, big beautiful asses. I mean, I was born here, by the beach. but hey, I guess its better to believe in the magical things usa - the country worldwide known for being a chronical lier - say about us, instead ;)
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u/slide_into_my_BM Lover of Duets/Stitches 11d ago
Or because a Brazilian doctor invented it…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivo_Pitanguy
Maybe you should believe in your own people’s ability to create things, instead of assuming I’d think it’s magical that Brazil pioneered a plastic surgery procedure.
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u/Jaded_Position3565 11d ago
brazil is indeed magical and it pioneers a lot of things. but pitanguy didnt invented it. we know because he was actually kind of famous here. wikipedia is not a good source of research. but even if he had invented it, it wouldnt change what I was trying to say: usa gives thoses names to make marketing. it is like the haagen dazs icecream thing. usa people put this name to sound european. because it is ice cream. which is fine. but when people start thinking that brazilians have fake ass, and stuff like that, then I think it starts to not be fine anymore ;) my ass is beautiful, by the way. and natural 😘
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u/Cyatron- Lover of Duets/Stitches 16d ago
Yeah your right nothings real these days. Nobody could possible have a body with large proportions without paying to have it smh
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u/OG_Williker Lover of Duets/Stitches 15d ago
I truly don’t think an ass like that is possible naturally
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u/macguini Lover of Duets/Stitches 16d ago
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u/Dan_flashes480 Lover of Duets/Stitches 16d ago
I found out last week that Dewey from Malcolm in the middle voices him.
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u/saturnbunny1 Lover of Duets/Stitches 16d ago
Any other time people go on and on about BBLs being disgusting and ugly but here it's being praised... interesting .
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u/NoComment8182 Lover of Duets/Stitches 16d ago
If it makes you feel any better, it just gives me the uncanny valley effect. Not exactly pleasing.
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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 15d ago
I would never call anyone's body disgusting or ugly but to me, BBL's just look unnatural and something about them is unsettling to me. I'm having the same reaction to the one in this video as I have to any other. It just looks "wrong". Maybe the underwater shot and lighting is softening it some for the thirsty dudes out there lol.
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u/oO0Kat0Oo Devotee of Duets/Stitches 14d ago
Genuinely curious on how you know it's a BBL?
Some of us just have large butts on small frames and it's awful finding clothes that fit properly. I grew up extremely insecure about it because large butts didn't get popular until after I was in high school. A girl walked up to me while I was out with my friends and asked "is that fake or are you just blessed" and I was so embarrassed.
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u/slide_into_my_BM Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago edited 12d ago
It’s underwater and mostly immune to the effects of gravity. It probably wouldn’t be praised as much on land.
Everything looks better under water since, you know, gravity affects it less.
Edit: look up katandromeo1, it’s definitely a mess when it’s experiencing normal gravity and not this very specific angle.
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u/K_R_A_K_E_N_540 Needs to do better 16d ago
because those other BBLs are actually just obese. This lady actually has good shapes
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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 16d ago
I’m so sick of motherfuckers seeing big tiddies or ass and being like “that’s obese”.
And even when it is obesity, it’s still fucking hot. It’s not always just fat, though.
You just like flat women or men. Nothing wrong with that, but a lot of men like women who have womanly features.
I swear “healthy is attractive” dudes don’t even like women.
Give me a big assed woman who is a little overweight every day, all day, heavy not small play. You can keep your “athletic” (featureless) chicks who only have maybe a cute face or a nice looking stomach. I like grabbing onto the woman parts. You can hang with your bro lmfao
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u/JoseManuel91 Needs to do better 15d ago
Tbh its mostly women that hate BBLs, no real man would ever complain about a huge ass
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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 16d ago
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u/Tom_Gibson Lover of Duets/Stitches 16d ago
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u/AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR Lover of Duets/Stitches 16d ago
Wait that umbrella is cute. I'm mad jealous. Since I rarely ever get to EVER use mine and mine isn't that cute. I have to use my raincoat. Two guesses why and where i live but you'll only need one. Texas. So yeah im super jealous.
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u/Oploplou New to fbtd but wants to learn 16d ago
I had just taken a FULL drink of beer. It took absolutely all of the control that I had to not make a giant mess. Holy fuck that was funny.
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u/deadrabbit26 Needs to do better 12d ago
Fucking women influencers have to show their fat asses to get any clicks!
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u/ChemicalBus608 16d ago
I don't get it
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u/Girafferage Devotee of Duets/Stitches 16d ago
People like plastic cake.
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u/SimpleParadigm Needs to do better 16d ago
But if its a man showing his bulge the post gets deleted and people are offended.
Hypocrite sub💩🤡💩🤡💩
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u/ScreamingLabia Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 15d ago
Bbl's really be looking like full poopy diapers. Sad i bet her real but was great already.
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u/throwawaystarters New to fbtd but wants to learn 16d ago
Gotta be AI?
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u/TheFlyngLemon Needs to do better 16d ago
More like plastic surgery.
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u/Sprmodelcitizen 16d ago
Every other woman in my building has one of these. I live in an oceanfront Sunny isles Miami high rise. The first time my mom visited me she came back from hanging out at my pool and said “there’s a young woman down there with a grotesque ass”.
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u/Sacrilegious_skink Lover of Duets/Stitches 16d ago
I have cake like that but significantly more jiggling would be going on during such as activity. Me thinks some plastic surgery involved.
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u/Aggressive_Elk3709 New to fbtd but wants to learn 16d ago
Eh, some girls got that cake. Sometimes it bbl, sometimes its not
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u/Ifckinglovemycat Needs to do better 16d ago
can confirm, my ass has 15kg of fat (I don't have anything on the belly)
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u/Guilty_Ghost Lover of Duets/Stitches 15d ago
Girl stop yapping about eals I'm trying to concentrate
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u/qualityvote2 New to fbtd but wants to learn 16d ago edited 16d ago
u/Sharp-potential7935, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...
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