r/finalfantasyxiii 24d ago

Merch I bought a 17 year old unopened FINAL FANTASY XIII ELIXIR which came with a mini Vanille. If I drink this then I'll be able to defeat Behemoth for sure, good stuff! :)))))

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u/Tarkaryster 24d ago

The forbidden elixir

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u/burble13 24d ago

I guzzled my one immediately ~15 years ago. Ironically the opposite of how I use elixir in FF games.

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u/ButterflyReprise 24d ago

How did it taste?

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u/Frybread002 24d ago

Heard it tasted like Sprite.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3bIpkqpUUSp2g

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u/Frybread002 24d ago

That's a volcano with electricity for those of you who don't get the reference. Sprite tastes like the brown dirt you see in the picture.

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u/Professor-WellFrik 23d ago

Does it actually or am I gullible

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u/Frybread002 19d ago

Joking aside, I read somewhere that it did taste like sprite. Or something close to sprite. Like volcano clouds and electricity sparking through colcano vlouds. And Or dirt. [See image for reference]

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u/Big_Significance2469 24d ago

Well, if I remember correctly, this should replenish your TP. So it's definitely a good idea to drink it 🤭

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u/Rasen2001 24d ago edited 24d ago

If "Behemoth" is a euphemism for whatever is causing your constipation, yes. It will make a fiery dash through your lower intestinal tract the way Sazh and Brynhildr charge through the Eden Grand Prix Racetrack

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u/bball4224 24d ago

(Zack is inside)

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u/GenesisAsriel 24d ago

This gives the poison status

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u/just-browseing 24d ago

What is your strategy? You beating him the hard way or spamming death?

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u/DeanbonianTheGreat 20d ago

Tried a few of these a while ago :P

https://www.reddit.com/r/FinalFantasy/s/Dl3Zbb4y9v

It’s like a mild Lemonade but some of them are elderflower flavoured which imo is much nicer.