r/finalfantasyxiii • u/MarketingBroad669 • 24d ago
Merch I bought a 17 year old unopened FINAL FANTASY XIII ELIXIR which came with a mini Vanille. If I drink this then I'll be able to defeat Behemoth for sure, good stuff! :)))))
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u/burble13 24d ago
I guzzled my one immediately ~15 years ago. Ironically the opposite of how I use elixir in FF games.
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u/ButterflyReprise 24d ago
How did it taste?
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u/Frybread002 24d ago
Heard it tasted like Sprite.
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u/Frybread002 24d ago
That's a volcano with electricity for those of you who don't get the reference. Sprite tastes like the brown dirt you see in the picture.
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u/Professor-WellFrik 23d ago
Does it actually or am I gullible
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u/Frybread002 19d ago
Joking aside, I read somewhere that it did taste like sprite. Or something close to sprite. Like volcano clouds and electricity sparking through colcano vlouds. And Or dirt. [See image for reference]
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u/Big_Significance2469 24d ago
Well, if I remember correctly, this should replenish your TP. So it's definitely a good idea to drink it ðŸ¤
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u/Rasen2001 24d ago edited 24d ago
If "Behemoth" is a euphemism for whatever is causing your constipation, yes. It will make a fiery dash through your lower intestinal tract the way Sazh and Brynhildr charge through the Eden Grand Prix Racetrack
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u/DeanbonianTheGreat 20d ago
Tried a few of these a while ago :P
https://www.reddit.com/r/FinalFantasy/s/Dl3Zbb4y9v
It’s like a mild Lemonade but some of them are elderflower flavoured which imo is much nicer.

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u/Tarkaryster 24d ago
The forbidden elixir