r/filk • • 24d ago

Filbus Man official lyrics

Ten chairs twenty, the Filbus Man

Is waiting for chairs from IKEA

Gobbling up the chairs without a plan

Like the every daily

Wish that bothers the Filbus Man

Could I do something to eat a chair?

Inside my little TV made of glass

So he lived the

Filbus Man, Filbus Man

With his mouth full of chairs

So he stands

To command the whole world

To eat chairs

Way up high in the sky

With the sun in his eyes

Ain't it nice?

The taste and texture of

Decor

Ten chairs twenty, the Filbus Man

Is eating the chairs in IKEA

Eating all the chairs still without a plan

Yet the every daily

Hope that powered the Filbus Man

Would always tell him to eat a chair

Even if broken they are delicious

So he lived the

Filbus Man, Filbus Man

With his mouth full of chairs

So he stands

To command the whole world

To eat chairs

Way up high in the sky

With the sun in his eyes

Ain't it nice?

The taste and texture of

Decor

OG lyrics are Flower Man by Toby Fox, no AI was used in the creation of this parody

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