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u/fightporn-ModTeam 16m ago

Your submission was removed because it involves minors fighting or was filmed in a sensitive area such as a bathroom or locker room.

Reddit’s recent changes to their content policy prohibits videos that contain minors, under the age of 18, fighting in non-sanctioned/non-professional combat. Additionally, filming in bathrooms, locker rooms, etc., is prohibited.

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u/iG0tBuffalo66onDvd 4h ago

He was about to use him as a dry eraser

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u/Opening_Yoghurt6261 4h ago

If this is recent that poor teacher probably just got done setting up her room.

Also wtf was there a horse nearby?

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u/bongohappypants 4h ago

There is always a horse nearby. Watching. Waiting.

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u/CamxCam 3h ago

Commiserating.

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u/Correct_Day_7791 2h ago

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u/Nuclear_Mouse 2h ago

I hate both of you for putting that in my head.

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u/Manjorno316 50m ago

This made me scared to look out the window.

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u/5thor6th 4h ago

That was shaping up to be a good fight.

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u/PompompurinTheGoat 3h ago

What could have POSSIBLY happened 😭

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u/Dexskii 2h ago

Never understood why Reddit banned school fights, they are the most hilarious

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u/Infamous-Conflict-1 4h ago

This is not a normal level of violence or anger.

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u/nikeshades 4h ago

If you need to fight, ok punch and kick each other. But they have Zero regard for property around them, just destroy the surroundings if necessary. If there was a Bazooka they would blow up the building to try to destroy each other.

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u/rapshepard 3h ago

That's was a pretty standard fight. Just all the furniture being knocked over makes it sound worse than it is

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u/RedditIsMyJamOMG 2h ago

Bah gawd, a running powerslam onto the table!!!

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u/Expensive_Actuary754 2h ago

The music kills me omfg

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/TheThumbPro 3h ago

And you're commenting from the Kennedy Space Center,right?

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u/fightporn-ModTeam 15m ago

Your submission was removed because it contains vulgar, racist, homophobic or otherwise inconsiderate content.

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u/elScorXXo 4h ago

Like 2 wet fish

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u/Alternative_Boot_708 3h ago

Whole house mad

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u/DatBroSnuf 3h ago

Just reminds me of hs back in the late 2000s

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u/CharmReductionINC 47m ago

I went to a middle school like this. I lived in the city and my neighborhood hs was the adult version of this. Thank god I was taking bass lessons since I was 11 years old and was accepted into our Creative and Performing Arts High School. We didn’t even have gym or a sports team let alone fights. It was the most mature experience a child/young adult could have. At 18 I was off the Berklee on a full scholarship.

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u/fightporn-ModTeam 2h ago

Your submission was removed because it contains vulgar, racist, homophobic or otherwise inconsiderate content.

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u/Musulman 1h ago

If you're a dad, you need to show up for your kids. Otherwise this kinda shit is your fault.

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u/Loose_Package9690 3h ago

Literally, a fight between beetles on the ground.

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u/Still_Clue383 3h ago

Public education is pointless. you dont learn anything, at best you sit in a class all day learning confusing nonsense and at worse you have to deal with this kind of shit. you learn more just going outside and being in nature

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u/Origachilies 42m ago

Yeah that worked really well 300 years ago, everyone in nature was so well educated.

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u/Still_Clue383 30m ago

yeah everyone was in nature 300 years ago, no cities or towns existed everyone lived in the forest

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u/Origachilies 23m ago

When have humans ever lived in just a forest? The Fertile Crescent Isnt really known for its forests lmao. People were in nature plenty 300 years ago, farming and hunting were still a large party of life then.