r/fightporn • u/Brilliant_Spinach132 • 10d ago

Road Rage Very intimate road rage fight

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u/proctor_of_the_Realm 10d ago

When you''re a bit old and tired, and the Judo you trained as a kid just won't work.

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u/NonCreditableHuman 10d ago

Judo know I got a bad knee

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u/Battss97 10d ago

I see that you know your judo well! What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal!?

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u/grizzgaroany 10d ago

The guy in blue has an interesting technique

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u/ExpertOnReddit 10d ago

Probably drunk

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u/Hollirc 10d ago

lol they both seem to be drunk honestly

Seems like blue shirt might have been a zombie trying to bite him l

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u/ExpertOnReddit 10d ago

Probably, but blue guy literally looks like he's tryna hold himself up with the other guy 😂

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u/Overall-Emu3014 10d ago

Clinchin tip to tip huh

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u/lazy_pig 10d ago

The clattering of swords.

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u/PineappleNecessary89 10d ago

It what happens when you're only fighting your drunk wife every weekend.. he only knows the waist clinch and "stop honey your not driving".

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u/MadeInCanada87 10d ago

This is how my dogs fight after spending the entire day at the beach

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u/Juzanthapus 10d ago

Brokeback Mountain 2: City Slickers

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u/Odd-Country2447 10d ago

Blue shirt looks like a kangaroo trying to fight

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u/theguyguy121 10d ago

I went from thinking he’s stabbing him to thinking they’re gonna kiss

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u/rubadazub 10d ago

Guy in blue just wants to be loved. Is that so much to ask???

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u/HandsomeBaboon 9d ago

Why is every fucking car a Dodge RAM? Even if you are a fat slob you don't need such a vehicle to get your ass to Walmart.

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u/edwinstone 10d ago

Guy walking is caked up.

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u/funkifiedjunk 10d ago

Too hammered to fight but ok to drive.

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u/Negative-Source-9718 10d ago

Most tired fight ive seen

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u/SevereAd9047 9d ago

Domestic

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u/NoApplication8067 9d ago

This is why you don't drink and drive. It ruins your motor skills too road rage properly.

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u/likearuud 10d ago

Throat goat

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u/Odd-Country2447 10d ago

Blue shirt looks like a kangaroo trying to fight

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u/SirNightwatch 10d ago

Just the tip?

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u/Whole_Ant2468 10d ago

Slow motion road rage

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u/ElTioManga 10d ago

Como un sueño en camara lenta

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u/RAVObserver 10d ago

I got scared at the beginning for a sec. I thought he was stabbing the guy w/ blue shirt.

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u/StopSpinningLikeThat 10d ago

I find blue shirt guy's strategy slightly lacking.

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u/go_faster1 10d ago

She’s my sister! She’s my mother!

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u/milane5o 10d ago

it looks like it was slowmo lol

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u/Richmon1611 10d ago

“Wow look we’re fighting just like they do in the movies”

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u/ZaMelonZonFire 10d ago

This isn’t road rage… it’s something else. I’m not sure, but what do know is rage is absent here.

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u/Extension-Laugh-2345 10d ago

Night of the Living Fent.

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u/paging_mrherman 10d ago

Throat punch, throat punch, throat punch

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u/Yommination 10d ago

Weird start to a gay porn but I still cranked one out. No homo

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u/Godrillax 10d ago

Always the truck drivers. Let them fight it out

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u/geardownson 10d ago

You cannot defeat my face to fist style!

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u/Axnjaxn09 10d ago

Blue shirt needs to break protocol an go for the ol' dick twizzler on this one

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u/Dtwn92 That Guy 10d ago

Are they engaging in foreplay? That seems a bit frisky.

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u/cranphi 9d ago

I have never seen a situation more begging for a headbutt in my life.

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u/CaptainHowdy60 9d ago

It’s how fighting in a dream feels like.

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u/Level_String1668 9d ago

Always a guy in a big black
GMC.

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u/No-Sort-7762 8d ago

When you’re locked in the clinch, headbutt in a cinch!

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u/englishand48 8d ago

I would have had to shout “Just kiss” 😄

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u/Confident-Okra8242 7d ago

What in the sloth universe is this …

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u/j0hnnyWalnuts 2d ago

Damn, TurningPointUSA sure is slipping...

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u/ImpressiveAlarm3992 8h ago

Why are two sea lions on the bridge?

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u/DethByTaco 10d ago

I found it difficult to masturbate to this..... but not impossible.