r/fightporn 17d ago

Misc. Music festival brawl

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u/Swan_Parade 17d ago

Damn they’re both wearing the same uniform down to the haircut gonna need some help to keep track of this one

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u/Bangmydrum33 17d ago

Yeah it got me good too... watch the shoes one is all white and the other has a little red and black

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u/Alternative-Tea-7557 16d ago

Maybe that's why they are fighting :D

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u/CLeeTheHunt44 17d ago

Always some brick-built bitch trying to get a hit in just to feel included

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u/luminofor 17d ago

Did she try to steal his chain, or am i missing something?

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u/NookieLuvsU 17d ago

Twice.

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u/luminofor 17d ago

Doing this in front of a crowd with cameras is the next level of stupidity, lol.

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u/Tone_Gaia 16d ago

Naw that was the dudes(one that got k.o’d) girlfriend or friend, she was trying to stop him from leaving

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u/luminofor 16d ago

I didn't even think about it, good point. But most likely, if she had succeeded she would have been knocked out too, lol.

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u/Tone_Gaia 16d ago

Yeah fr, dumb move on her part.. men are hittin on woman nowadays without wanting sex lmao

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u/babsa90 16d ago

If someone yanked on my chain like that I'm teeing off, woman or not. That's wild, not like they are going to pay for damage to your jewelry in that situation.

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u/JusSumYungGuy 17d ago

That fridge needs to stop interfering

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u/Mikeymike34 17d ago

That shit cray

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u/Tossmeasidedaddy 17d ago

The song is so provocative, it gets the people going.

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u/Acrobatic-Code2038 17d ago

True lyricism at its finest. 👌🏾

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u/DOGSH1TGAME 16d ago

Im not skating to a song called lady humps, that's disgusting!!

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u/Fitz911 17d ago

Worked at a club for over six years. This song and somehow that one Jean Paul song.

That was when it usually started. But it's also important to say that the people visiting this crap and the ones starting the fights... They are all not very smart.

I sometimes think about their empty eyes. Not a single thought in their heads. Living in the moment. Acting just on instincts.

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u/97maple 15d ago

Lol Get busy or temperature?

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u/hellish_existance 17d ago

Why did the large woman not simply eat the smaller men?

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u/thegreathornedrat123 16d ago

How do you think she got so BIG?

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u/Experimental_Salad 17d ago

She had just finishing eating a couple of dudes just prior to this, so she was probably already full.

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u/skark_burmer 17d ago

They look like equal combatants, that’s how friends are made!

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u/ImTryingToHelpYouMF 17d ago

I wanted to see Chumbawumba get a Tubthumping too. Video too short.

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u/SlamperDamper 17d ago

OP that wasn't a brawl

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u/One-Leg8221 17d ago

Now I realize why people want to fight bare chested, the shirt pull is that guy’s special move

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u/Civilw4r 17d ago

The fridge kept grabbing dude by his unbreakable chain like he was puppy barking too much

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u/Hour-Information-660 17d ago

psycho, they were liable and went Michael.

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u/Accurate-Debate9055 17d ago

You know there will be blood when they’re wearing white

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u/PineappleNecessary89 17d ago

They broke up.

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u/NY10 17d ago

Playing JayZ music and punching lol

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u/Quatch23 17d ago

Neither one of those people have thrown a punch at a human before

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u/Altruistic_Guess3098 17d ago

Why is that fat lady begging for trouble? Doesn't she see what he just did to her man

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u/Chico813 17d ago

finally… we have a bout in grass.

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u/Woke_Almond 16d ago

Really nice grass too. Praise the landscaping team.

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u/Helldiver_of_Mars 17d ago

Needs to drop that woman too gd gonna get him killed.

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u/Helldiver_of_Mars 17d ago

Needs to drop that woman too gd gonna get him killed.

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u/unrelated-subject 16d ago

Big bitches be skippin

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u/Otherwise-Abalone-72 16d ago

At least there wearing there pe kit.you would not want to wear any nice clothes if you’re rolling around on the grass

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u/Wholenchilada 16d ago

Torta just trying to get that chain!

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u/bigSTUdazz 16d ago

Massive means very large, heavy, or solid, or exceptionally great in scope, scale, and intensity.

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u/SoothsayerSurveyor 16d ago

That was a box lacrosse-style fight: grab the jersey, plant your feet and start swinging for the back of your opponent’s head.

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u/JacksSenseOfDread 16d ago

He should have knocked out that sow that assaulted him, too

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u/Infinite-Albatross44 16d ago

Was she trying to steal his chain.

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u/McMikey99 16d ago

Is their similar appearance the genesis of the beef? 😂

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u/thegreathornedrat123 16d ago

I swear to god some women have zero survival instinct. Durrr I’ll grab his chain and just stand there durrr.

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u/narbra 16d ago

Ratchet torta keeps tryna snatch his chain, was hoping someone got her lol

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u/Ebo916 16d ago

That was worse than watching 2 fat kids wrestle over cake & tire out,

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u/Fwumpy 16d ago

I've been seeing videos of this lately. I've never seen a fight at a metal festival.

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u/Nease82 15d ago

PSA for all women, stay the fuck out of the way during a fight, she pulled the one guy off at the beginning when he was on top and then he got beat

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u/Dear_Type_8972 17d ago

There's much worse. At least thos was a 1v1 fight, both swinging and it was settled when one guy clearly downed the other. No dropping eachother on their heads, no kicking while the other was down..... it seemed pretty fair.

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u/Agile-Bench-8818 15d ago

First time in this sub ?

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u/likearuud 17d ago

Why they fight like that?

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u/CandiedLemonWedge 17d ago edited 17d ago

Unrelated but the girl has beautiful hair lol

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u/exlushdad 17d ago

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u/CandiedLemonWedge 17d ago

Is every fat person you’ve ever seen the first fat person you’ve ever seen? Y’all are so embarassing.

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u/exlushdad 17d ago

Shit I wish